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LifeFuel Reddit bitch cries about Chad not being the best in bed

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Here is the whole text under spoiler, seems like Chad may not be the best lover :lul:


View: https://www.reddit.com/user/normal_grl/comments/r13uw4/id_like_some_reassurance_that_im_not_crazy_lol/


So I had a situation the other day. It was my third time seeing one of my social media guy friends in the span of like four days. We hooked up the first night in his car after we had been drinking so obviously we were much more loose and comfortable. (Also FYI, I’m in the middle of moving, currently at a family member’s house and he was staying at his mom’s while he’s in town for the holiday so that’s why we did not do it at an actual place lol)

Second time I saw him we went out with his buddy so no hooking up happened at all.

Then the third time he invited me over since his mom was out at work for the night (she’s a nurse.) He’s a very cuddly person, has that southern gentleman thing going on since he’s from Tennessee, kept being very sweet with his words, I was just generally getting treated with more affectionate/kind attention than I normally get, so I thought that’d translate to hooking up again…and even more so because we’d be in a bed rather than a cramped car…

Things became SO sterile and clinical lmfao. He kept VERY lightly rubbing his fingers over my pants and eventually my underwear but did not insert any, which was already off putting to me because that’s the first place every guy goes to without me having to tell them. I barely felt touched at all. Then he immediately takes my hand and rubs it on his dick, so I start unbuttoning his pants and whatnot because of course I still want to do that, and if he wanted to start off with me paying attention to him first then that was okay with me. I rub him for a bit and then eventually he takes his pants off and I go down on him.

But I go down for a LONG time. He’s barely making any noise. I forgot to mention it’s like pitch black in the room so I can’t even look up at him LOL I ask him if he likes it, he says of course and I’m like thinking, I really couldn’t tell lmfaooo. But like he lets me keep going. Eventually I mention turning on the light and then he does, and homie makes damn near no facial expressions so I was like, that was pointless.

I also have to say that when I first gave him a blowjob that first night, he actually had said things like “oh god you’re good” and whatnot, but I didn’t hear that this time. Let me also say we had virtually zero alcohol in us other than a few sips of beer. He just seemed so uptight?

I take a small break and then he leans in to kiss me and whatnot, I’m like stroking him and shit.

THEN, he has the audacity to tell me to get a condom because we’re going straight into sex lmfaooo. I have to get up from the bed to get it, which gives me time to think about how he had barely touched me at all, didn’t insert one finger into me so I was barely even wet, and I got no words of affection during the blowjob so I was like sir how was I supposed to get off at ALL!?

I give him the condom, he puts it on and then immediately tells me to get in reverse cowgirl. So now I’m getting even more insecure since now I feel like he doesn’t even want to look at my face lmfaooo. I’m trying my best to enjoy it because it technically feels good inside me but my lack of wetness and sex drive is absolutely killing my vibe. I am virtually unable to lose myself in the moment.

So I tell him I want to get off the ride LOL and then he starts feeling bad and asking why, and then I basically explained the whole thing to him and we argued about it. He said “it felt like the natural progression of things” and I’m like WHERE!? Cause I literally have never had a guy do that. Was it too much for me to ask for his other behavior as far as cuddling and being sweet to me, to translate to the bedroom???

Am I wrong!?

Edit: also let me say I could have been more communicative, that’s my only critique of myself. Because at the end of the day, I think a guy should reciprocate in the way he feels comfortable? I never told him to eat me out or anything. But like the sheer lack of foreplay as far as like really touching my body? It does not make me feel wanted. And going straight into sex after giving you a blowjob? Like of course YOU’RE gonna feel good but literally what about me lmfaooo.


tl;dr foid hooks up with chad, he recieves blowjob and proceeds to sex with a condom, foid gets mad he does not eat her pu$$y out or play with her tits
 
tl;dr foid hooks up with chad, he recieves blowjob and proceeds to sex with a condom, foid gets mad he does not eat her pu$$y out or play with her tits
i wish i could play with a girl's tits :feelsmage::feelsaww:
tfw KHHV
 
Did. Not. Read.
 
This Chad should just dump her. There are tons of other women ready to take her place who don't have complaints.
 
Chad gives 0 fucks :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
He said “it felt like the natural progression of things” and I’m like WHERE!? Cause I literally have never had a guy do that.
Chad was probably already used to having sex so he was probably just not giving a fuck instead of actually being inexperienced, but still, teenagelovepill reminder: If you aren't both getting used to sex at the same time, then she's going to bitch about how inexperienced and awkward you're being because her horde of previous boyfriends were better than you.

Holy fuck, the soy in this comments...
With your lovely body, he should have adored you and made you feel like a goddess all night so you can stay until the next morning. I would have touched and kissed every inch of your body if I was in his place.
 
You cant win
You must be perfect at everything
 
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escortcels can relate to awkward sex :fuk:
 
escortcels can relate to awkward sex :fuk:
I don't even care that it's awkward. These prostitutes hardly count as humans anyway.:feelsdevil:
 
Chad doesn't need to satisfy this landwhale when he has another ten whores waiting for his cock, he just cums in the cumbucket and doesn't give a fuck if she orgasmed
 
Chad doesn't need to satisfy this landwhale when he has another ten whores waiting for his cock, he just cums in the cumbucket and doesn't give a fuck if she orgasmed
 
Tfw too cucked to give a damn about foids unexplainable standards. :feelsohh:
 
Pretty based of the Chad to not even give the femoid any sort of pleasure or express any sort of satisfaction with them. The worst fate for a foid is not pleasing Chad

With your lovely body, he should have adored you and made you feel like a goddess all night so you can stay until the next morning. I would have touched and kissed every inch of your body if I was in his place
That can't be real.:feelskek: These cucks deserve no quarter
 
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