Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Although there was once thing that moved me more than the Force ever did. It reminds me of something. Something I'd forgotten years ago. Ah yes, Ahsoka Tano. She was truly better than all the sexy sand talk I had with my fiancé. However I was more of a romantic, still am. But back to that alien pussy. Ah yes she was truly something the Force made for me and the old man. To be honest the thrill of the Dark Side doesn't even come close to that sweet fine ass. When I was choking Padme, I knew in my cold dead heart that I was never gonna see that plump alien pussy again. Sad to say, now I'm stuck with a burned charred dick. A lesson I am sure all Darksiders will realize, is that it's better to die a hero than live long enough to see yourself become a villain. Damn, I should have just let Samuel Jackson kill that son of a bitch.
