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RageFuel REAL MAN CHALLENGE: 100% or nothing!!!!!!!

SlayerSlayer

SlayerSlayer

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Do you think you are a real man???? I FUCKING DOUBT IT. Let's see if you have what it takes, remember if you lack one of these you aren't a REAL MAN, but some men are more masculine than others obviously-- how do you tally up?

1. Height MUST BE OVER 6'3
2. Weight must be OVER 200 lbs
3. Must be able to BENCH over 300 lbs
4. You have to own a FUCKING GUN- preferably an entire arsenal
5. You drive a FUCKING GAS GUZZLING VEHICLE-- AMERICAN OR GERMAN ONLY
6. YOU LOVE YOUR COUNTRY
7. YOU ARE BRAZENLY RACIST-- you are not afraid of calling a black person a nigger right to their face for the sole purpose of asserting your racial superiority
8. YOU CAN GULP A HUGE FUCKING BEER MUG IN ONE GO
9. YOU LISTEN TO GANGSTER RAP, ROCK, COUNTRY, OR WAGNER
10. You beat the shit out of someone
11. You are a bully and an abuser
12. PENIS SIZE OVER 8"
13. YOU FUCKED OVER 100 WOMEN AND THEY ARE ALL HOT
14. You are an authority figure-- you can be a foreman, a military, police, a CEO, lead whatever-- you have to LEAD and IMPOSE
15. You cucked an inferior male- as in you literally fucked their wife in front of them and they were powerless to stop you
16. You are always right-- you are fucking IGNORANT
17. You smoke a fucking cigar
18. black and white thinking
19. You literally slapped/punched a woman to put her in her place, and she APOLOGIZED
20. When you take a fucking piss, you LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD AND YOU DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU MISS
21. YOU EAT FUCKING MEAT, POTATOES, AND MOUNTAIN DEW
22. YOU NEVER WIPE YOUR OWN ASS
23. People start apologizing to you because you are so fucking intimidating AND IT MAKES YOU SICK
24. You don't have friends, you have lackeys.
25. You convinced some flat bimbo fuck buddy to get a boob job SHE GOT IN DEBT JUST TO PLEASE YOU and then you dumped her because it looks like shit. Or something similar



multiply by 4

I am only 8/100

having read this over and over, I can hardly imagine a story written about this fabled REAL MAN. It's like every other day is either an action movie, or porno shoot that takes place in bass pro shop. His life seems full of tension tbh

HEIHACHI MISHIMA is the closet thing in media I can think of that embodies a REAL MAN. He threw his fucking son off a cliff and abandoned him so he could become evil. THATS SOME REAL MAN SHIT
2023 09 08 06 43 48 heihachi mishima   Google Search  Mozilla Firefox
 
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I want to try a cigar.
 
6/100
one is 0,5 cuz I wouldnt fight for my country or something like that but its pretty good I guess
which one is that?
 
which country?
germany
Im not german I just live here so I wouldnt fight for it or anything
I am obviously talking about one's hometown country-- how do you feel about it?
 
just smoke weed :feelsLSD:
 
Sadly, none of them apply.
 
Do you think you are a real man???? I FUCKING DOUBT IT. Let's see if you have what it takes, remember if you lack one of these you aren't a REAL MAN, but some men are more masculine than others obviously-- how do you tally up?

1. Height MUST BE OVER 6'3
2. Weight must be OVER 200 lbs
3. Must be able to BENCH over 300 lbs
4. You have to own a FUCKING GUN- preferably an entire arsenal
5. You drive a FUCKING GAS GUZZLING VEHICLE-- AMERICAN OR GERMAN ONLY
6. YOU LOVE YOUR COUNTRY
7. YOU ARE BRAZENLY RACIST-- you are not afraid of calling a black person a nigger right to their face for the sole purpose of asserting your racial superiority
8. YOU CAN GULP A HUGE FUCKING BEER MUG IN ONE GO
9. YOU LISTEN TO GANGSTER RAP, ROCK, COUNTRY, OR WAGNER
10. You beat the shit out of someone
11. You are a bully and an abuser
12. PENIS SIZE OVER 8"
13. YOU FUCKED OVER 100 WOMEN AND THEY ARE ALL HOT
14. You are an authority figure-- you can be a foreman, a military, police, a CEO, lead whatever-- you have to LEAD and IMPOSE
15. You cucked an inferior male- as in you literally fucked their wife in front of them and they were powerless to stop you
16. You are always right-- you are fucking IGNORANT
17. You smoke a fucking cigar
18. black and white thinking
19. You literally slapped/punched a woman to put her in her place, and she APOLOGIZED
20. When you take a fucking piss, you LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD AND YOU DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU MISS
21. YOU EAT FUCKING MEAT, POTATOES, AND MOUNTAIN DEW
22. THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE VIDEO GAMES are sports related ones, DOOM, CoD, or you just play no games at all.
23. People start apologizing to you because you are so fucking intimidating AND IT MAKES YOU SICK
24. You don't have friends, you have lackeys.
25. You convinced some flat bimbo fuck buddy to get a boob job SHE GOT IN DEBT JUST TO PLEASE YOU and then you dumped her because it looks like shit. Or something similar

multiply by 4

I am only 8/100

having read this over and over, I can hardly imagine a story written about this fabled REAL MAN. It's like every other day is either an action movie, or porno shoot that takes place in bass pro shop. His life seems full of tension tbh
Bro this is hilarious. Don’t forget you can’t cry.
 
How does one achieve these things :fuk:
 
Bro this is hilarious. Don’t forget you can’t cry.
definitely, I wanted to keep it at 25 items, but this is obvious. I dont think you can even cry tears of joy
 
17. You smoke a fucking cigar lol only this
 
1. Height MUST BE OVER 6'3
2. Weight must be OVER 200 lbs
3. Must be able to BENCH over 300 lbs
4. You have to own a FUCKING GUN- preferably an entire arsenal
5. You drive a FUCKING GAS GUZZLING VEHICLE-- AMERICAN OR GERMAN ONLY
6. YOU LOVE YOUR COUNTRY
7. YOU ARE BRAZENLY RACIST-- you are not afraid of calling a black person a nigger right to their face for the sole purpose of asserting your racial superiority
8. YOU CAN GULP A HUGE FUCKING BEER MUG IN ONE GO
9. YOU LISTEN TO GANGSTER RAP, ROCK, COUNTRY, OR WAGNER
10. You beat the shit out of someone
11. You are a bully and an abuser
12. PENIS SIZE OVER 8"
13. YOU FUCKED OVER 100 WOMEN AND THEY ARE ALL HOT
14. You are an authority figure-- you can be a foreman, a military, police, a CEO, lead whatever-- you have to LEAD and IMPOSE
15. You cucked an inferior male- as in you literally fucked their wife in front of them and they were powerless to stop you
16. You are always right-- you are fucking IGNORANT
17. You smoke a fucking cigar
18. black and white thinking
19. You literally slapped/punched a woman to put her in her place, and she APOLOGIZED
20. When you take a fucking piss, you LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD AND YOU DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU MISS
21. YOU EAT FUCKING MEAT, POTATOES, AND MOUNTAIN DEW
22. THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE VIDEO GAMES are sports related ones, DOOM, CoD, or you just play no games at all.
23. People start apologizing to you because you are so fucking intimidating AND IT MAKES YOU SICK
24. You don't have friends, you have lackeys.
25. You convinced some flat bimbo fuck buddy to get a boob job SHE GOT IN DEBT JUST TO PLEASE YOU and then you dumped her because it looks like shit. Or something similar
this is a description of @Broly
 
Do you think you are a real man???? I FUCKING DOUBT IT. Let's see if you have what it takes, remember if you lack one of these you aren't a REAL MAN, but some men are more masculine than others obviously-- how do you tally up?

1. Height MUST BE OVER 6'3
2. Weight must be OVER 200 lbs
3. Must be able to BENCH over 300 lbs
4. You have to own a FUCKING GUN- preferably an entire arsenal
5. You drive a FUCKING GAS GUZZLING VEHICLE-- AMERICAN OR GERMAN ONLY
6. YOU LOVE YOUR COUNTRY
7. YOU ARE BRAZENLY RACIST-- you are not afraid of calling a black person a nigger right to their face for the sole purpose of asserting your racial superiority
8. YOU CAN GULP A HUGE FUCKING BEER MUG IN ONE GO
9. YOU LISTEN TO GANGSTER RAP, ROCK, COUNTRY, OR WAGNER
10. You beat the shit out of someone
11. You are a bully and an abuser
12. PENIS SIZE OVER 8"
13. YOU FUCKED OVER 100 WOMEN AND THEY ARE ALL HOT
14. You are an authority figure-- you can be a foreman, a military, police, a CEO, lead whatever-- you have to LEAD and IMPOSE
15. You cucked an inferior male- as in you literally fucked their wife in front of them and they were powerless to stop you
16. You are always right-- you are fucking IGNORANT
17. You smoke a fucking cigar
18. black and white thinking
19. You literally slapped/punched a woman to put her in her place, and she APOLOGIZED
20. When you take a fucking piss, you LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD AND YOU DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU MISS
21. YOU EAT FUCKING MEAT, POTATOES, AND MOUNTAIN DEW
22. THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE VIDEO GAMES are sports related ones, DOOM, CoD, or you just play no games at all.
23. People start apologizing to you because you are so fucking intimidating AND IT MAKES YOU SICK
24. You don't have friends, you have lackeys.
25. You convinced some flat bimbo fuck buddy to get a boob job SHE GOT IN DEBT JUST TO PLEASE YOU and then you dumped her because it looks like shit. Or something similar

multiply by 4

I am only 8/100

having read this over and over, I can hardly imagine a story written about this fabled REAL MAN. It's like every other day is either an action movie, or porno shoot that takes place in bass pro shop. His life seems full of tension tbh
You are fuckin stupid
 
@SlayerSlayer go trannymaxxing 'cause you ain't man
 
Do you think you are a real man???? I FUCKING DOUBT IT. Let's see if you have what it takes, remember if you lack one of these you aren't a REAL MAN, but some men are more masculine than others obviously-- how do you tally up?

1. Height MUST BE OVER 6'3
2. Weight must be OVER 200 lbs
3. Must be able to BENCH over 300 lbs
4. You have to own a FUCKING GUN- preferably an entire arsenal
5. You drive a FUCKING GAS GUZZLING VEHICLE-- AMERICAN OR GERMAN ONLY
6. YOU LOVE YOUR COUNTRY
7. YOU ARE BRAZENLY RACIST-- you are not afraid of calling a black person a nigger right to their face for the sole purpose of asserting your racial superiority
8. YOU CAN GULP A HUGE FUCKING BEER MUG IN ONE GO
9. YOU LISTEN TO GANGSTER RAP, ROCK, COUNTRY, OR WAGNER
10. You beat the shit out of someone
11. You are a bully and an abuser
12. PENIS SIZE OVER 8"
13. YOU FUCKED OVER 100 WOMEN AND THEY ARE ALL HOT
14. You are an authority figure-- you can be a foreman, a military, police, a CEO, lead whatever-- you have to LEAD and IMPOSE
15. You cucked an inferior male- as in you literally fucked their wife in front of them and they were powerless to stop you
16. You are always right-- you are fucking IGNORANT
17. You smoke a fucking cigar
18. black and white thinking
19. You literally slapped/punched a woman to put her in her place, and she APOLOGIZED
20. When you take a fucking piss, you LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD AND YOU DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU MISS
21. YOU EAT FUCKING MEAT, POTATOES, AND MOUNTAIN DEW
22. THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE VIDEO GAMES are sports related ones, DOOM, CoD, or you just play no games at all.
23. People start apologizing to you because you are so fucking intimidating AND IT MAKES YOU SICK
24. You don't have friends, you have lackeys.
25. You convinced some flat bimbo fuck buddy to get a boob job SHE GOT IN DEBT JUST TO PLEASE YOU and then you dumped her because it looks like shit. Or something similar

multiply by 4

I am only 8/100

having read this over and over, I can hardly imagine a story written about this fabled REAL MAN. It's like every other day is either an action movie, or porno shoot that takes place in bass pro shop. His life seems full of tension tbh
48
 
Trying to conform to societys standards of a "real man" is cucked
 
Failed at first requirement already.
 
I can bench over 300 pounds, have black and white thinking and I have beat the shit out of someone here and there, that's about it. Not a real man.
 

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