Blackpill Real Madrid is an incel team

[Ephialtes]

Peak inceldom on the pitch right now. Roster is sub-5 across the board, no true chads left like Ronaldo, Ramos, and Benzema. Players have lazy and arrogant incel energy, showing up to games like they already won. A true sub-5 display of talent. Imagine being Madrid and spending like 1B for that. Chad teams like Barca, Bayern, and PSG mog them brutally right now. Chad mogs. Then again I don't watch much football this year but I heard they're doing horribly, probably worse than last season. Xabi Alonso also quit.

 

[Ephialtes]

@Rapistcel I know you're a footballcel

 

[Truecel Prophet]

Peak inceldom on the pitch right now. Roster is sub-5 across the board, no true chads left like Ronaldo, Ramos, and Benzema. Players have lazy and arrogant incel energy, showing up to games like they already won. A true sub-5 display of talent. Imagine being Madrid and spending like 1B for that. Chad teams like Barca, Bayern, and PSG mog them brutally right now. Chad mogs. Then again I don't watch much football this year but I heard they're doing horribly, probably worse than last season. Xabi Alonso also quit.

Only faggots are Real Madrid fans

 

[Giracel]

They have been in the gutter for a while, I remember they once lost to a team from the unrecognized secessionist part of Moldova ca. 2022

 

[Giracel]

Only faggots are Real Madrid fans

I think all the club obsessions is gay tbh, I only like watching the national teams in the world cup. I guess copa america and euros are good as well but I never watched those.

 

[Ephialtes]

They have been in the gutter for a while, I remember they once lost to a team from the unrecognized secessionist part of Moldova ca. 2022

Sheriff Tiraspol, yup. What a game that was. Probably our greatest football achievement ever . I'm from Moldova btw, not often my country gets mentioned

 

[Ephialtes]

Only faggots are Real Madrid fans

Which team do you support, Prophet?

 

[anglocelticcel]

Vini is a Tyrone tbf

 

[SupremeSaint]

All Clubs are filled with Chads and the genetically superior

 

[Giracel]

Sheriff Tiraspol, yup. What a game that was. Probably our greatest football achievement ever . I'm from Moldova btw, not often my country gets mentioned

Amazing to run into one in the wild. But do you really claim Sheriff, assuming you are from the normal part of Moldova?

 

[Truecel Prophet]

Which team do you support, Prophet?

I do not watch football anymore, I used to like Barca and Liverpool, either way I hate Real Madrid because of how many UCL they robbed in the past

 

[Ephialtes]

Vini is a Tyrone tbf

Ah yes, trve tyrone indeed (Sarcasm btw)

 

[Truecel Prophet]

Vini is a Tyrone tbf

Monkeycius is a crying nigger

 

[Truecel Prophet]

I think all the club obsessions is gay tbh, I only like watching the national teams in the world cup. I guess copa america and euros are good as well but I never watched those.

I used to watch it to have something to talk to with normies

 

[Ephialtes]

Amazing to run into one in the wild. But do you really claim Sheriff, assuming you are from the normal part of Moldova?

I mean, Transnistria is technically part of Moldova, it's internationally recognized as a part of us. But it is a de facto independent state, yes. If you don't count it, then our greatest achievement would be probably our 3-2 victory against Poland, in the Euros.

 

[Giracel]

I used to watch it to have something to talk to with normies

I remember as a very young child, when I participated in soccer camps, the name of "Chelsea" being passed around like it was a deity. For years I did not know there were other clubs beyond it.

 

[Truecel Prophet]

I remember as a very young child, when I participated in soccer camps, the name of "Chelsea" being passed around as if it was a deity. For years I did not know there were other clubs beyond it.

Yeah I started watching football a lot just to have 1 thing to talk about with all the normies in general, now I just find it boring

 

[Giracel]

I mean, Transnistria is technically part of Moldova, it's internationally recognized as a part of us. But it is a de facto independent state, yes. If you don't count it, then our greatest achievement would be probably our 3-2 victory against Poland, in the Euros.

Having your biggest victory being against Poland is absolute chud status, I can see why you would be eager to count it

 

[Giracel]

Yeah I started watching football a lot just to have 1 thing to talk about with all the normies in general, now I just find it boring

I anticipate rotting over the summer watching the world cup, I am going to try to watch a lot of the games because I will have nothing better to do. It's going to be my post-college summer, and I have no gay little friend group for a stereotypical Europe or Japan trip lmao.

 

[Ephialtes]

Having your biggest victory being against Poland is absolute chud status, I can see why you would be eager to count it

I mean it's a small country of like 2 million people. Tbh at this point we should just unite with Romania, no one knows us anyway. However Russia doesn't let us, since they want us to be under their sphere of influence, and not join the EU.

 

[Truecel Prophet]

I anticipate rotting over the summer watching the world cup, I am going to try to watch a lot of the games because I will have nothing better to do. It's going to be my post-college summer, and I have no gay little friend group for a stereotypical Europe or Japan trip lmao.

Same, I have no friends at all anymore, I am gonna watch some games and rot

 

[Giracel]

Tbh at this point we should just unite with Romania, no one knows us anyway.

I heard there were talks again that it might happen, but I agree that it's probably not feasible

 

[Giracel]

Same, I have no friends at all anymore, I am gonna watch some games and rot

There are probably going to be some very comical games with all the chud countries that got in this time because they expanded the initial team pool. We've got fucking Uzbekistan and Curaçao lmao.

 

[Truecel Prophet]

There are probably going to be some very comical games with all the chud countries that got in this time because they expanded the initial team pool. We've got fucking Uzbekistan and Curaçao lmao.

Curacao in in the WC?

 

[Giracel]

Curacao in in the WC?

Current qualified (listed as CUW)

 

[Ephialtes]

I anticipate rotting over the summer watching the world cup, I am going to try to watch a lot of the games because I will have nothing better to do. It's going to be my post-college summer, and I have no gay little friend group for a stereotypical Europe or Japan trip lmao.

I wanted to go watch the games in person, but it's just not worth it. You'll get mogged, weather must be scorching hot, tickets expensive af and even if you do get a spot it'll be a shitty one from above where you see the players just as some small figurines running around. Better to watch at home

 

[Truecel Prophet]

Current qualified (listed as CUW)

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Brutal in a good sense

 

[Giracel]

I wanted to go watch the games in person, but it's just not worth it. You'll get mogged, weather must be scorching hot, tickets expensive af and even if you do get a spot it'll be a shitty one from above where you see the players just as some small figurines running around. Better to watch at home

True, I am in America so there was actually a chance to watch some games this time, but my dad said the tickets would be too hard to get. And completely agree that a home viewing experience is better anyway.

 

[Truecel Prophet]

I wanted to go watch the games in person, but it's just not worth it. You'll get mogged, weather must be scorching hot, tickets expensive af and even if you do get a spot it'll be a shitty one from above where you see the players just as some small figurines running around. Better to watch at home

It would be really ropefuel to see all the foids there

 

[Ephialtes]

It would be really ropefuel to see all the foids there

And the moggers coming to watch

 

[Ephialtes]

There are probably going to be some very comical games with all the chud countries that got in this time because they expanded the initial team pool. We've got fucking Uzbekistan and Curaçao lmao.

We got Uzbekistan and Curacao qualifying but not Italy (at this rate, they probably aren't, just like they miss every world cup)

 

[Giracel]

We got Uzbekistan and Curacao qualifying but not Italy (at this rate, they probably aren't, just like they miss every world cup)

There are still a few spots in UEFA left (see image a few posts up). Or did they already fail?

 

[Ephialtes]

There are still a few spots in UEFA left (see image a few posts up). Or did they already fail?

I think they haven't failed yet, but there's basically low to zero chance they're gonna qualify. Italy's decline as a football nation is crazy though

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Only faggots are Real Madrid fans

 

[Rapistcel]

Peak inceldom on the pitch right now. Roster is sub-5 across the board, no true chads left like Ronaldo, Ramos, and Benzema. Players have lazy and arrogant incel energy, showing up to games like they already won. A true sub-5 display of talent. Imagine being Madrid and spending like 1B for that. Chad teams like Barca, Bayern, and PSG mog them brutally right now. Chad mogs. Then again I don't watch much football this year but I heard they're doing horribly, probably worse than last season. Xabi Alonso also quit.

All foids are Real Madrid supporters.
FC Barcelona always the best of all time.

 

[Rapistcel]

All foids are Real Madrid supporters.
FC Barcelona always the best of all time.
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[Rapistcel]

Peak inceldom on the pitch right now. Roster is sub-5 across the board, no true chads left like Ronaldo, Ramos, and Benzema. Players have lazy and arrogant incel energy, showing up to games like they already won. A true sub-5 display of talent. Imagine being Madrid and spending like 1B for that. Chad teams like Barca, Bayern, and PSG mog them brutally right now. Chad mogs. Then again I don't watch much football this year but I heard they're doing horribly, probably worse than last season. Xabi Alonso also quit.

Mbappe is a faggot who literally dated a troon, now you have a reason to not be a Real Kalergi supporter.

 

[Truecel Prophet]

All foids are Real Madrid supporters.
FC Barcelona always the best of all time.
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True

 

[Chirag gupta]

If you want a real incel team, try supporting Tottenham.

We may be one of the biggest bottlers in the history of football

 

[Ephialtes]

All foids are Real Madrid supporters.
FC Barcelona always the best of all time.
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All foids? I think that is a bit of an overstatement, isn't it? Lots of foids support Barcelona too, especially cause of their young good-looking players, which enrages me. But you're right in that Madrid is an incel team, and Barca is a Chad team. Chad mogs.

 

[epstein]

All foids? I think that is a bit of an overstatement, isn't it? Lots of foids support Barcelona too, especially cause of their young good-looking players, which enrages me. But you're right in that Madrid is an incel team, and Barca is a Chad team. Chad mogs.

Bro barca is the biggest foid team ever like look a that that one fucking spanish princess that wanted to fuck gavi

 

[Ephialtes]

Mbappe is a faggot who literally dated a troon, now you have a reason to not be a Real Kalergi supporter.

Thanks for the reason. Real Kalergi, lmao. As in Kalergi, the politician who founded the Pan-Europa movement? Don't know too much about the guy, but he sounds like a fag, ngl.

 

[Ephialtes]

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Who is that guy in your avi? Looks like a chill dude ngl

 

[epstein]

If you want a real incel team, try supporting Tottenham.

We may be one of the biggest bottlers in the history of football

Forgot man united, prime example of a chad team becoming one of the biggest incel nests in Football. But they are doing suprisingly good this season

 

[Caichan]

Peak inceldom on the pitch right now. Roster is sub-5 across the board, no true chads left like Ronaldo, Ramos, and Benzema. Players have lazy and arrogant incel energy, showing up to games like they already won. A true sub-5 display of talent. Imagine being Madrid and spending like 1B for that. Chad teams like Barca, Bayern, and PSG mog them brutally right now. Chad mogs. Then again I don't watch much football this year but I heard they're doing horribly, probably worse than last season. Xabi Alonso also quit.

So I support them now

 

[Rapistcel]

Who is that guy in your avi? Looks like a chill dude ngl

Tyler Bingham

 

[Rapistcel]

Thanks for the reason. Real Kalergi, lmao. As in Kalergi, the politician who founded the Pan-Europa movement? Don't know too much about the guy, but he sounds like a fag, ngl.

He made that plan to replace whites in Europe by inmigrants

 

[Acorn]

@KING NOTHING thoughts?

 

[ReplaceMyJuice]

Current qualified (listed as CUW)

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Netherlands going to win WC 2026

 

[Rapistcel]

All foids? I think that is a bit of an overstatement, isn't it? Lots of foids support Barcelona too, especially cause of their young good-looking players, which enrages me. But you're right in that Madrid is an incel team, and Barca is a Chad team. Chad mogs.

All foids support Real Madrid as NPCS do , Barca is the incel team