Tallcel
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/pol/ gives this guy's kids shit but I don't think they look that bad. Their mom is an fat-headed cow foid but they still managed to pick up some good genes.
Here's how I would rate them
The eldest looks like 7/10. Definitely chad material if he works out and trims his hair. Probably got BBC and BIC from parents. He has perfect face structure if you overlook the out-of-place mutt nose.
Middle son looks kinda ugly, but still alpha. 4/10. He would look badass bald and jacked without the shitty fro. He'd look like that mutt associate (Perry Annunziata) that drove Tony around on the Sopranos.
Youngest son is disabled so I don't know how to rate him. Plus he's still pretty young and hasn't matured.
All of them would take advantage of dad's money and fame, but even without the two normal kids could pull combining alpha Italian and African genetics.
> inb4 Deniro's a manlet
He's 5'10", so his sons must be at least 5'11"
Here's how I would rate them
The eldest looks like 7/10. Definitely chad material if he works out and trims his hair. Probably got BBC and BIC from parents. He has perfect face structure if you overlook the out-of-place mutt nose.
Middle son looks kinda ugly, but still alpha. 4/10. He would look badass bald and jacked without the shitty fro. He'd look like that mutt associate (Perry Annunziata) that drove Tony around on the Sopranos.
Youngest son is disabled so I don't know how to rate him. Plus he's still pretty young and hasn't matured.
All of them would take advantage of dad's money and fame, but even without the two normal kids could pull combining alpha Italian and African genetics.
> inb4 Deniro's a manlet
He's 5'10", so his sons must be at least 5'11"
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