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Ron.Belgrade

Ron.Belgrade

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Last week i ran into a friend of my cousin

he told me that there's this foid only club just out of town and that once a every few weeks there's a men night where men are allowed in

apparently this club is filled with 40 year old roasties who lust over any young men from what he told me

the club is well known for sub5 men going there on men's night to get some leftover roasty pussy, apparently its really easy

its a place known for desperation, shame and bottom of the barrel folks to go to

sounds like the perfect place for me to to ascend

im currently watching cringe redpill pickup youtube vids and im writing down some strategies

>inb4 'wtf gross why do you even want roastie pussy'

well you volcel retard nigger, i want to ascend and at this point only landwhales are excluded


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im planning on going this summer together with my cousins friend, will update

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Good luck man
 
Good luck. Cogars are the way
 
Go for it brocel.

Send me the sextape too (joke)
 
Just goonmax and mew
 
Any plan that does not involve moneymaxxing to get face surgery is a plan doomed to fail unless you were a fakecel the whole time.
 
fuck those bitches hard
 
Last week i ran into a friend of my cousin

he told me that there's this foid only club just out of town and that once a every few weeks there's a men night where men are allowed in

apparently this club is filled with 40 year old roasties who lust over any young men from what he told me

the club is well known for sub5 men going there on men's night to get some leftover roasty pussy, apparently its really easy

its a place known for desperation, shame and bottom of the barrel folks to go to

sounds like the perfect place for me to to ascend

im currently watching cringe redpill pickup youtube vids and im writing down some strategies

>inb4 'wtf gross why do you even want roastie pussy'

well you volcel retard nigger, i want to ascend and at this point only landwhales are excluded


-

im planning on going this summer together with my cousins friend, will update

EyrhwB9WQAQDjL-.jpg
Happy Got You GIF by Bounce
 
did you had any luck?
 
Ascension doesn't exist, if going there yields anything for you then you're a fakecel
 
Over if there aren't any MILF pick-up clubs like this in a 300 kilometer radius around you:feelsbadman::cryfeels:.
 
My ascension plan is getting wraparound shotgun implants
 

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