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fuck lifehavers
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This is a billion dollar app idea
It'll use a machine learning algorithm on whores' social media posts to create a slut ELO based on factors like clothing choice, time spent online, and follower count.
It'll analyze the location of posts to establish an understanding of their schedules and when they're alone, then match them up with an anonymous rapify
user, giving priority access to rapify plus users ($100 per month). The rapist will then be given a route to the dumb bitch and can either use their own tools or pay a monthly fee for syringes and tranquilizers.
Once the rape has been completed the rapist can navigate to the whores listing on our database and leave a review based on tightness, and level of screaming etc.
I truly believe this could be the next silicon valley unicorn, there's a massive gap in the market as rape is effectively still stuck in the middle ages. After we've cornered the standard rape market we could make spinoffs like a rape + murder app, or Rampagify (an ER app).
It'll use a machine learning algorithm on whores' social media posts to create a slut ELO based on factors like clothing choice, time spent online, and follower count.
It'll analyze the location of posts to establish an understanding of their schedules and when they're alone, then match them up with an anonymous rapify
Once the rape has been completed the rapist can navigate to the whores listing on our database and leave a review based on tightness, and level of screaming etc.
I truly believe this could be the next silicon valley unicorn, there's a massive gap in the market as rape is effectively still stuck in the middle ages. After we've cornered the standard rape market we could make spinoffs like a rape + murder app, or Rampagify (an ER app).





