Gaming [RageFuel]Elden Ring is liquid ass.

[based_meme]

Fuck this piece of shit game. It's a massive, lifeless world with no fucking story and no reason to do anything. All of the hype is from the cocksuckers who will dick ride Miyazaki and open their mouths wide for him to shit right in it.

Fuck anyone who says this is a good game. It really fucking isn't. The game is bland and the open world is a waste of space.

Why the fuck did I waste money on this? FML

 

[OwariDa]

cope

 

[Caelus]

Boring game.

 

[Caelus]

All of the hype is from the cocksuckers who will dick ride Miyazaki and open their mouths wide for him to shit right in it.

There’s nothing more annoying than seeing westoids put mediocre east Asian slop on a pedestal just cause they’re sick of their own shit.

 

[gymletethnicel]

Play Senran Kagura Peach Beach Splash instead.

View: https://youtu.be/IZjzB4MNEX0

 

[Grim_Reaper]

Play Senran Kagura Peach Beach Splash instead.

View: https://youtu.be/IZjzB4MNEX0

 

[based_meme]

Play Senran Kagura Peach Beach Splash instead.

View: https://youtu.be/IZjzB4MNEX0

I just might. That's how much I hate Elden Ring.

 

[Azaylias]

 

[Pixycel]

Fuck this piece of shit game. It's a massive, lifeless world with no fucking story and no reason to do anything. All of the hype is from the cocksuckers who will dick ride Miyazaki and open their mouths wide for him to shit right in it.

Fuck anyone who says this is a good game. It really fucking isn't. The game is bland and the open world is a waste of space.

Why the fuck did I waste money on this? FML

Unironically it gets better after limgrave and raya lucaria. I couldn't get into it at first either and dropped it like three times. A few hours in it became one of my top favorite games.

Look up a OP early/+10 boss weapon guide and the game will become far more enjoyable

 

[CruxGammata]

Looks like someone couldn't beat Margit.
Well the idea of the game being open world is to explore the world to get a decent build and stats before trying to do bosses.

 

[Friday I'm In Love]

filtered

 

[CruxGammata]

I've been trying to beat Elden Beast for 3 hours now, you only lose if you give up

 

[CruxGammata]

Fuck it not sleeping until I post a screencap here

 

[CruxGammata]

nvm op is right

 

[CruxGammata]

Rate my character though

 

[based_meme]

Unironically it gets better after limgrave and raya lucaria. I couldn't get into it at first either and dropped it like three times. A few hours in it became one of my top favorite games.

Look up a OP early/+10 boss weapon guide and the game will become far more enjoyable

It's not hard, it's just fucking boring as fuck. It's not enjoyable, and I don't want to grind another 50+ hours just to get into it. If it doesn't captivate you in the first few hours, the game has failed.

Looks like someone couldn't beat Margit.
Well the idea of the game being open world is to explore the world to get a decent build and stats before trying to do bosses.

Fuck you and every other "git gud" faggot. That's not my problem with the game. I've played DS1, 2, and 3, and enjoyed those games without any challenges, but this is a fucking snooze fest.

 

[gymletethnicel]

Rate my character though
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ugly bitch

 

[Pixycel]

've been trying to beat Elden Beast for 3 hours now

That nigga was a piece of shit. If I wasn't using a blasphemous blade, a mimic tear, and the black blade incantation that shit would have taken me days.

 

[based_meme]

Rate my character though
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Rape/10.

 

[CruxGammata]

I've played DS1, 2, and 3, and enjoyed those games without any challenges

Because they are easier early game due to region lock / linear design.

the idea of the game being open world is to explore the world to get a decent build and stats before trying to do bosses.

And trust me, it gets way much easier later on.

That nigga was a piece of shit. If I wasn't using a blasphemous blade, a mimic tear, and the black blade incantation that shit would have taken me days.

I soloed Malenia before (as a mage) but I never beat Radabeast without summons/help, shit is fucked and no one is talking about it, it's literally the only boss I have never soloed so far, and it's still a problem after 300 hours of gameplay.

 

[CruxGammata]

ugly bitch

 

[gymletethnicel]

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Ugly as fuck

 

[ERaser]

Bloodborne is better

 

[Phosphorus]

ok

 

[ArcticShadow]

Didn't know that senile boomers can play video games

 

[CruxGammata]

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nvm op is right

IT'S DONE

The space slug is down, holy shit the only boss I could have never 1v1ed before is down.