JFL r/Short Posts in a Nutshell

[Zer0/∞]

 

[Zer0/∞]

OMG, GUYS!!! Being 5'7" is, like, ABSOLUTELY THE BEST!!! I mean, seriously, it's THE PERFECT height. I can't even!! First off, let me tell you, being 5'7" is just spot on for blending in, not too tall to hit your head on every low door, not too short that you're always looking up to everyone! Plus, you're always at the right eye level for the majority of women, hello! Perfect for romance!

Next, think about the world we live in! Society is basically BUILT for us 5'7" folks. Cars, public transport, kitchen counters, ATMs! You name it, and we fit it PERFECTLY! And don’t get me started on clothes. The fashion world is practically DESIGNED for us!

And did I mention how being 5'7" is SOOOOO good for your health? It's the sweet spot for balancing body weight, ensuring less strain on our hearts! Better cardiovascular health, longer life. We're like, the super-humans of height!!

It's like we 5'7" peeps hit the jackpot in the genetic lottery, and I'm LIVING for it! Everyone should just accept the FACT that being 5'7" is the dream height for all men, and that's the tea!

 

[Luzifer]

tallfags on suicidewatch

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

All the users that aren’t coping this badly have already roped. This behaviour can easily be explained by survivor bias.

 

[iamsubhuman]

this was funny until i realized it came from looksmax

 

[Trannydestroyer]

5'7 isn't even thaat bad try being 5'2 I can guarantee a 5'7 normie could get a LTR if they tried plus 5'7 range is the average human males height

 

[Luzifer]

5'7 isn't even thaat bad try being 5'2 I can guarantee a 5'7 normie could get a LTR if they tried plus 5'7 range is the average human males height

For subhuman yes, not for whitecells

 

[wordingtonian]

Over for tallcels
Rope if you are over 5’8”

 

[Psychcel]

All the users that aren’t coping this badly have already roped. This behaviour can easily be explained by survivor bias.

High IQ post

 

[turbosperg]

OMG, GUYS!!! Being 5'7" is, like, ABSOLUTELY THE BEST!!! I mean, seriously, it's THE PERFECT height. I can't even!! First off, let me tell you, being 5'7" is just spot on for blending in, not too tall to hit your head on every low door, not too short that you're always looking up to everyone! Plus, you're always at the right eye level for the majority of women, hello! Perfect for romance!

Next, think about the world we live in! Society is basically BUILT for us 5'7" folks. Cars, public transport, kitchen counters, ATMs! You name it, and we fit it PERFECTLY! And don’t get me started on clothes. The fashion world is practically DESIGNED for us!

And did I mention how being 5'7" is SOOOOO good for your health? It's the sweet spot for balancing body weight, ensuring less strain on our hearts! Better cardiovascular health, longer life. We're like, the super-humans of height!!

It's like we 5'7" peeps hit the jackpot in the genetic lottery, and I'm LIVING for it! Everyone should just accept the FACT that being 5'7" is the dream height for all men, and that's the tea!

good for health
bad for procreation

 

[adharmi]

tallfags on suicidewatch