Quitting a shitty job, funny story

[Hobo Cel]

Post your funniest or craziest job quitting experience.

Me: I worked at a large janitorial supply, family owned and run.

I really sucked at my job. It required concentration on scanning product codes. I was in a months long fog.

The owner, a Jew named Al Miller, was always checking up on me, because I already had 2 strikes.

One afternoon, I was just trying to make it to five o'clock. So I went and sat on the toilet and fell asleep.

Al had been looking for me for an hour at least. He looked under the stall door, and knocked, and I was out cold.

He took a ball peen hammer and WHAM! Hit the door open, and screamed, get the hell out of my building!

In my stupor, not realizing even where I was, I yelled, "I'm in here taking a dump"!

They escorted me out.

 

[Deleted member 19858]

worked construction and couldnt be bothered showing up for a week or so because i wanted to ldar
i stopped getting calls from my boss and he wouldnt answer when i called
construction is fucking shit anyway so i couldnt care less

 

[Hobo Cel]

worked construction and couldnt be bothered showing up for a week or so because i wanted to ldar
i stopped getting calls from my boss and he wouldnt answer when i called
construction is fucking shit anyway so i couldnt care less

Lol.

I was in that situation once, but I didn't really want to get fired.

I hatched a plan where every time he called, I would text back, saying ,I'm in the doctor's office.

Then I'd call back at 5.20 pm after quitting time to "return your call".

 

[Deleted member 19858]

Lol.

I was in that situation once, but I didn't really want to get fired.

I hatched a plan where every time he called, I would text back, saying ,I'm in the doctor's office.

Then I'd call back at 5.20 pm after quitting time to "return your call".

ive done that too, i just never got any shit for it jfl
didnt wanna get fired from my job either, but i didnt care if it would come to that though

 

[Emba]

I was mopping a floor at Wendi's, and the manigger starts to complain I'm too slow. He grabs the mop and slops mud around the floor and called it good...

I said, "hey, you're really good at that. Now do the rest of the floor.... because I quit."

And walked out.

 

[Bedford Stye]

I was mopping a floor at Wendi's, and the manigger starts to complain I'm too slow. He grabs the mop and slops mud around the floor and called it good...

I said, "hey, you're really good at that. Now do the rest of the floor.... because I quit."

And walked out.

Bwaaaaa!!