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Ellsworth

Ellsworth

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First time you escortcel should you fuck or just get your dick sucked. Don’t say both because I don’t last long enough for that.
 
Fuck, don't want them to smell your stench first if you're not hygienic
 
jack off in the morning so you last a bit longer so you go for both or just get dick sucked grab penis and squeeze before cumming then fuck her right in the pussy
 
Never came from sucking even without condom. Most of the ones where I live make you wear condom for sucking. I don't think most guys can come from that unless they get really into it.

If no condom suck and you don't think you'll last long just come in her mouth.

jack off in the morning so you last a bit longer
Don't do this if it's your first time. I couldn't get hard my first time and that was without coming for several days.

Maybe if you're used to females touching you it wouldn't matter :chad: but I wasn't. Basically the only times a female touched me before prostitutes was my mother hitting me :cryfeels:
 
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I'm planning to escortcel in the near future, but I would like to try both.
 
You most likely have death grip syndrome as an incel so you won't come at all.
 
Are you a virgin? Most times I see stories about incels who lost their virginity to escorts they regret it and would rather die virgins instead.
 
the former
You most likely have death grip syndrome as an incel so you won't come at all.
^^
Inceldom causes a variety of sexual dysfunction and neuroses

But it'll be fine. You'll do fine. Directly paid women make it easy, particularly if it's legal where you live.
 
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Both. I know you told me to not say "both", but you will probably last long enough to try both. If you feel like you're going to nut, tell her to stop, and switch positions.
 
Maybe if you're used to females touching you it wouldn't matter :chad: but I wasn't. Basically the only times a female touched me before prostitutes was my mother hitting me :cryfeels:
bro..... :feelscry:
 
I'm not an escortcel however I think it's best if you get your money's worth and fuck her
 
What's the point of just getting a bj? I mean I have no experience with any of it, but I think that I'd actually want to have sex if I were to escortcel.
 
You're paying for the entire hour, fucking use it.

Let her blow you, cum, then wait till you can get it back up, and the fuck her.
 
What's the point of just getting a bj? I mean I have no experience with any of it, but I think that I'd actually want to have sex if I were to escortcel.
maybe her roast flaps are that terrbile to look at and better she hides them?
 
If you don't want to do both there are escorts who do specific services with a reduced price of course,you may want to get one of those
 
Do what you want. I both got sucked and fucked the first time because I was young and wanted to make my fantasies come true asap.

It depends on your personality. BJs are super comfortable and good for your ego. Fucking in the pussy is like sports, it's super fun but you also have to get good at it. You might come to early if you are too eager.
I never tried anal.
 
One more question/comment. My first time I don’t really want it to be with a very attractive foid. I prefer she be a little older and chubbier. I think I would be too nervous with a dime.
 
Fuck with a condom.
 
One more question/comment. My first time I don’t really want it to be with a very attractive foid. I prefer she be a little older and chubbier. I think I would be too nervous with a dime.

Why?

You might not be able to perform well if you are with someone who you don't find attractive. You might not, you know, even feel a connection to someone who you merely see as a chubby hole. If you're going to pay for sex, you might as well get your money's worth, so find someone who fits your description of an ideal foid as close as possible.

Find someone incredibly hot for your first try so you can sustain a fantasy that Stacy somehow wants you.
 
One more question/comment. My first time I don’t really want it to be with a very attractive foid. I prefer she be a little older and chubbier. I think I would be too nervous with a dime.
Save up money, get a ticket to Amsterdam, thank me later.
 
I don’t want an ugly one, but one I’m attracted to but don’t consider a dime. Knowing me I would get extremely nervous if I thought she was very attractive. Having a couple flaws would help I think.
 
If you really feel the need to than go ahead but realize you are no better than the retards giving money to twitch thots. You are happily throwing money at some whore for something she would give for free if you were attractive.
 
One more question/comment. My first time I don’t really want it to be with a very attractive foid. I prefer she be a little older and chubbier. I think I would be too nervous with a dime.
I was similiar, except it had to be a foreign girl.
Couldn't imagine doing it with an English escort
 
If you really feel the need to than go ahead but realize you are no better than the retards giving money to twitch thots. You are happily throwing money at some whore for something she would give for free if you were attractive.
I’m fine with that and mostly agree with you. All men who aren’t Chad pay. Mr. Norman with a 4/10 wife will essentially pay hundreds of thousands over his lifetime for a used up pig. I feel escorting is better than giving money to Twitch thots because you are directly getting pussy. Guy who give money to thots online are just cucks.
 
You most likely have death grip syndrome as an incel so you won't come at all.

Asian pussy feels the same as deathgrip srs. If you're "average" i.e. the oft-cited 5-6 inches range, try slim Asian escorts.
 
Asian pussy feels the same as deathgrip srs. If you're "average" i.e. the oft-cited 5-6 inches range, try slim Asian escorts.
That’s another question, if ur dick is only in 5-6” range will the whore laugh at you?
 
That’s another question, if ur dick is only in 5-6” range will the whore laugh at you?

In my experience, U.S. born whores seem to think that part of prostitution is attempting to build up their client's egos. You're more likely to encounter cringe compliments than any negative reaction. "Babe, you're SO amazing at this!"
 
did she kicked you out?
Not for my first one I got to stay the full time I paid for which was 30 minutes. But when I was still kinda new to prostitutes and was with a different one she pressured me to leave after about five minutes when I couldn't get hard.

Told her to touch first first but she refused and put condom on my soft dick. Some awkward sucking before she stopped to ask what's wrong and I say "It's not your fault :soy: I'm a bit nervous because I'm new to this". More awkward sucking before she stops again and I have to almost beg her to keep going. More awkward sucking then she asks if that's enough. I say okay, get dressed, then walk out in shame.

That’s another question, if ur dick is only in 5-6” range will the whore laugh at you?
No that would be common for them to see.
 
If you really feel the need to than go ahead but realize you are no better than the retards giving money to twitch thots. You are happily throwing money at some whore for something she would give for free if you were attractive.

I strongly disagree. Prostitution is the cheapest way to have sex. I have shown in numerous threads before that having sex with a wife is MUCH more expensive especially but not only if she files for divorce. And this happens to Chad all the time because Chad is not blackpilled. Eventually he settles down, marries and then gets FUCKED OVER.
 
I strongly disagree. Prostitution is the cheapest way to have sex. I have shown in numerous threads before that having sex with a wife is MUCH more expensive especially but not only if she files for divorce. And this happens to Chad all the time because Chad is not blackpilled. Eventually he settles down, marries and then gets FUCKED OVER.
True but you arent paying for a wife, You're paying for the equivalent of a one night stand. Essentially paying for a tinder hookup. And all that money goes straight into the whores pocket. Only difference between that and twitch thots is you get bodily contact. You're still paying for a GFE in the end
 
Only difference between that and twitch thots is you get bodily contact.
That is a pretty big difference though. Actually I really struggle to understand cucks who give e-thots money, I mean you literally get nothing out of it which you couldn't get for free. What to have some degenerate foid acknowledge your existence for couple seconds to get a small hit of dopamine? JFL
 
First time you escortcel should you fuck or just get your dick sucked. Don’t say both because I don’t last long enough for that.
Go for real sex. If you can, why not anal too?

Also, the escorts I know of charge by the hour. Within that time you can come as many time as you are able
 
I mean you literally get nothing out of it which you couldn't get for free.
This is my main point tho. Faggots giving twitch thots money are paying for a GFE while escortcels are paying for a hookup experience. They're both paying whores for something better men get for free. Honestly I wouldn't have a problem with either of those if they weren't directly supporting females to continue the beta cycle.
 
This is my main point tho. Faggots giving twitch thots money are paying for a GFE while escortcels are paying for a hookup experience. They're both paying whores for something better men get for free. Honestly I wouldn't have a problem with either of those if they weren't directly supporting females to continue the beta cycle.
Sure but an incel couldn't get sex or actual bodily contact for free, whereas it's pretty easy to trick your brain into thinking that you're being acknowledged by a foid, even if you aren't, or you could just waifumaxx like me. In my mind, therein lies the difference.

I suppose you could argue that, if you have a shit hand, you might be better off not even playing it at all. But ultimately in this case, who does that hurt besides you? Sure some whore won't be able to make money off you specifically, but it doesn't matter if are countless other men who would be willing. Basically I'm saying that a single individual avoiding escortcelling will make no consequential difference.
 
I suppose you could argue that, if you have a shit hand, you might be better off not even playing it at all. But ultimately in this case, who does that hurt besides you? Sure some whore won't be able to make money off you specifically, but it doesn't matter if are countless other men who would be willing. Basically I'm saying that a single individual avoiding escortcelling will make no consequential difference.
True, You not contributing to foids would do little effect the situation thats been created. But in the same vein you are no better than leftists who complain about the exploitation of workers while supporting companies that exploit their workers. If you support whores financially you cant complain about them acting like whores.
 
Not for my first one I got to stay the full time I paid for which was 30 minutes. But when I was still kinda new to prostitutes and was with a different one she pressured me to leave after about five minutes when I couldn't get hard.

Told her to touch first first but she refused and put condom on my soft dick. Some awkward sucking before she stopped to ask what's wrong and I say "It's not your fault :soy: I'm a bit nervous because I'm new to this". More awkward sucking before she stops again and I have to almost beg her to keep going. More awkward sucking then she asks if that's enough. I say okay, get dressed, then walk out in shame.

Suifuel story ngl
 
Not for my first one I got to stay the full time I paid for which was 30 minutes. But when I was still kinda new to prostitutes and was with a different one she pressured me to leave after about five minutes when I couldn't get hard.

Told her to touch first first but she refused and put condom on my soft dick. Some awkward sucking before she stopped to ask what's wrong and I say "It's not your fault :soy: I'm a bit nervous because I'm new to this". More awkward sucking before she stops again and I have to almost beg her to keep going. More awkward sucking then she asks if that's enough. I say okay, get dressed, then walk out in shame.


No that would be common for them to see.


same story whit my first time
 

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