Pun thread

[worstcel]

I'll just throw in a pun to get it started



How does a man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it

B)

 

[Dionysus]

two niggas cross the road

both shot by cops

 

[Deleted member 21768]

I was told it was easy to find a woman, date her, marry her, and have kids if you're confident and held your head up high.
Later in life, I found out it's not as easy as I thot.

 

[Vermilioncore]

A girl walks into the bar. She fucks Chad and is later murdered by him

 

[carticel]

It's



OVER

 

[zangano1]

What did the numale say after he forgot his jacket in a cold day?

I'm literally shaking right now

 

[FlamingCel]

Did you hear the one about the mime ? Well not from him you didn't

 

[JohnDoe]

Did you hear about the "non-complaining" feminist? I hear it from her all the time