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I'll just throw in a pun to get it started



How does a man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it

B)
 
two niggas cross the road

both shot by cops
 
I was told it was easy to find a woman, date her, marry her, and have kids if you're confident and held your head up high.
Later in life, I found out it's not as easy as I thot.
 
A girl walks into the bar. She fucks Chad and is later murdered by him
 
What did the numale say after he forgot his jacket in a cold day?

I'm literally shaking right now
 
Did you hear the one about the mime ? Well not from him you didn't :feelskek:
 
Did you hear about the "non-complaining" feminist? I hear it from her all the time
 

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