tulasdanslos
East though, they heading to the East
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So I was promenademaxxing today and I see a car parked on the middle of the route. Ok, nothing unusual. Except that the person was in the back seat was kind of hopping up and down. I know what this means but it gets worse. The sex havers put blinders on the back right window and the back window (must have run out of blinders because the front window wasn't covered). I did my best to ignore it and put it out of my mind. After a while, when we returned to that spot, the car was still parked and with blinders on.
I did my best to cope with this fact, I literally told myself "out of sight out of mind" in my inner monologue. Then my shrill wrinkled up witch of a mother had something to say about it "It looks like they are snuggling" and "they're smart". In front of her virgin son. Needless to say I was seething inside but I couldn't do anything about it. I couldn't go ER on them because yuropoor, I couldn't call law enforcement because I had left my phone home (incel trait ngl) and even if I had it would have brought me no peace of mind at best or put me in active distress at worst, and I couldn't tell mom to shut the fuck up because dad was there. I just thought on the way home that it was a shame the slut had her coat on while riding Chad because I saw no titty. Screw sex havers and drivers.
I did my best to cope with this fact, I literally told myself "out of sight out of mind" in my inner monologue. Then my shrill wrinkled up witch of a mother had something to say about it "It looks like they are snuggling" and "they're smart". In front of her virgin son. Needless to say I was seething inside but I couldn't do anything about it. I couldn't go ER on them because yuropoor, I couldn't call law enforcement because I had left my phone home (incel trait ngl) and even if I had it would have brought me no peace of mind at best or put me in active distress at worst, and I couldn't tell mom to shut the fuck up because dad was there. I just thought on the way home that it was a shame the slut had her coat on while riding Chad because I saw no titty. Screw sex havers and drivers.