PPEcel
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You see a lot of funny headlines from time to time but this one stands out:
From the NY Post:
Yeah, she's got the crazy eyes.
Anyway, the date started like most normies' Tinder dates: They met each other and then she sucked his dick. But as the NY Post reports:
The normie eventually escaped after the crazy hole fell asleep.
You can read the Colorado Springs PD Officer's affidavit here:
Bruh moment. But men are abusive, right?
From the NY Post:
Lauren Marie Dooley, 22, was hit with multiple felony charges last week over the bizarre attack on her 21-year-old date inside her apartment in Colorado Springs, a newly released affidavit says.
Yeah, she's got the crazy eyes.
Anyway, the date started like most normies' Tinder dates: They met each other and then she sucked his dick. But as the NY Post reports:
Things took a turn when Dooley brought out a kitchen knife and demanded he go into her bedroom, the victim told cops.
“Fearing Lauren would harm him with the knife, he obeyed and got into her bed. Lauren climbed on top of him and proceeded to use the knife to cut his left shoulder,” the affidavit says.
“Lauren then used both her hands to apply direct pressure [the victim’s] to throat for approximately 20 seconds, making it difficult to breath. Lauren stopped, but only to procure a belt that she then placed around [the victim’s] neck.”
“She tightened the belt for another 20 seconds, once more making it difficult to breath. When she took it off, she checked [the victim’s] neck for a pulse.”
Dooley then allegedly proceeded to order takeout via DoorDash and threatened to kill her date if he tried to scream out to the delivery driver.
The normie eventually escaped after the crazy hole fell asleep.
You can read the Colorado Springs PD Officer's affidavit here:
Bruh moment. But men are abusive, right?