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MoistCr1TiKaL, a guy who has never met a damsel in distress that he did not want to rescue and prove his worth to by slinging shit at whichever male she is in dispute with, and the poster child of what being a lanky beta loser in highschool who browsed /r/NiceGuys and /r/IncelTears a bit too many times and took it all to heart looks like, he has made an entire career for himself from the age-old spineless tact of vying for the female approval he couldn't get enough of in his youth by putting on a few muscles at the gym, covering himself with tattoos, and thereafter dedicating his channel exclusively to 'flexing' on any man online who has ever pissed off a female.
Recently, he has published one of his signature blathering videos of 'Johnny', a blackpill resistance fighter engaged in non-violent protest against the gynocentric hierarchy that Moist serves at the pleasure of. It is a perfect representation of every single MoistCr1TiKaL 'smackdown' video ever, an insipid low-brow monotone droning that is completely unwatchable for anyone with an IQ above 90, which is why it is especially beloved by female viewers and wannabe 'cool boys.
He begins the video by admitting that he has been following and seething over Johnny's antics for months prior but chose not to remark on them for unspecified reasons, probably because the video would've turned out even more dull and because he was too busy frothing at the mouth at the sight of a woman being accosted and not pandered to, and later on demonstrates how, despite being a 30+ year old man, his brain is still stuck in highschool as he spends 90% of the time reading 'creative' insults off a notepad about his mark's appearance, voice, familial acceptance, status and sexual experience.
By so doing so, he is also once again solidifying the fact that being unattractive to women is truly the worst crime one can commit in the eyes of MoistCr1TiKaL and his fans, even going so far as to outright invent non-existent falios or virginity for Johnny just to make sure his female fans get the point across.
Inbetween livid outbursts of anger and vitriolic screeds, MoistCr1TiKaL expresses annoyance at having to address the only substantive claim which is ever going to be raised in the video, because a couple of Twitter users ( Which sends MoistCr1TiKaL into another hissy fit about Twitter ) pointed out that the charges against Johnny are unjust and ridiculous, because he only pepper-sprayed the foid after she threw a shoe at him and attempted to physically attack and push him. Hilariously, MoistCr1TiKaL's defense here is that he 'considers' her actions to be self-defense because of how 'creepy' Jonny's words and the environment was ( Yes, really. ) in defiance of all objective legal code, and that the response was disproportional because a pepper spray is 'much more painful' than a shoe throw.
Needless to say, MoistCr1TiKaL at the same time considers it criminal, unmanly, psychotic, 'cringe' and weak for any man who has ever been harassed or stalked by an woman on planet earth to any degree of severity to ever resort to physical violence against her, and that if they do, those women would be entitled to shoot them in a face with a gun on the spot, much less pepper spray them. But of course, double standards are the name of the game here, and if you wonder what caused this guy to lick the boot of women so hard for attention, this is what he used to look like and the only reason he's so obsessed with presenting himself as a 'real man' repeatedly:
