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Probation officer foid

curryboy420

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My probation officer foid being more annoying recently. She phoned the doctor at my last appointment and tried to get me some meds prescribed cos she thinks that will make me normal. And then she makes me do activity stuff that I have to go to the city centre to do with random government niggers. Imagine if the government actually gave you government issues girlfriends. But instead we just getting the dystopian version of annoying feminist woman demanding things and managing your life. What should I say to her next time
 
What is a probation officer
 
My probation officer foid being more annoying recently. She phoned the doctor at my last appointment and tried to get me some meds prescribed cos she thinks that will make me normal. And then she makes me do activity stuff that I have to go to the city centre to do with random government niggers. Imagine if the government actually gave you government issues girlfriends. But instead we just getting the dystopian version of annoying feminist woman demanding things and managing your life. What should I say to her next time
What was your crime?
 
Blud thinks I don't know that I'm retarded incel guy not crimemaxxer

This is the only foid I speak to in my life
You literally said you have a probation officer. Tf kind of crime did you commit?
 
I didn't even steal big one
Brutal. Bro got locked up for stealing a tiny candy bar, jfl. Only things I’ve ever stolen were hot wheels cars from the bin in my second grade teacher’s classroom. I buried one in the the yard, and kept one in storage (still have it).
 
Brutal. Bro got locked up for stealing a tiny candy bar, jfl. Only things I’ve ever stolen were hot wheels cars from the bin in my second grade teacher’s classroom. I buried one in the the yard, and kept one in storage (still have it).
Dig.the other.one up

It's time.
 
Are you the currycel who raped the goat?
 
Indecent exposure to Ur mum
Ok well let me have another guess...you are a stinky jeet, sooo according to wikipedia the most common crimes for jeets are;
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I dont think you are a thief, so that leaves sexual crimes against the children. Weird how public defecation isnt listed.
 
Ok well let me have another guess...you are a stinky jeet, sooo according to wikipedia the most common crimes for jeets are;
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I dont think you are a thief, so that leaves sexual crimes against the children. Weird how public defecation isnt listed.
That's not my crime bud do I look like a nonce

I do the other crimes
 
Brutal. Bro got locked up for stealing a tiny candy bar, jfl. Only things I’ve ever stolen were hot wheels cars from the bin in my second grade teacher’s classroom. I buried one in the the yard, and kept one in storage (still have it).
its gotta be something humiliating or he would just tell us.
 
Buddy do u think Pablo Escobar told people what he did
HAHAHAHAHAHA - a jeet comparing himself to Pablo Escobar!!!! This confirms you touched the children.
 
My probation officer foid being more annoying recently. She phoned the doctor at my last appointment and tried to get me some meds prescribed cos she thinks that will make me normal. And then she makes me do activity stuff that I have to go to the city centre to do with random government niggers. Imagine if the government actually gave you government issues girlfriends. But instead we just getting the dystopian version of annoying feminist woman demanding things and managing your life. What should I say to her next time
What you need is some Viagra to do HER
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA - a jeet comparing himself to Pablo Escobar!!!! This confirms you touched the children.
Nah bro he's saying that real gangsters don't tell:feelzez:
 
Dig.the other.one up

It's time.
I can’t find it. I buried that fucker DEEP. I used to have as a kid a 2 foot wide and 2.5 foot deep hole in the yard I called the mud pit because I would fill it with water and throw toy cars in there, and I dug a side passage like a foot across from the main pit. That’s where I stuffed a bunch of the cars. I buried the stolen hot wheels there, and a bigger toy truck. I eventually found the big one a few years ago after it was down there over 6 years, but couldn’t find the little one. It’s over for that hot wheels
 
What you need is some Viagra to do HER
Buddy I would get rape charges or some shit for even touching the slut but good fantasy
HAHAHAHAHAHA - a jeet comparing himself to Pablo Escobar!!!! This confirms you touched the children.
Stfu I do the Plato or plomo on your ass
 
Buddy it's not some amazing story just stop wondering

Crime is crime bud it's the same everywhere
It has to be one of the funniest and most retarded crime stories. The fact you don’t wanna tell shows it’s embarrassing. Maybe you nutted on a foid in public like that one black dude in that one video and then ran away
 
It has to be one of the funniest and most retarded crime stories. The fact you don’t wanna tell shows it’s embarrassing. Maybe you nutted on a foid in public like that one black dude in that one video and then ran away
No I didn't do anything to any foids idiot shut up
 
It has to be one of the funniest and most retarded crime stories. The fact you don’t wanna tell shows it’s embarrassing. Maybe you nutted on a foid in public like that one black dude in that one video and then ran away
If I could rape foids I would have raped so many by now
 
No I didn't do anything to any foids idiot shut up
Alright, then perhaps you spat on the floor. When I was 5 in kindergarten, I walked right to the front of the class by the teacher and spat on the floor for no reason. Looking back, that was low inhib as fuck. Unfortunately, the teacher didn’t like it and made me wipe it up with a tissue
 
Alright, then perhaps you spat on the floor. When I was 5 in kindergarten, I walked right to the front of the class by the teacher and spat on the floor for no reason. Looking back, that was low inhib as fuck. Unfortunately, the teacher didn’t like it and made me wipe it up with a tissue
Why would you do that and you were 5
 
Alright, then perhaps you spat on the floor. When I was 5 in kindergarten, I walked right to the front of the class by the teacher and spat on the floor for no reason. Looking back, that was low inhib as fuck. Unfortunately, the teacher didn’t like it and made me wipe it up with a tissue
5 year olds can't do crime
 
Why would you do that and you were 5
I don’t know why I did it. I just felt like doing it, and proceeded to do it. I was low inhib back then I guess. It’s probably the most low inhib thing I ever did actually. All the risk just for the hell of it. I genuinely have no idea what inspired me to do it
 
Yes they can, but spitting on the floor was not a crime, just a misbehavior.
No they can't 5 years olds are cool and don't do crimes

I know because 5 was the peak of my life and everybody loved me then even the cashier in Asda used to talk to me and the pharmacist gave me lollipops and the dentist
 
No they can't 5 years olds are cool and don't do crimes

I know because 5 was the peak of my life and everybody loved me then even the cashier in Asda used to talk to me and the pharmacist gave me lollipops and the dentist
Everyone loved me too when I was 5. Age 5-8 was kinda the peak of my life in many ways. Also, this conversation reminded me of one other low inhib thing I did when I was 13. We used to go to this church, and my mom and I were the only ones there late at night cleaning up after a cookout, and I went into the main church area on the ground floor while she was in the basement. I then climbed the ladder into the steeple of the church, which is really high. Probably 30+ feet. I then saw an opening where you could see the entire top section of the building where the roof rafters were, and some supports going across around 2 feet apart from one another. No floor, and the drywall ceiling was below. I climbed across each roof support and made my way across the entire huge building, then went back, and climbed down. One wrong move walking across those supports, and I would have fell through the ceiling and died.
 
It has to be one of the funniest and most retarded crime stories. The fact you don’t wanna tell shows it’s embarrassing. Maybe you nutted on a foid in public like that one black dude in that one video and then ran away
Imagine posting about your "Probation Officer" refuse to specify the crime and then compare yourself to Pablo Escobar and "gangsters". This is so magical.
 
Imagine posting about your "Probation Officer" refuse to specify the crime and then compare yourself to Pablo Escobar and "gangsters". This is so magical.
I know. It’s pure comedy
 
Everyone loved me too when I was 5. Age 5-8 was kinda the peak of my life in many ways. Also, this conversation reminded me of one other low inhib thing I did when I was 13. We used to go to this church, and my mom and I were the only ones there late at night cleaning up after a cookout, and I went into the main church area on the ground floor while she was in the basement. I then climbed the ladder into the steeple of the church, which is really high. Probably 30+ feet. I then saw an opening where you could see the entire top section of the building where the roof rafters were, and some supports going across around 2 feet apart from one another. No floor, and the drywall ceiling was below. I climbed across each roof support and made my way across the entire huge building, then went back, and climbed down. One wrong move walking across those supports, and I would have fell through the ceiling and died.
Shit I hate height so I never do stuff like that
 
Imagine posting about your "Probation Officer" refuse to specify the crime and then compare yourself to Pablo Escobar and "gangsters". This is so magical.
Buddy who said 'gabgsters" never said that once ok

And palbo is a cool guy

Lots of people have probation officers after crimes
 

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