LifeFuel Prime Pussy protected grandma from tripping over my bike yesterday

[rockwell1488]

I forgot my bike lock and the owner of the vegetable shop said it was okay to lean my bike inside, against the freezer near the front of the shop. I waited for 2x Prime Pussy to finish at the counter and when these girls went to the front of the shop their grandma went down an aisle that had my bike at the end (the wheel was visible but this lady was in la-la land). Fortunately PP told her to go around, as I uncomfortably watched from the counter. I'd be screwed if that old lady fell and broke her hip because of my bike blocking the way. It was like watching the marines in Halo 2, as they drive the Warthog toward the explosive plasma coils. Luckily the 2 jailbaits led grandma to safety, but not before she had a look at a bunch of silverbeet on the way out, kek.

It's stupid of me to keep forgetting my bike lock, I think I'm going to buy a clip from the army surplus store, then I'll clip my lock onto my belt loop

 

[Crustaciouse]

Imagine if the old lady tripped on the bike and died.
You would get imprisoned for manslaughter and have tour entire life ruined for just forgetting your lock.

 

[Gremlincel]

You should've went after them on your bike, ran them over, then drove into a wall at high speeds.

It was like watching the marines in Halo 2, as they drive the Warthog toward the explosive plasma coils.

 

[rockwell1488]

Imagine if the old lady tripped on the bike and died.
You would get imprisoned for manslaughter and have tour entire life ruined for just forgetting your lock.

Nah bro, I'd just say that I have autism and that my autism makes me do dumb stuff, like forgetting to put shit in my bag when leaving the house lol. Anyway, I'm going to buy a carabiner clip next week. Each time I put my pants on I'll wonder why there's this stupid clip attached to my belt loop, and then I'll remember to attach the lock to my side. I recommend army surplus clothes, they're functional and durable. Being 50% clothed with army clothes is part of my trade mark these days

I'm always wearing the pants or the shirt, but never both because it'd look far too autistic.
Most clothes in shops are skin-tight and gay, and fashion seems to get worse with time. Buy flecktarn pants, the pockets are huge, you could walk around with 8 hunting knives in your pockets and nobody would notice :bigboss:

You should've went after them on your bike, ran them over, then drove into a wall at high speeds.

Why though? Those girls were cute. They made me lust for a daughter of my own