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Rabbi Schneerson

Rabbi Schneerson

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take up farming and go live in a fucking barn. no more neighbors banging their foids there
 
Pov you live next to @VideoGameCoper
 
Pov you live next to @VideoGameCoper
This is actually an accurate description of my sexhaver neighbors, lol. I can’t actually hear them like this because we live in separate houses, but I know what goes on. The guy is a tall HTN and the woman is a HTB. They already made 4 kids in the last 5-7 years and definitely seem to be close romantically. Makes me so jealous tbh. Plus, they get building materials delivered to their house while I try to sleep in the morning because I’m a night owl. It ruined my sleep like 5 times now. I feel like taking my loud Camaro out in front of their house a 2 A.M. and doing a badass burnout to see how they like their sleep destroyed
 
This is actually an accurate description of my sexhaver neighbors, lol. I can’t actually hear them like this because we live in separate houses, but I know what goes on. The guy is a tall HTN and the woman is a HTB. They already made 4 kids in the last 5-7 years and definitely seem to be close romantically. Makes me so jealous tbh. Plus, they get building materials delivered to their house while I try to sleep in the morning because I’m a night owl. It ruined my sleep like 5 times now. I feel like taking my loud Camaro out in front of their house a 2 A.M. and doing a badass burnout to see how they like their sleep destroyed
Brutal
 
Sure is. I should do a hard acceleration with my 1971 Camaro right outside their house as retribution. It would instantly wake them up. I;m only afraid of getting reported because the cops would take their side over some social outcast loser.
 
Sure is. I should do a hard acceleration with my 1971 Camaro right outside their house as retribution. It would instantly wake them up. I;m only afraid of getting reported because the cops would take their side over some social outcast loser.
True. Would be funny asf tho
 
This is actually an accurate description of my sexhaver neighbors, lol. I can’t actually hear them like this because we live in separate houses, but I know what goes on. The guy is a tall HTN and the woman is a HTB. They already made 4 kids in the last 5-7 years and definitely seem to be close romantically. Makes me so jealous tbh. Plus, they get building materials delivered to their house while I try to sleep in the morning because I’m a night owl. It ruined my sleep like 5 times now. I feel like taking my loud Camaro out in front of their house a 2 A.M. and doing a badass burnout to see how they like their sleep destroyed
Over for apartmentcels
 
why ER went ER
 
Thx brocel lol
At some point once I get new tires on the car, I will do a regular burnout just for fun in some empty parking lot and maybe send it to you. Can't do it now because the current tires are old and dry rotted, so would blow up if I tried, lmao
 
How the fuck do you hear people having sex from different houses?
I never said I did. They are just so obviously sexhavers because they are both attractive. The woman produces a new kid every year just about, so they must be getting it on
 
I never said I did. They are just so obviously sexhavers because they are both attractive. The woman produces a new kid every year just about, so they must be getting it on
Oh yeah my bad. I somehow skipped over the part where you said you can't hear them because you live in a house.
 

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