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Indari

Indari

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I think about this shit everyday and just get angrier 
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>be autistic subhuman starting uni[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>excited to turn my life around 360 degrees and start making friends and being a normie[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>making joke to suitemates next door on first days of semester "i'm gonna come in your pillows at night"[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>sounds autistic as fuck but they laugh at it[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>they have whiteboard on their door where they draw pictures and whatnot, write "no masturbation zone Indari" and picture of kleenex and lotion crossed out[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>2 cops come to my room in the middle of the day a month in to the semester to ask me about stuff i've said because they said they've gotten "multiple reports from students"[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>I make edgy and suicidal jokes barely masked as such but I've been careful not to say it to the wrong people, im not that autistic. none of the people I talk to seem uncomfortable with it so I have no idea who reported me let alone multiple people[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>they also ask me why I have a picture of ER for a profile I use for an app that lets you choose music in dining halls. have no idea how they linked it to me. the only people I told about it definitely didn't report me or else they are incredibly 2 faced[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>while one cop is talking to me I hear other cop next door asking one of the suitemates next door if they know if I have any weapons. they leave with just telling me to be careful what I say[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>weeks later I notice added to the whiteboard on suitemate's door "no death threats, no masturbation, just no Indari"[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>I figure it is just an insensitive joke but still a bit pissed[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>write reply on sticky note "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL MY NAME (namecel) YOU SCUMFUCK TRASHPILE OF MENTAL DICKFACE!!!" and stick it to their door[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>I see them both read it[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>not satisfied with that so when I see them both in their room I talk to them[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>not trying to be confrontational I approach it lighthearted "no masturbation? no death threats huh? well im gonna kill you and cum in your pillows. im gonna impregnate your bedsheets"[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>guy who was writing all the stuff on the board doesn't react at all, he is used to my autism. he doesn't even look up[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>other guy, norman mcnormalstein, skinny, white, overwatch raging faggot has a sort of scared look but I don't think much of it.[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>a few hours later hear loud ass knocking and I don't realize it's coming from my door for a while[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>look through peephole and see cop[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>can't believe he actually fucking took that seriously[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>open door and see cop and 2 of my RAs in hall[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>cop yells at me asking me if I threatened to kill someone, trying to intimidate me by getting in my face and threatening to arrest me[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>over next few days have to talk to multiple people from the university about it and have to take violence risk assessment from psychiatrist[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>shortly after I give up from buildup of school stress and being miserable every day and drop out[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>granted medical withdrawal so I get money back[/font]
 
that glorius autism
 
I made similar "autistic " comments in the 8th grade. It was the same year as columbine and I was an edgy fuck that walked around in a black trench coat. I was expelled and had to go to summer school to get Into high school.

It was my two best friends that told their dad what I said and he called the cops.

Sorry you had to learn to keep your mouth shut in uni bro.
 
Normies are really twofaced, you should never trust them. They laugh with you when you are with them, and slander you, when they are alone.
 
WarmIncelation said:
I made similar "autistic " comments in the 8th grade. It was the same year as columbine and I was an edgy fuck that walked around in a black trench coat. I was expelled and had to go to summer school to get Into high school.

It was my two best friends that told their dad what I said and he called the cops.

Sorry you had to learn to keep your mouth shut in uni bro.

it was complete bullshit.
 
...why...just why would you say any of those things lmao

>THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL MY NAME (namecel) YOU SCUMFUCK TRASHPILE OF MENTAL DICKFACE!!!
>actually fucking writing this

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It's fully over for autists
 
whogivesafucc said:
...why...just why would you say any of those things lmao

>THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL MY NAME (namecel) YOU SCUMFUCK TRASHPILE OF MENTAL DICKFACE!!!
>actually fucking writing this

oHM3bhj.gif

oHM3bhj.gif


It's fully over for autists

if you don't understand you are fakecel
 
whogivesafucc said:
...why...just why would you say any of those things lmao

>THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL MY NAME (namecel) YOU SCUMFUCK TRASHPILE OF MENTAL DICKFACE!!!
>actually fucking writing this

oHM3bhj.gif

oHM3bhj.gif


It's fully over for autists

Sometimes things sound funny and are funny to you but other people just don't know that you're kidding.
 
WarmIncelation said:
Sometimes things sound funny and are funny to you but other people just don't know that you're kidding.

i shouldn't have made this threads only assholes on this forum


@SERGEANTINCEL delete this thread plz
 
WarmIncelation said:
whogivesafucc said:
...why...just why would you say any of those things lmao
>THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL MY NAME (namecel) YOU SCUMFUCK TRASHPILE OF MENTAL DICKFACE!!!
>actually fucking writing this
oHM3bhj.gif

oHM3bhj.gif

It's fully over for autists
Sometimes things sound funny and are funny to you but other people just don't know that you're kidding.

Which is why it's better to just keep your mouth shut

They hate you either way.
 
That's about what I expected.

Fuck 'em though, you got in, got your shit together enough to try, sounds like they just couldn't handle the bantz

Is this the US, btw? Because I'm surprised the cops were so.... forgiving.
 
Indari said:
i shouldn't have made this threads only assholes on this forum


@SERGEANTINCEL delete this thread plz



I'm not giving you Shit bro. Sorry if it seems that way. We all have hard lessons to learn at different times in our lives.
 
WarmIncelation said:
I'm not giving you Shit bro. Sorry if it seems that way. We all have hard lessons to learn at different times in our lives.

i know i am referring to most others in this thread and forum


A Good Friend said:
That's about what I expected.

Fuck 'em though, you got in, got your shit together enough to try, sounds like they just couldn't handle the bantz

Is this the US, btw? Because I'm surprised the cops were so.... forgiving.

yes the US, only place this shit would happen
 
so what do you do now that you dropped out of uni?
 
You thought normies are you friends. Normies fucked you over!
 
this type of shit is how you actually breed a killer
 
wishiwasbigger said:
so what do you do now that you dropped out of uni?

ive ldared for 2 months im going back for spring in a week
 

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