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Simon & Garfunkel were pretty talented tbh. Cool Jews for a change (but I think both converted to Christianity).

Very soothing and beautiful songs with amazing backing vocal work.

They would never have gotten famous if born 50 years later (unless heavy Jewish media pushing maybe, but since they sang about Christianity and non-degenerate love affairs, it would hardly happen). Paul Simon is a 5'2 manlet and Art Garfunkel a prematurely balding guy with a Jewfro.

 

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Mogs me by a lot. I honestly think he's good looking, he only has some minor asymmetry.

 

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Mogs me.

 

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He's old now. Still mogs me but less. As a young man he mogs me a lot.

 

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The examples are endless, but this thread wouldn't be complete without Serge Gainsbourg. A Dumbo-eared, bug-eyed manlet who liaised with some of the best looking foids out there.

 

[Mainländer]

Johnny Greenwood is a chadlite IMO. Look at that fucking jawline and perfect hair at older age.

He has crazy eyes but alt chicks dig it.

The examples are endless, but this thread wouldn't be complete without Serge Gainsbourg. A Dumbo-eared, bug-eyed manlet who laiased with some of the best looking foids out there.

Looks Jewish af.

 

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Johnny Greenwood is a chadlite IMO. Look at that fucking jawline and perfect hair at older age.

He has crazy eyes but alt chicks dig it.

Looks Jewish af.

He was hella cute when he was younger (no homo btw)

 

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Looks like Frau Merkel banned your vid kek.

 

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Looks like Frau Merkel banned your vid kek.

Ah it works now

 

[Mainländer]

FUCK man can't have peace. I was looking for a live version of my favorite Simon & Garfunkel song and look what I found (it's this song btw).

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