ONION BURPS
Most men die at 27 — We just bury them at 72
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I doordash, and I see the same fast food workers a lot. There's this foid cashier at taco bell that I see quite often. I never look the workers in the eyes and only respond with yes/thank you. The order I was waiting on was taking a bit, the drive thru window was still open and she said, "at least you're one of the good doordashers." I legit couldn't talk, frozen in fear autistic asf, so I kinda smiled. She then said, "most of them steal the food or flirt with me and my coworkers." By this time I was actually looking in her eyes. Fuck boyos, she had cute eyes It's been a long time since I've held eye contact for more than a split second w anyone but my mom or brother, let alone a foid my age.
I just said, "wow. People are crazy." In a shaky voice. She then asked how late I stay out doordashing. I said til 2 usually. My shit was diamonds at this point. The combination of prolonged eye contact, coom brain and someone actually asking about my life reawakened something primal. I started stuttering with all the cortisol, thankfully the order came. I said thanks and She replied, "see you tomorrow." she was actually decent looking, too. A lil chubby, maybe 5/10. I can't tell if she was flirting, or just making service worker small talk. The whole night I was walking on clouds tho. I'm kinda petrified to go thru the line again honestly. I don't do good with friendships/bonding. I don't like getting close to people. I'm afraid they'll find me weird.
I just said, "wow. People are crazy." In a shaky voice. She then asked how late I stay out doordashing. I said til 2 usually. My shit was diamonds at this point. The combination of prolonged eye contact, coom brain and someone actually asking about my life reawakened something primal. I started stuttering with all the cortisol, thankfully the order came. I said thanks and She replied, "see you tomorrow." she was actually decent looking, too. A lil chubby, maybe 5/10. I can't tell if she was flirting, or just making service worker small talk. The whole night I was walking on clouds tho. I'm kinda petrified to go thru the line again honestly. I don't do good with friendships/bonding. I don't like getting close to people. I'm afraid they'll find me weird.