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Experiment [Poll] Would you settle for a landwhale?

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Ascend with a landwhale?

  • Yes I will ascend with a landwhale and have starfish sex once a month like my Dad used to do

    Votes: 14 16.3%
  • No, I cannot accept a landwhale. I would rather be an incel.

    Votes: 72 83.7%

  • Total voters
    86
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Let’s say you have the chance to ascend. You will no longer be incel, you will have a normal life and relationship with... drumroll... a landwhale!

She will be a standard landwhale you see married to cucks and walking around the supermarket. We’re not talking circus level obesity, just normal fat foid level. Fatness notwithstanding, she is your looksmatch, IQ match, class match, money match etc. But she will never lose weight!

Would you accept this fate instead of inceldom?
 
I’d rather be an oinkwell.
 
Fuck no. Settling for a landwhale is humiliating
 
Let’s say you have the chance to ascend. You will no longer be incel, you will have a normal life and relationship with... drumroll... a landwhale!

She will be a standard landwhale you see married to cucks and walking around the supermarket. We’re not talking circus level obesity, just normal fat foid level. Fatness notwithstanding, she is your looksmatch, IQ match, class match, money match etc. But she will never lose weight!

Would you accept this fate instead of inceldom?
 
I'm not settling for that
 
Remember, no landwhales.

In the worst case, I would need to sportmaxx with her.
 
No way. Weight can be helped in most cases. Face, height and frame can't (unless you have makeup, heels and push up bras)
 
Nope 35-55 kg asians only
 
assuming she wont divorce my ass lets say maybe ill make her lose a couple of pounds from morbid obese to obese and fuck her once a month.
Also volcel if u wouldnt
 
I'd fuck one, but not marry one. Nothing but petite white qt tradwife who hasn't been riding the cock carousel for settling down.
 
women dont accept landwhale men so why should landwhale women be
 
I wouldn't. I am going to travel max and escort cope along my Spirtual journey
 
Betabuxxing a mammoth is worste than being an incel. Even cucks who date 4 or 5/10 are above.
 
I couldn't get an erection for a landwhale and that is gross and women get on my nerves so no thanks.
 
?? Im not fat

“Fatness notwithstanding, she is your looksmatch”

ie your looksmatch who has eaten a few two many boxes of Krispy Kreme.
 
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Good forum.
 
If it's landwhale or nothing I'll take ropemaxxing
 
28 against
2 for

Honestly, doesn’t that mean these 28 are volcels?
 
31 fakecel volcel in here, I see (and I'm one too :( )
 
Is this the USA standard of fat or what counts as fat elsewhere in the world?
 
jfl at them coping like they could get one, females are females regardless of body type or culture
Yeah JFL. I'd even argue that being rejected by landwhales is more brutal than other foids (their behavior)
 
The world doesn't have an incel epidemic, IT HAS A LANDWHALE EPIDEMIC
 
Nope. @zangano1 what's your take on this?
 
Better incel than a cuck
 
Yes 5
No 41

Incels are volcels, change my mind
 
Do you mean chubby or 600 pounds?
 
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She is chubby, i would if she is sweet and love me for who i am. My limit would probably be 35%
Womens-Body-Fat-Infographic.jpg

The 30-35 looks fatter than the 36-40.
Also they jump to 50 and miss out 40-49, and it’s a big jump...
Let’s say she is 45% bf
 
Volcel if you don't want to fuck a disgusting chunk of lard. Volcel if you aren't willing to help it lose weight so it can leave you when its more attractive since it then has access to genetically superior males
 
No problem with chubby.
But sex once a month in a relationship is not okay, that's not a relationship imo.
 
Perks of being inkwell:
- landwhales leave you be

honestly have you ever seen a horny landwhale around Chad? It’s disgusting. Some chads are even stupid enough to fuck them. That’s why everything’s out of balance. I’d settle for a land whale though but I’m Giga ugly
 
I am not fat, thus I will not date fat women as they are below my looksmatch.
 
Volcel if you don't want to fuck a disgusting chunk of lard. Volcel if you aren't willing to help it lose weight so it can leave you when its more attractive since it then has access to genetically superior males
just be a cuck bro
 

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