Poll: Would You Press a Button That Could Either Give You a Beautiful Olive-Skinned Girlfriend or Destroy the Planet?

[Therapywasaaste]

Would you press a button that could give you a beautiful, loyal, virgin, tall, olive skinned girl (whatever race you want) who will love you but also has an equal chance of destroying the entire Earth in an instant?

Spoiler: Beautiful, Olive-Skinned Girls

If I pressed it and got the beautiful foid, I would always wonder if it didn't actually just end the world and I was in heaven. I think I would be wondering that forever.

 

[PersonaPimp]

Both options are a win for me.

 

[Arnocel]

Both options are a win for me.

 

[Hapalattocel]

All Italians are hairy, greasy pedophiles. They have big stomachs & act like mimes.
I require her to shave her moustache, her armpits, her ass, shave her back, shave her feet, & shave her pussy. Which together is more than double how much hair is on my head -- and my hair is long

 

[Arnocel]

All Italians are hairy, greasy pedophiles.

yeah im italian and im one of those

 

[Coldone666]

Both options are a win for me.

 

[Izayacel]

yea

 

[Moroccancel2-]

Destroy this fucking planet.

 

[Skoga]

Both options are a win for me.

 

[ElTruecel]

Both options are a win for me.

 

[aesthetic_recon]

Both options are a win for me.

 

[Internalizzz]

Fuck both honestly, destroy the planet without a doubt, whores don't deserve my attention

 

[Fifita]

Destroy the horrible planet . It needs a reboot where Incels reign .

 

[PurgatoryPass]

I hope you boys understand.

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Destroy the planet.

The last thing I want is a girlfriend now.

 

[Johnny_Connecticut]

I am not attracted to any of those girls. They are good looking, but that skin...yuk.