Bulbasaur
Get in my pokéball, baby!
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Let's imagine that a magical incel fairy turns you into a chad overnight. Like, a bona fide 10/10 gigachad. What would you do afterwards?
The revenge path. You would sleep with as many women as you possibly can, then just leave them and mock them. Because they deserve this.
The wholesome path. You would leverage your newfound good looks in wholesome ways. You would make a lot of money selling your looks with modelling or acting, then retire early and just chill, avoiding all the pitfalls that come with wealth and glory. You would marry a 6/10 high tier becky who would be head over heels over you because of your chadness, and have a normal family with a couple of kids. You would simply become a goodlifer.
The revenge path. You would sleep with as many women as you possibly can, then just leave them and mock them. Because they deserve this.
The wholesome path. You would leverage your newfound good looks in wholesome ways. You would make a lot of money selling your looks with modelling or acting, then retire early and just chill, avoiding all the pitfalls that come with wealth and glory. You would marry a 6/10 high tier becky who would be head over heels over you because of your chadness, and have a normal family with a couple of kids. You would simply become a goodlifer.





