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Poll: Official religion of incels

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St. Incel

St. Incel

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Will it be Allahu ackbar, Deus vult, or swimming in cow dung
 
Gunnage

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Religion is low-tier cope
 
Unbearable2woman

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>No Blackops2cel/Incelhala worshiping

Lol what a fucking fakecel.
 
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The religion of incels is Incelam and our prophet is blackopscel2 (pbuh)
 
11gaijin

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None of the above
 
BlackPillDealer

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Option #4: Incelism
 
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supremegentlemancel

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Caliban

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Deus Vult because Reddit normies hate Christianity.
 
Lok'tar Copegar

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A mixture of incel lore and Christianity since it would tip some /r/atheism trilbys.
 
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Not really a muslim but I like the way they treat there women so I'm gonna pick that.
 
St. Incel

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Deus Vult is winning. Hindushitism getting BTFO'ed
 
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What god would do this? Why would a god make life so much harder for certain people?

Religion is coping to keep people in line
 
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IncelED

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There should've been an option for no religion.

Like Salutextm said, "What god would do this?"
 
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religion is pure cope but islam is pretty chad tier desu
 
Gunnage

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Even if I got into a religion for practical purposes, any religion that bans bacon can fuck off

Seriously, the creator of the universe is okay with you eating meat from a cow, but not from a pig? Retarded.


Also if Muslims were better off, there wouldn't be so many of them willing to suicide bomb themselves. They aren't getting laid either.
 
kkt6

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Cult of St. Elliot
 
MarriedAndLookin4Fun

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No Elliotism? Out
 
Frenchy91

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Any true incel is atheist tbh


cauz he has the delusional idea of being smarter than nt ppl
 
blickpall

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Atheism and pray you get stoicism
 
RREEEEEEEEE

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I'm actually Muslim, but I'm going to vote for Hinduism here. Teehee.


Gunnage said:
Also if Muslims were better off, there wouldn't be so many of them willing to suicide bomb themselves. They aren't getting laid either.

Dude, those people get their family killed by drones and other cowardly US tactics. It's not about not getting laid, it's about revenge.
 
tehgymcel420

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Hinduism, reincarnation is our only hope.
 
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Muslimcel here.
 
HARDONTHOTS

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I think we should create our on religion where the community votes on what we should steal from other religions.
 
Tellem--T

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Mashallah many people who are Muslims or who support islam are on this site. Alhamdullah, May Allah give us hidayat ameen.
 
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futureabstract

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Shit poll, doesn't have Buddhism. Zen is like made for incels.
 
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Tellem--T said:
Mashallah many people who are Muslims or who support islam are on this site. Alhamdullah, May Allah give us hidayat ameen.

Jahannam for Chads, roasites and cucks.
 
Blackpill101

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Just lol at Atheist incels...
 
A Good Friend

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>no Rastafarianism

fuck this shit
 
QuantumDummy

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Noreligioncel.
 
theultimate341

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Christianity
 
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QuantumDummy said:
Noreligioncel.

Then who created the aliens, man? Who created ET? THINK ABOUT IT.
 
QuantumDummy

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RREEEEEEEEE said:
Then who created the aliens, man? Who created ET? THINK ABOUT IT.

I've thought about it enough.

Now fuck off!!!

Jk.
 
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QuantumDummy said:
I've thought about it enough.

Now fuck off!!!

Jk.

Teehee
 
jackbud

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futureabstract said:
Shit poll, doesn't have Buddhism. Zen is like made for incels.

Indeed
 

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