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He's 3 weeks old. Should I buy him a foid hamster or not?
No why be cruel to your own pet, besides they don't live more than 2 years, you should get him a female hamster !!!
Get him a waifu!
Yes then you can fap to them while they have sex
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I won't really know what to do with the babies tbh, the cage isn't exactly big enough for 10 hamsters. And what if it leads to incest? 
Hamsters have too many babies. Dont give him a foid.
Buy another two hamsters (male and female) and keep them in a separate cage. Compare the lives of the original hamster and the hamster with a mate.
high iqcels
That's a good a idea
No. They will have too many babies.
Get him a foid. No one deserves such a pathetic life. It's a shame that Inceldom even exist. Don't do that to your own pet. Please.
they fuck super fast. unless you can cum in 3 seconds good luck fapping to it.
They have tons of kids in short amounts of time spans. They can get pregnant right after they give birth too. Good luck with all the babies, though she might just eat them all.
buy him a rc car and drive him around
I hear it's illegal in some countries to keep a hamster by itself because they need company.
No bro. They need to get that hamster pussy. They can't cope.
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High IQ
Actually it was guinea pigs. Hamsters are trucels.
Yes give him a femoid hamster to raep.
@knajjd
Watch that video on YouTube called hamster hell
yes, foidsters are dickheads
Thanks for traumatizing me.
My b
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He just died. Please pray for his soul.
was he good?
brutal. op must not get foid hamster
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Yes, he was a good guy. Lived a long life too I guess.
Did you get him a hamster wife?
Get him a hamster gf
Hamsters are very territorial. Read before you do a mistake or get a snake lol.
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Get him a hamster gf
incel from womb to tomb tbh
Give him a proper burial.
Brutal. It sucks he had to also live the celibate life, but you were his comrade in inceldom. Neither of you were alone because of that. May his soul find peace in the afterlife. You will meet him again when you pass. You will also have died a virgin. There is certainly a paradise awaiting the two of you in the afterlife, far gone from the pain of this existence.
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I dug a hole in the ground and put him in and marked it with a rock.
Thanks for the kind words, bro. I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
It's over for hamstercels
I'm too lazy to have pets
RIP hamster
Damn brutal. My turtle lives the incel pet life too.
Imagine cucking yourself
Wtf how? Ooooohhh didn't notice the necro RIP. Incelhamsterbro.
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And drive it off a steep cliff
Most brutal thread I’ve read in a while. Do hamsters rlly live like 2 years?
Chadcelhamster
Did he die a virgin?
rip hamstercel
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Yeah, generally 2 - 3 years. Also depends on the species I think. Not sure what mine was.
yup.
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