Experiment Poll: If you refuse to ascend under horrible conditions, are you still an incel?

[Bulbasaur]

Imagine:

You have an opportunity to ascend with a 2/10 landwhale who has slept with 10 men. You have to "court" (read: beg) for 6 months. This means, you have to compliment her all the time. You have to listen to her as she blabs about the most boring stuff while making strong eye contact and nodding. If you try to kiss her before this 6 month mark, she will pull away, as she is "not ready" (she slept with these 10 men before you straight away).

So, if you don't go for this, are you still an incel? Answer and explain.

 

[Kawaii Kanga]

I would rather rope than ascend like that

 

[Cuckoja]

Where do you guys come up with these weird scenarios?

 

[Caichan]

no, not being a cucked is not “volcel”

 

[PUNK2006]

Thats like saying you are “involuntarily hungry” if youre starving but refuse to eat rotten dead dog carcass with maggots all over it

 

[zd60]

Where do you guys come up with these weird scenarios?

 

[Bulbasaur]

Where do you guys come up with these weird scenarios?

bro you would not believe what some men go through

 

[starystulejarz]

Are you inkwell if you refuse to ascend with unmovable landwhale carrier of all STDs under a guillotine smeared with jeet's poo and firing squad firing at all times at random direction (0.5% chance of shooting you each second)???

 

[Cuckoja]

Are you inkwell if you refuse to ascend with unmovable landwhale carrier of all STDs under a guillotine smeared with jeet's poo and firing squad firing at all times at random direction (0.5% chance of shooting you each second)???

 

[Bulbasaur]

Are you inkwell if you refuse to ascend with unmovable landwhale carrier of all STDs under a guillotine smeared with jeet's poo and firing squad firing at all times at random direction (0.5% chance of shooting you each second)???

you laugh but normies sometimes try to shame us into this, hence the question

 

[AdolfRizzler]

no, ur not, i don t think i can call it ascension if the juice ain t worth the squeeze anymore

 

[Lilwonkycliffy53]

Imagine:

You have an opportunity to ascend with a 2/10 landwhale who has slept with 10 men. You have to "court" (read: beg) for 6 months. This means, you have to compliment her all the time. You have to listen to her as she blabs about the most boring stuff while making strong eye contact and nodding. If you try to kiss her before this 6 month mark, she will pull away, as she is "not ready" (she slept with these 10 men before you straight away).

So, if you don't go for this, are you still an incel? Answer and explain.

Why did everyone go against me

I'm extremely ugly look like a meth user i have alopecia the worst frame globally not counting medical deformities, I'm 5'3½ with severe scoliosis i sound like donald duck with the worst voice I've ever heard irl, i have a micropenis i have tourettes syndrome i have fetal alcohol syndrome and I'm severely allergic to loads of things so i need to carry an epipen everywhere

I would happily do allat for 6months to fuck a landwhale

All you guys don't know the real struggle

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Better stay incel than whatever cucked scenario is that

 

[sub5ricemale]

Sub5: sure, provided that shes fit

Landwhale: no

Raped: no

Threesome: nah

 

[KetamineCel]

yeah, we don’t deserve some single mother ugly landwhales, we have lived a life of misery and unfulfilled desires and so we deserve a hot stacy to keep as a wife

 

[yeetbender_]

That's like saying you're “voluntarily hungry” if you're starving but refuse to eat rotten dead dog carcass with maggots all over it.

 

[elltom]

Where do you guys come up with these weird scenarios?

 

[Cuckoja]

Sub5: sure, provided that shes fit

Landwhale: no

Raped: no

Threesome: nah

Threesome is gay af and cucked

 

[pumpkinlord130]

Incels want a loving relationship with a somewhat decent girl. What you are suggesting is something worse than hell itself .

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

I would rather rope than ascend like that

 

[Rapistcel]

Imagine:

You have an opportunity to ascend with a 2/10 landwhale who has slept with 10 men. You have to "court" (read: beg) for 6 months. This means, you have to compliment her all the time. You have to listen to her as she blabs about the most boring stuff while making strong eye contact and nodding. If you try to kiss her before this 6 month mark, she will pull away, as she is "not ready" (she slept with these 10 men before you straight away).

So, if you don't go for this, are you still an incel? Answer and explain.

You aren't exactly Volcel but you are still fakecel because a foid has been interested in you

 

[Bulbasaur]

You aren't exactly Volcel but you are still fakecel because a foid has been interested in you

That does not make any sense.

 

[Glassness]

no, not being a cucked is not “volcel”

 

[TheNextElliotRodger]

So most of us can agree that ascending under these absurd examples isn't really ascending. Imagine being offered to escape the death penalty but you had to give up your limbs, sight, and hearing. If you refuse, does that mean that you want to die?

I think the real question is what the cutoff is? Some incels may consider a double-digit body count a dealbreaker, others a sub-5 face, even more of them if she's a landwhale.

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

Are you inkwell if you refuse to ascend with unmovable landwhale carrier of all STDs under a guillotine smeared with jeet's poo and firing squad firing at all times at random direction (0.5% chance of shooting you each second)???

JFL

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

Better stay incel than whatever cucked scenario is that

 

[Bulbasaur]

asking this to 2026cels

 

[incel3roar]

I would rather rope than ascend like that

 

[INVERTER]

Imagine:

You have an opportunity to ascend with a 2/10 landwhale who has slept with 10 men. You have to "court" (read: beg) for 6 months. This means, you have to compliment her all the time. You have to listen to her as she blabs about the most boring stuff while making strong eye contact and nodding. If you try to kiss her before this 6 month mark, she will pull away, as she is "not ready" (she slept with these 10 men before you straight away).

So, if you don't go for this, are you still an incel? Answer and explain.

You're still losing even if you choose this because even this woman will think she's too good for you

 

[andrej]

Atp it's just extreme hypergamous betabuxxing