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Experiment [POLL] If you had to choose between your hair or dick what would you chose

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dick. you can get a toupee for balding
 
Well, seeing as my dick was raped of 70% of its nerve endings shortly after birth, I'd rather lose my dick/libido than my hair. I don't even have a proper penis, I just have the mutilated remnant of one.
 
Well, seeing as my dick was raped of 70% of its nerve endings shortly after birth, I'd rather lose my dick/libido than my hair. I don't even have a proper penis, I just have the mutilated remnant of one.
If you chose to sacrifice hair your dick will be as good as new
 
If you chose to sacrifice hair your dick will be as good as new
If sacrificing my hair would actually give me my foreskin back, I'd do it TBH
 
I'm going to assume you remain fertile and your testosterone levels remain normal if I choose hair, in this case, hair is the best option.
 
Definitely the hair
 
Hair is life. I choose to kill my dick.
 
If I let Mr Reaper take both, do I get some sort of other remuneration?
 
If I let Mr Reaper take both, do I get some sort of other remuneration?
Lol no. Though he'd be interested to know what you'd want for such a sacrifice
 
dang such a niggard
Though he'd be interested to know what you'd want for such a sacrifice
I hadn't thought of anything specific. I was just thinking that neither option is that bad, so if I could get, say, a million bucks in exchange for both, y'know, maybe.
 
I'm not much one for masturbation and I'll probably never have sex but it's somewhat convenient to be able to piss standing up, as a neet incel hair can be lost without much effect but losing my dick would open up chance for infection so I guess I'd rather go without hair.
 
Even if it is about somehow removing your libido, I need my libido so it can motivate me to rope. Gotta get off this universe asap
 
balding is so. bad i wanna keep my hair, libido doesn't matter
 
i cooooooooooooom
 
I already have good hair. If my dick was bigger I'd be more confident when having sex
 
I won’t ascend anyway, losing my lust will make it more bearable. It’s a win win to get hair and lose lust.
 
not having lust for women makes it better so you can not cope and plus you still have your hair
 
i can always get a hair transplant or some if I cared enough so def choosing my dick plus id rather keep the pleasure I don’t give a fuck about my hair with or without won’t help me into ascending anyway.
 
my hair probably. No one looks at me enough to notice me suddenly becoming bald anyways
 
I thought that dicking down foids is already a far fantasy? :feelshehe:
 
Im already living the second scenario.
 
The point is it would become physically impossible


Would you switch?
No tbh, I'm already a disgusting manlet, without hair I would look like monstrosity.
 
This is the finasteride choice, lol
 
Hair transplants exist, Dick transplants don’t
 
You can get a hairpiece but you cant get your dick back.
 

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