Experiment [POLL] If you had to choose between your hair or dick what would you chose

[Tetsuya Koalagami]

dick. you can get a toupee for balding

 

[Darth Misogynus]

Well, seeing as my dick was raped of 70% of its nerve endings shortly after birth, I'd rather lose my dick/libido than my hair. I don't even have a proper penis, I just have the mutilated remnant of one.

 

[Caesercel]

Well, seeing as my dick was raped of 70% of its nerve endings shortly after birth, I'd rather lose my dick/libido than my hair. I don't even have a proper penis, I just have the mutilated remnant of one.

If you chose to sacrifice hair your dick will be as good as new

 

[Darth Misogynus]

If you chose to sacrifice hair your dick will be as good as new

If sacrificing my hair would actually give me my foreskin back, I'd do it TBH

 

[Sonicfancel]

I'm going to assume you remain fertile and your testosterone levels remain normal if I choose hair, in this case, hair is the best option.

 

[TOP_5_KANGA]

Definitely the hair

 

[Stupid Clown]

If you chose to give up dick your hair will regrow

I choose give up my dick

 

[CRYSTAL METH]

Hair is life. I choose to kill my dick.

 

[Ahnfeltia]

If I let Mr Reaper take both, do I get some sort of other remuneration?

 

[Caesercel]

If I let Mr Reaper take both, do I get some sort of other remuneration?

Lol no. Though he'd be interested to know what you'd want for such a sacrifice

 

[Ahnfeltia]

Lol no

dang such a niggard

Though he'd be interested to know what you'd want for such a sacrifice

I hadn't thought of anything specific. I was just thinking that neither option is that bad, so if I could get, say, a million bucks in exchange for both, y'know, maybe.

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Keeping my hair tbh

 

[Praetorian Kanga]

Hair

 

[ForcedMarriageNow]

I'm not much one for masturbation and I'll probably never have sex but it's somewhat convenient to be able to piss standing up, as a neet incel hair can be lost without much effect but losing my dick would open up chance for infection so I guess I'd rather go without hair.