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Experiment [POLL] If you had to choose between your hair or dick what would you chose

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Caesercel

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Here's the game, the grim reaper got a hold of you and forced you to make a choice. Here are the choices

You either start going bald at a fast rate and withing 5 years you'd be nw4 but your dick and libido stays robust. If you had any problem with the latter before it gets cured and you gain strong libido and erections again.

Or

You start losing your libido and within 3 years you reach a stage where women barely excite your lust. You rarely get hard and when you do it doesn't last long. Dicking down women becomes a far away fantasy and you don't feel the need for it anyway. But your hair stay healthy and strong. And if you were bald/balding before your hair grow back and stay at nw0 for life
 
Keeping my hair tbh
 
Lose my hair im virgijmn either way atleast i will be able to goon, edge etc.
 
i have no use for erections anyway, ill choose hair
 
I already have little hope that I'll ever ascend if I was completely bald I would certainly be truecel tier. I'd rather keep my hair. My libido has already been killed by SSRIs and I'd rather it be gone than my hair
 
does the grim reaper make me immune to viagra?
 
I have NW0 hair and I'm still virgin, I'll keep my dick
 
Hair is life.
 
How bored are you
 
Here's the game, the grim reaper got a hold of you and forced you to make a choice. Here are the choices

You either start going bald at a fast rate and withing 5 years you'd be nw4 but your dick and libido stays robust. If you had any problem with the latter before it gets cured and you gain strong libido and erections again.

Or

You start losing your libido and within 3 years you reach a stage where women barely excite your lust. You rarely get hard and when you do it doesn't last long. Dicking down women becomes a far away fantasy and you don't feel the need for it anyway. But your hair stay healthy and strong. And if you were bald/balding before your hair grow back and stay at nw0 for life
No women will want me anyways jfl. Being Norwood for a good dick sounds like a terrible choice especially for an already ugly dude.
 
I (still) have hair so I would choose dick :feelsthink:
 
If you chose dick you'll start losing your hair as I've described in option 1
I don’t care lmao.Niggers are bald but foids still choose them because they have BBC :feelsthink:
 
face matters beyond dating while dick doesn't so i choose hair
 
I would give up anything to grow back hair I'm already nw4 @ age 20
 
I'm going with hair
 
Why would you care about your hair if your dick doesn't work anyways?
 
Easy question for me.
 
Hair, but I'd trade my hair for a bigger dick.
 
Keep the hair. Unless my height and face improve, my dick and libido aren't going to help me. I already wish I could lower my libido without the negative side effects of low T. High libido as an incel is hell.
 
Here's the game, the grim reaper got a hold of you and forced you to make a choice. Here are the choices

You either start going bald at a fast rate and withing 5 years you'd be nw4 but your dick and libido stays robust. If you had any problem with the latter before it gets cured and you gain strong libido and erections again.

Or

You start losing your libido and within 3 years you reach a stage where women barely excite your lust. You rarely get hard and when you do it doesn't last long. Dicking down women becomes a far away fantasy and you don't feel the need for it anyway. But your hair stay healthy and strong. And if you were bald/balding before your hair grow back and stay at nw0 for life
You didn't specify whether we are voting for what we would keep or what we would lose so idk how to vote
 
You didn't specify whether we are voting for what we would keep or what we would lose so idk how to vote
You improve one and lose the other. Simple trade-off.
 
Yes but if I vote hair is that to lose the hair or lose the dick

If you had to choose between your hair or dick what would you chose​

The question is asking in the affirmative, meaning that you choose which to keep.
 
Dicking down women becomes a far away fantasy and you don't feel the need for it anyway.
I haven't desired women for romantic company since age 21 or 22, as I had lost the capability to lover Them. The desire to copulate is still there, not much smaller than a decade ago. Then my obviously I'd like to have zero desire directing at females, the units of which almost never had any desire for me. Your post crearly suggests asexuality without hormonal anomalies, 1% of people are asexual, so my choice is pretty obvious.
 
Keep the hair. Unless my height and face improve, my dick and libido aren't going to help me. I already wish I could lower my libido without the negative side effects of low T. High libido as an incel is hell.
In most cases only Siterone/Androcur help (and even then, there's considerable risk of subpar response): a med patented for various sexual anomalies, above all child molseters, but can be prescribed (depends on the shrink) for "excessive sex drive". No-one would force you take a particularly small dosage, if prescribed. The upper limit is 200 mg/day, 300 mg can be tried, too, but this causes risk of lever damage. so in case op 300 mg dosage, if you take it, liver indficators have to be regularly checked. An even bigger dosage is not permitted.
 
In most cases only Siterone/Androcur help (and even then, there's considerable risk of subpar response): a med patented for various sexual anomalies, above all child molseters, but can be prescribed (depends on the shrink) for "excessive sex drive". No-one would force you take a particularly small dosage, if prescribed. The upper limit is 200 mg/day, 300 mg can be tried, too, but this causes risk of lever damage. so in case op 300 mg dosage, if you take it, liver indficators have to be regularly checked. An even bigger dosage is not permitted.
No. No chemical castration.
 
Why would anyone choose the hair
 
face matters beyond dating while dick doesn't so i choose hair
Youre not dating no one anyways nigga
Keep yo dick so you can atleast jerk off
 
Youre not dating no one anyways nigga
Keep yo dick so you can atleast jerk off
You won't feel the need to jack off, and you won't get distracted by tits and ass. You'll never feel the urge to simp, jestermaxx, or impress women in any way, shape, or form.

With hair you at least maintain some social halo, because everyone is fucking lookist.

This is an immense win.
 
I keep my hair
 
You won't feel the need to jack off, and you won't get distracted by tits and ass. You'll never feel the urge to simp, jestermaxx, or impress women in any way, shape, or form.

With hair you at least maintain some social halo, because everyone is fucking lookist.

This is an immense win.
exactly this should be obvious to anyone here. unless you have a warrior skull balding is a death sentence because everyone will treat you worse , not just foids. not worth trading hair to jerk off to other men fucking foids on the internet
 
Youre not dating no one anyways nigga
Keep yo dick so you can atleast jerk off
Jerking off is a surrogate for real sex. If you cannot get the real thing, why would you want to keep the need to use an ad hoc surrogate?
 
I first though of the dick option,but as I read the thread a bit,picking hair seemed way better now that I think about it. I won't get sex anyways,and it'll help me get rid of my porn addiction.
 
I won't get sex anyways

I like my hair. I highly doubt that I will ever be able to court a woman without paying money. I don't want to pay money for that anyway.
 
I'm already at NW3/4 so fuck the hair i will be losing it soon anyway. Fapping is only of few remaining pleasures of my life remove that and i will rope out of pain and misery.
 
I'm already at NW3/4 so fuck the hair i will be losing it soon anyway. Fapping is only of few remaining pleasures of my life remove that and i will rope out of pain and misery.
If you chose to give up dick your hair will regrow
 
If you chose to give up dick your hair will regrow
But then i won't have use for my hair without my dick as i don't go outside anyway. Dick gives me a lot of pleasure, while hair gives me either nothing or misery (when less than enough hair).
 
Dick only affects your sex life, which is bad but nothing compared to balding which will affect litterally every aspect of your life including your sexlife
 

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