Officer Exploiterson calling officer Hawkeye! Are you in your position?
Officer Hawkeye ready, waiting in position for further instructions. Please inform me about the subject
Subject is estimated to somewhere around tier 94-98 KHHV. Has very little presence on social media. Whatsapp only has family members and former classmates. Private instagram account created 5 years ago with no pictures and 26 followers. He doesn't have active reddit account because all his previous accounts were banned for violating terms of service, owns youtube account without any videos and twitter account with 0 tweets and only followed by 14 bots. Doesn't have snapchat
Looks like we are dealing with very dangerous subhuman
HOLD UP HIS MOUSE HASN'T MOVED FOR 3 SECONDS! Mr. Hawkeye can you see the subject?
Not yet, officer Exploiterson
WAIT I SEE HIM! HE HAS MOVED TO THE KITCHEN AND SEEMS TO BE MAKING ORANGE JUICE!
You must be very careful. Whenever you see him, he can see you as well!
There is no need for any more investigation, him walking in the open is enough of a threat to society! WE MUST ARREST HIM NOW!
ALL UNITS TO THE LONER STREET 24 NOW! WE CAN'T LET THIS NON-SEXHAVER ENDANGER SOCIETY ANYMORE!
House is surronded, waiting for signal!
NOW!
FREEZE! HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! THIS IS A MISTAKE!
OH, YEAH? THEN SHOW ME YOUR SEXHAVER LICENSE!
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
OF COURSE YOU DON'T! TAKE HIM IN BOYS!
Can't believe we almost let this one fly! Few minutes more and he could have gotten away
But I don't even know what sexhaver license is!
Yeah, have fun explaining that to judge..
POLICE SAVES THE DAY YET AGAIN!
(Based on a true story that will happen in coming future)
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Officer Hawkeye ready, waiting in position for further instructions. Please inform me about the subject
Subject is estimated to somewhere around tier 94-98 KHHV. Has very little presence on social media. Whatsapp only has family members and former classmates. Private instagram account created 5 years ago with no pictures and 26 followers. He doesn't have active reddit account because all his previous accounts were banned for violating terms of service, owns youtube account without any videos and twitter account with 0 tweets and only followed by 14 bots. Doesn't have snapchat
Looks like we are dealing with very dangerous subhuman
HOLD UP HIS MOUSE HASN'T MOVED FOR 3 SECONDS! Mr. Hawkeye can you see the subject?
Not yet, officer Exploiterson
WAIT I SEE HIM! HE HAS MOVED TO THE KITCHEN AND SEEMS TO BE MAKING ORANGE JUICE!
You must be very careful. Whenever you see him, he can see you as well!
There is no need for any more investigation, him walking in the open is enough of a threat to society! WE MUST ARREST HIM NOW!
ALL UNITS TO THE LONER STREET 24 NOW! WE CAN'T LET THIS NON-SEXHAVER ENDANGER SOCIETY ANYMORE!
House is surronded, waiting for signal!
NOW!
FREEZE! HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! THIS IS A MISTAKE!
OH, YEAH? THEN SHOW ME YOUR SEXHAVER LICENSE!
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
OF COURSE YOU DON'T! TAKE HIM IN BOYS!
Can't believe we almost let this one fly! Few minutes more and he could have gotten away
But I don't even know what sexhaver license is!
Yeah, have fun explaining that to judge..
POLICE SAVES THE DAY YET AGAIN!
(Based on a true story that will happen in coming future)
Police plan to tackle growing 'incel' culture to cut violence against women
Police Scotland is considering tackling 'incel' culture as part of their strategy to cut violence against women and girls.
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