Poems For Your Incel Sprog – Volume Two

[TheIncelBard]

Poems For Your Incel Sprog – Volume Two

Collection of thoughtful prose all crafted by your favorite severely depressed autistic incel poet.

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Thread topic: "You are worth being happy but the world thinks otherwise."

They say what matters is inside, yet only judge by seeing,
They treat us like Mr. Hyde, but the lonely truth is freeing,
And as much as they deride, they know their grudge is fleeing,
We're not monsters, we're exiled human beings.

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Thread topic: "If you truly have subhuman looks, never trust people."

Normies hide their fangs under the guise of trust,
While they feel the pangs of Stacy's herpes crust,
And if any of our virtues are an absolute must,
Let it be our blackpills, turning lies into sawdust.

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Thread topic: "Y'all are fucking pathetic lmao."

"Y'all are fucking pathetic" says the normie heretic,
Who made an account solely to pester the celibate,
And if there's one aspect that's an undeniable definite,
It's your diagnosis with downs, reliable and eloquent.

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Thread topic: "Young female jaywalking and being struck by a moving vehicle."

Why did the roastie cross the concrete road?
Was it to suckle grossly on Chad's mesquite chode?
Was it for a thrill boastly, to show replete goad?
Maybe we could have known, if the car had slowed.

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Thread topic: "Trolling Redditors, Episode 1."

What is most satisfying about trolling a Redditor?
Is it knowing they're saltier than an arrested sex predator?
Is it watching them cry like we're Satan's hex messenger?
Or ignoring the truth like we're an overdue creditor?
Alas, let us sit back and enjoy the normie tear reservoir.

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Thread topic: "The NoFap meme needs to die."

"Out of all of the sins, the cardinal is masturbation,"
"Don't let your penile win, armor your frustration,"
Yet the normies and their kin, know their facts are not causation,
It makes their head spin, their tact saltier than a crustacean.

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Thread topic: "Why you should hate females."

Women are sociopaths, cruel and malicious,
"A loyal girlfriend" is a concept fictitious,
And the fact that remains is especially vicious,
In destroying society, they're deathly ambitious.

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Thread topic: "Just lol if you want to be in a relationship with a modern woman."

In examining a breakup, let's look at the harpy statistics,
Half of all women have backup, if it ends in gnarly ballistics,
Of course they'll make an excuse, using smarmy linguistics,
It's time to nuke this planet loose, I'll relay the army logistics.

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Thread topic: "Incels who turn their backs on the blackpill disgust me."

Among fellow incels, the gravest betrayal is treachery,
They trade principles for their gross portrayal of lechery,
And as they strive to convert, and wish our lives in jeopardy,
We'll survive in the outskirt, even if it takes a century.

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It's been a long time my friends. If anyone would like to follow my writing again, I try to craft at least one new poem everyday on Incel.Life. https://incel.life/user/PoemForYourIncelSprg/

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Final note: I'd like to give a heartfelt thanks to every fellow incel who encouraged me to continue creating these, even after I lost quite a bit of work when our old subreddit was removed. I love all of you, my brothers. Even if the world doesn't.

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[RealestFakecel]

MAR-VE-LOUS

 

[TheIncelBard]

MAR-VE-LOUS

Much appreciated my friend. I suppose I'll post the first volume in this thread as well, just in case anyone is curious. Hopefully it's post length doesn't get me in trouble with the mods, I'll gladly edit it if that's the case. Basically I had procrastinated quite a bit on gathering all of them together for one thread so there are quite a few of them. I'll also remove spacing between them so it doesn't take up the whole page (hopefully, fingers crossed.)

Poems For Your Incel Sprog – Volume One

This was back before I began rhyming multiple words per line, but even though my writing style has improved I think you can still appreciate some the punchlines I gave them, as that was my main focus. I originally started writing them for humor value only, but when fellow incels complimented them I started throwing in some serious ones as well.

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Thread topic: “Women with ugly pussies are subhuman.”
Insult a penis and normies take it in stride,
Insult a roastie and they explode like sulfide,
Whether we note that it's floppy, ugly, beefy or dried,
Normans will cope like we just committed genocide.

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Thread topic: “Chad will have a threesome this night.”
On a wistful evening, Chad spanks the buttocks of three,
While the blissful Stacies drone and moan and glee,
But outside, the spirit of the Supreme Gentleman looms,
Casting sorcery and magic to spell this norman's doom,
The condom tears, as manseed fills all three snatches,
And child support rips Chad's paycheck to patches.

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Thread topic: “Tfw even dead Chads get more women than you.” (Article about how a dating website used a dead military Chad's photo to advertise their site.)
Chad steps on a desolate IED and gets blown to smithereens,
While a desperate dating site uses his photo to lure in preteens.
The parents gawk in unconditional outrage,
While Chad's corpse rolls over in his underground cage.

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Thread topic: “Passengers deflower the virgin bathroom.”
Sitting in my seat I look to the boarding gate,
Only to see two normans disgustingly fornicate,
It fills me with rage, bitterness and frustration,
To watch Chad bust a nut in her salty crustacean.

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Thread topic: “If I was a hot female...”
Imagine for a day that we could become the roast,
Would we be kind to ourselves? Would we just boast?
The uncomfortable truth is that even being Stacies,
We'd still look at ourselves and imagine pushing up daisies.

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Thread topic: “Can you have a 6.5 face but a 9 body and have hope or is it over?”
A sub-eight face leads a life of bitter disgrace,
For the irate rejection hinders the mental space,
And if anyone believes lifting weights is the ace,
They will soon be blackpilled if they stick around this place.

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Thread topic: “Normie to incel: you have never had a girlfriend because you are an asshole. Normie to Chad: you have had so many girlfriends but never had one for over a few months because you are an asshole.”
Stacies delude themselves into thinking each virgin is abhorrent,
But deep down they know sinking genetics signed our death warrant,
And after they preach "personality over physique,"
They go out and fuck Ted Bundy and Meeks.

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Thread topic: “Things you can't do as an incel.”
The incel life is purely rejection, loneliness and suffering,
While the normie fondles his girlfriend while the movie is buffering,
While the roasties create another false platitude to utterance,
They are all blindly ignorant to the depths of our sufferance,
Alas, in this misery, we have just one solitary resolve,
To enjoy time with our incel brothers, our sins absolved.

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Thread topic: “Anyone here experienced the 'creepy' double standard?”
Roasties deem any man unaesthetic as "creepy"
As they lack the cognition to think sufficiently deeply
to recognize the consequences of their dishonesty,
nor realize the offenses of their hypocrisy.

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Thread topic: “TRPer explains how to grow jaw bone.”
The Red Pill seeks strategies for the game to impart,
While incels accept that it was rigged from the start.
We recognize our best effort still results in utter failure,
And our lifetime endeavor will be speared like a whaler.

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Thread topic: “This scene allegorically describes my relationship with FHOs.” (Scene from Twin Peaks where Harold commits suicide due to unreciprocated love.)
Harold Smith decided his life was all for naught,
As he hung from the pillar, ripe with fraught.
And before he passes, he has a final solitary thought,
That roasties truly are despicable dreadnaughts.

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Thread topic: “Woman tortured and killed 14 year old boy. Serves a short sentence and is now "brave" for standing tall in society.”
Another roastie walks free thanks to the pussypass,
But ignorant of the wrath of a desperate man's brass,
As the victim's father loads up his double barreled shotty,
The roast virtue signals and pretends to be sorry.

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Thread topic: “Went walking downtown today.”
A walk downtown spurs mental disarray,
like a homeless man perusing a delicious buffet,
Too far in poverty to satiate our scorn and hunger,
We lay and wait for civilization to be torn asunder.

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Thread topic: Response to “How do you come up with these poems?”
How do I write my meek poems and prose?
It's easy when you're deep in depression's throes,
Even easier when you're submerged in loneliness's well,
But I rejoice in bringing a smirk and smile to a fellow incel.

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Thread topic: “I hate my birthday so much.”
What is it about birthdays that disturbs us so much?
Is it recognizing we've gone another year without closeness, without touch?
Is it realizing all our coping is just a desperation in vain?
Or knowing we have to spend another year in this harrowing pain?
Each candle reminds us of our misery and our anguish,
As the flames of our lives fizzle out and extinguish.

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Thread topic: “FUCKING PUT AWAY YOUR MAN TITS.” (Author explained how normies are repulsed by his shirtless body.)
Our floppy gyno ripples amidst the setting sun,
As normies witness this sight and begin to run,
Our manboobs flowing majestically in the wind,
We smirk devilishly as normans lose their grin.

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Thread topic: “Daily reminder: you will never touch the soft bare skin of a woman.” (Author explains how he was intoxicated when he created the thread.)
We're damaged goods, never to be sold in an auction,
And in our ravaged moods, we drink our concoction,
As we pour another glass, another poison to shove,
We just want to know what it feels like to be loved.

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Thread topic: “Why do they teach sex ed to ugly high school males?”
I sit in the classroom with only a grimace,
As an old roast boasts about sex and its frimousse,
She preaches the nature of intercourse like an undergrad,
Knowing all these instructions were solely for turbochad.

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Thread topic: “Not even Quasimodo was incel.”
The normans who wrote this misleading fable should be ashamed,
As our blackpills ensure their bleating platitudes go well up in flames,
For the Hunchback's tale was an idealistic farce,
Not even a landwhale would desire his ugly arse.

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Thread topic: “Made normies uncomfortable on the bus today ahaha.” (Author discusses how he utilized fart scented spray to agitate normies.)
A can of fanned concentrated flatulence,
Normally banned by the Geneva Conventions,
These despicable normies will soon enjoy the smell,
Of intestinal distress straight from the bombshell.
Granted, I heavily discourage anyone from attempting this,
For the risk of friendly fire is disparaging if an Incel's caught in the mist.

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Thread topic: “Right in the feels.” (Article describes how a mother publicized her autistic son's lifelong lack of romance.)
A mother lies to her asperger's son and tells him he's handsome,
Ignoring the consequences of putting his heart on such ransom,
And while she boasts to the media about her graciousness and activism,
She declines to mention her son's autism was caused by her own alcoholism.

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Thread topic: “Question for the lurking females plaguing this sub.”
Roasties require attention twenty-four seven,
And antagonize us even in our incel heaven,
But they'll soon understand the true meaning of compassion,
When Chad expands their gaping cunt to the size of Manhattan.

 

[Deleted member 1617]

this is great. nice job brother!

 

[NekoStance]

We are the incels, we are the incels
We're living in hell, we're living in hell
We lament all our woes
Normies are our foes
We are the incels and we're coming for you

 

[TheIncelBard]

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For those seeking more poetic refuge in the warm Incel commune sea, here's an aesthetic deluge in the form of Volume Three.

https://incels.is/Thread-LifeFuel-Poems-For-Your-Incel-Sprog-%E2%80%93-Volume-Three

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