Poems For Your Incel Sprog – Volume Three
A collection of meek poems and dove prose, all taken from your favorite sleek poet's trove of woes.
Thread topic: "Forcing involuntary celibacy upon good men is degenerate."
Deprive a man of food and he will ultimately perish,
Deprive a man of touch and he'll live a life nightmarish,
Yet they treat us with disdain, stonewall their garish,
And in this refrain, their downfall I'll cherish.
Thread topic: "You have less SMV than a dog." (Author linked a video of a female kissing her Jack Russel Terrier.)
The roast boasts engrossed as she fondles her canine,
And from the coast she composts to a model's STD airline,
At most the seacoast has parasites more benign,
So secure the compost, and grab the carbine.
Thread topic: "Calling 'Poem for your incel sprog'." (Responding to a heartwarming comment "that guy's so talented though.")
Dearest thanks my friend for a compliment so gallant,
Though when my mind's impotent I implement some talent,
And lately I do sometimes latch and utilize the Rhymezone,
As Stacy's rancid enzymes snatch gets brutalized into Ozone.
Thread topic: "The normie meme of 'Sex isn't a big deal'."
Even a modest cell is hardwired for survival and replication,
From the smallest germ acquired to the human population,
The truth is every biological organism willfully desires to live and to pair bond,
Yet pathological normie-ism dismally inquires why we feel like hellspawn.
Thread topic: "To them being as immoral as possible is being as moral as possible."
Eve ate the fruit, and created the burden of sin,
Humanity went off route, the fire snuffed out like Gwyn,
And every single brute, was gifted their Penutian Harley Quinn,
There is no dispute, celibacy is absolution therein.
Thread topic: "/r/Braincels second mod is a woman."
The second mod of Braincels posted ten threads on IncelTears,
Can their sadism be quelled? Could they make it a career?
And as their apogee ego swelled, antagonizing incels austere,
We don the SMG handheld, and our protective headgear.
[Note that the prose is quite dearly about net self-defense,
Don't report me right wearily if you don't get the reference.]
Thread topic: "Normies be like (to man in wheelchair) 'Walking isn't that great anyway. I do it all the time, it doesn't even feel that good'."
Minutes after we're born,
They slice in a heap half the nerves of our genitals,
Within its bitter scorn,
They ensure we won't reap our own preserve of progenitors,
But we know in this forlorn,
The dating tower is as corrupt as a mainstream Senator,
So let us not just morn,
But harness the power of the Supreme Reckoner.
[Note that the prose above is the artistic work of fiction and falsehood,
The FBI can fuck their autistic diction right off to pedo-kitchen Hollywood.]
Thread topic: "Is it good to designate someone to inform the community after we rope?"
For the man who debases his caste death,
He sees devils tearing his life astray,
But the man who embraces his last breath,
He sees angels carrying his strife away.
Commentary: The final poem is especially meaningful to me as its inspired by my favorite Jacob's Ladder quote: "If you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth. It's just a matter of how you look at it, that's all."
There's also a quote by the German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer that resonates with me quite a bit, and I'm sure many of my brothers feel the same: "They tell us that suicide is the greatest piece of cowardice, that suicide is wrong; when it is quite obvious that there is nothing in the world to which every man has a more unassailable title than to his own life and person."
It's been a long time my friends. If anyone would like to follow my writing again, I craft new prose regularly Incel.Life. https://incel.life/user/PoemForYourIncelSprg/
Lastly, here's the link to Volume Two, with Volume One in the comments in case anyone fancies some additional Incel Bard stylings: https://incels.is/Thread-LifeFuel-Poems-For-Your-Incel-Sprog-%E2%80%93-Volume-Two
Final note: I'd like to give a heartfelt thanks to every fellow incel who encouraged me to continue creating these. I love all of you, my brothers. Even if the world doesn't.
A collection of meek poems and dove prose, all taken from your favorite sleek poet's trove of woes.
Thread topic: "Forcing involuntary celibacy upon good men is degenerate."
Deprive a man of food and he will ultimately perish,
Deprive a man of touch and he'll live a life nightmarish,
Yet they treat us with disdain, stonewall their garish,
And in this refrain, their downfall I'll cherish.
Thread topic: "You have less SMV than a dog." (Author linked a video of a female kissing her Jack Russel Terrier.)
The roast boasts engrossed as she fondles her canine,
And from the coast she composts to a model's STD airline,
At most the seacoast has parasites more benign,
So secure the compost, and grab the carbine.
Thread topic: "Calling 'Poem for your incel sprog'." (Responding to a heartwarming comment "that guy's so talented though.")
Dearest thanks my friend for a compliment so gallant,
Though when my mind's impotent I implement some talent,
And lately I do sometimes latch and utilize the Rhymezone,
As Stacy's rancid enzymes snatch gets brutalized into Ozone.
Thread topic: "The normie meme of 'Sex isn't a big deal'."
Even a modest cell is hardwired for survival and replication,
From the smallest germ acquired to the human population,
The truth is every biological organism willfully desires to live and to pair bond,
Yet pathological normie-ism dismally inquires why we feel like hellspawn.
Thread topic: "To them being as immoral as possible is being as moral as possible."
Eve ate the fruit, and created the burden of sin,
Humanity went off route, the fire snuffed out like Gwyn,
And every single brute, was gifted their Penutian Harley Quinn,
There is no dispute, celibacy is absolution therein.
Thread topic: "/r/Braincels second mod is a woman."
The second mod of Braincels posted ten threads on IncelTears,
Can their sadism be quelled? Could they make it a career?
And as their apogee ego swelled, antagonizing incels austere,
We don the SMG handheld, and our protective headgear.
[Note that the prose is quite dearly about net self-defense,
Don't report me right wearily if you don't get the reference.]
Thread topic: "Normies be like (to man in wheelchair) 'Walking isn't that great anyway. I do it all the time, it doesn't even feel that good'."
Minutes after we're born,
They slice in a heap half the nerves of our genitals,
Within its bitter scorn,
They ensure we won't reap our own preserve of progenitors,
But we know in this forlorn,
The dating tower is as corrupt as a mainstream Senator,
So let us not just morn,
But harness the power of the Supreme Reckoner.
[Note that the prose above is the artistic work of fiction and falsehood,
The FBI can fuck their autistic diction right off to pedo-kitchen Hollywood.]
Thread topic: "Is it good to designate someone to inform the community after we rope?"
For the man who debases his caste death,
He sees devils tearing his life astray,
But the man who embraces his last breath,
He sees angels carrying his strife away.
Commentary: The final poem is especially meaningful to me as its inspired by my favorite Jacob's Ladder quote: "If you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth. It's just a matter of how you look at it, that's all."
There's also a quote by the German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer that resonates with me quite a bit, and I'm sure many of my brothers feel the same: "They tell us that suicide is the greatest piece of cowardice, that suicide is wrong; when it is quite obvious that there is nothing in the world to which every man has a more unassailable title than to his own life and person."
It's been a long time my friends. If anyone would like to follow my writing again, I craft new prose regularly Incel.Life. https://incel.life/user/PoemForYourIncelSprg/
Lastly, here's the link to Volume Two, with Volume One in the comments in case anyone fancies some additional Incel Bard stylings: https://incels.is/Thread-LifeFuel-Poems-For-Your-Incel-Sprog-%E2%80%93-Volume-Two
Final note: I'd like to give a heartfelt thanks to every fellow incel who encouraged me to continue creating these. I love all of you, my brothers. Even if the world doesn't.
