TeeHee "platonic co-parenting", the next evolution of betabuxxing

[crestfallencel]

‘I wanted to meet a mate and have a baby without wasting time’: the rise of platonic co-parenting

They’re ready to start a family, but can’t wait for The One. As ‘mating’ sites boom under lockdown, we meet those hoping for a better way to raise a child

www.theguardian.com

Some roastie whose eggs are on the verge of expiry connects with some schmuck online who also wants to have a kid. They meet up and mechanically fuck until conception, or maybe she uses a turkey baster. The man is now on the hook for child care and expenses with the understanding that there is no expectation of a further sexual relationship with the woman.

Imagine betabuxxing for some middle aged crone while there isn’t even a crumb of pussy on offer, beyond whatever perfunctory starfish sex it takes to deposit a proto-sprog in her cavernous womb. Not to mention the effect it has on the kid, who is basically born into a broken home, in some cases the parents are fucking other people and don’t even live together.

The arrangement reminds me of this sad sack, except at least you'd be raising your own kid (probably), and not Chad's.

 

[your personality]

Now normies in regular betabuxx marriages will pretend they are slayers when hearing this.
Normies always want someone to look down on.

 

[Shigechi]

Another horrible trend made by women that will further destroy the concept of family.

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

Fucking hell, this is insane.

 

[Deleted member 19546]

“waiting for The One”

Seriously I do. not. understand. what the fuck do these people expect? Bitch you’re 40, waiting for what? What the fuck is “The One” what is the idea that people have in their heads, some really warped sense of adversity to romance, to relationship, but they have no problem sucking off strangers off of tinder and shit?

 

[FUCKITALLREEE]

Now normies in regular betabuxx marriages will pretend they are slayers when hearing this.
Normies always want someone to look down on.

Another horrible trend made by women that will further destroy the concept of family.

 

[Reprobus]

‘I wanted to meet a mate and have a baby without wasting time’: the rise of platonic co-parenting

They’re ready to start a family, but can’t wait for The One. As ‘mating’ sites boom under lockdown, we meet those hoping for a better way to raise a child

www.theguardian.com

Some roastie whose eggs are on the verge of expiry connects with some schmuck online who also wants to have a kid. They meet up and mechanically fuck until conception, or maybe she uses a turkey baster. The man is now on the hook for child care and expenses with the understanding that there is no expectation of a further sexual relationship with the woman.

Imagine betabuxxing for some middle aged crone while there isn’t even a crumb of pussy on offer, beyond whatever perfunctory starfish sex it takes to deposit a proto-sprog in her cavernous womb. Not to mention the effect it has on the kid, who is basically born into a broken home, in some cases the parents are fucking other people and don’t even live together.

The arrangement reminds me of this sad sack, except at least you'd be raising your own kid (probably), and not Chad's.

These kids are about to be so fucked up

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

“waiting for The One”

Seriously I do. not. understand. what the fuck do these people expect? Bitch you’re 40, waiting for what? What the fuck is “The One” what is the idea that people have in their heads, some really warped sense of adversity to romance, to relationship, but they have no problem sucking off strangers off of tinder and shit?

40 year old gigachad has been waiting for post wall approaching menopausal woman with a body count in the doubt digits his whole life

 

[dirtykombatcel]

That's a lot of words for being a fucking cuck.

 

[slavcel11]

At least he got what he wanted: a "honorary" title of sperm donor to a single mom. Unlike most men who think they are valued for something when in reality they are here only for donating sperm and bringing money to a foid and HER family.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

‘I wanted to meet a mate and have a baby without wasting time’: the rise of platonic co-parenting

They’re ready to start a family, but can’t wait for The One. As ‘mating’ sites boom under lockdown, we meet those hoping for a better way to raise a child

www.theguardian.com

Some roastie whose eggs are on the verge of expiry connects with some schmuck online who also wants to have a kid. They meet up and mechanically fuck until conception, or maybe she uses a turkey baster. The man is now on the hook for child care and expenses with the understanding that there is no expectation of a further sexual relationship with the woman.

Imagine betabuxxing for some middle aged crone while there isn’t even a crumb of pussy on offer, beyond whatever perfunctory starfish sex it takes to deposit a proto-sprog in her cavernous womb. Not to mention the effect it has on the kid, who is basically born into a broken home, in some cases the parents are fucking other people and don’t even live together.

The arrangement reminds me of this sad sack, except at least you'd be raising your own kid (probably), and not Chad's.

1. Egg donor
2. Surrogate mother.
3. Nanny (of biological kid)
4. Free to fuck escorts.

Just another fancy way of saying that.

 

[Genetic Dead End]

Sounds like most modern households to me.

 

[Deleted member 26923]

Another horrible trend made by women that will further destroy the concept of family.

Sounds like most modern households to me.

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

“waiting for The One”

Seriously I do. not. understand. what the fuck do these people expect? Bitch you’re 40, waiting for what? What the fuck is “The One” what is the idea that people have in their heads, some really warped sense of adversity to romance, to relationship, but they have no problem sucking off strangers off of tinder and shit?

he has to make her feel special
but that's just a cope roasts use to justify fucking chads who didn't commit. he wasn't the one

 

[Simulacrasimulation]

this is riddled with moral inconsistencies, the very basis of this cohabitation is non sexual environment and relationship between man and woman

look at this the very nature of the relationship is non sexual and to bring up a child in a good environment

By the end of that June weekend, they returned to their lives having found the person they wanted to parent with. By September, they had conceived – naturally – and were pregnant. “Going into this, I presumed getting pregnant would be clinical, but once we spent time together we decided to try naturally,” says Anderson. “I tracked my ovulation, and we fell pregnant during a road trip on the west coast.” (Most co-parenting partnerships either have sex or choose the “turkey baster” method of artificial insemination at home. Some choose IVF.)

yet herr deerr they conceive the child naturally HAVING FUCKING SEX WITH EACH OTHER

so herr derr we cant possibly have a relationship

but herr derr we can go straight to degenerate hook up one night stand and conceive culture, WHERE IS THE FUCKING MORALITY IN THAT

AND WHATS MORE WHATS NON SEXUAL AGAIN ABOUT HAVING FUCKING SEX

This is literally an excuse for either to have multiple sexual partners and still feel like having a family what when you are STILL SLEEPING AROUND AND THE OLD ROASTIE STILL GOES ROUND THE CAROUSEL

Then what super LARP IN A FAKE NUCLEAR FAMILY WHERE HE BUXXS'S YOU TO DEATH

THIS WOMEN TAKES THE CHEESE THE BISCUIT AND THE WHOLE SMORGESBOARD

this is literally against every male drive naturally, be in a sitaution where you get no sex and provide for a family that is a larp only, what incentve is there for him to provide for the "family" if its not actually a family but a co-habitation or whatever the fuck this means

this is pathetic

 

[grondilu]

" The main question for us is how does this relationship between parents, where there is no romantic relationship, develop, with each other and the child? "

FFS most marriages since the dawn of times didn't involve any romance whatsoever. Isn't that after all one major grievance of feminists : the idea that societal norms (aka patriarchy) and economic necessity forced women to marry a man they were not attracted to ?

One could even argue that the concept of marriage existed precisely for that reason : if people loved each other reliably and until death, there would be very little need to make a contract out of their union. The concept of marriage as an agreement written down and officialised by society exists precisely in order to make it not about love.

It's like how these people want to ban porn these days, in the movement sometimes called "neo-puritanism" : they think they're progressive, but they're slowly rediscovering the structures they ran away from in the first place.