JFL Planning on visiting an escort for the first time in the next few weeks. Tips would be appreciated.

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

Title says it all pretty much. Things I'm wondering about are:

1) Taking some boner pills. Have read quite a few guys on here couldn't get or stay hard during their first escort visit. I have never had any issues with that but I can imagine the situation being extremly uncomfortable and awkward and maybe it would be smart to have had a small amount of as insurance. Also makes it more likely I get to finish multiple times and use all my time in the session.

2) Should I jerk off before? To me it always seemed like I had more powerful orgasms but took longer to get hard again after periods of nofap. Would be worried about coming fast after not fapping for a while, then not getting hard again and feeling humiliated. Any general consensus on what's best?

3) Thinking about not going with a hot young foid for the first time, because the pressure and the inexperience might ruin it. Instead taking a more experienced, a bit older woman, who might have some experience dealing with cases like me and be a bit flattered at being chosen as someone's first after her prime. Also cheaper probably.

4) Anyone got a clue how easy/hard it is to get infected with oral herpes? Do you only get infected during an outbreak or is it always a possibility? Would like to kiss her but worried about that.

Any other tips you can think of would be appreciated as well.

Don't really know is an experienced escortcel around here except for @Luzifer, but I don't think I will get any useful advice out of him.

@ADHD_cel is the only other one I know. Would be cool if someone could tag some more.

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

idk man. I never escortmaxxed too high inhib. However as I understand it, escorts just take care of you, you don't have much to think, except maybe protection.

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

idk man. I never escortmaxxed too high inhib. However as I understand it, escorts just take care of you, you don't have much to think, except maybe protection.

Still makes sense to try what you can to make it as enjoyable as possible. Especially since I'm not wealthy enough to just keep doing it all the time.

 

[Béla Tarr - Vol. I]

Here where I life they are very nice and really know how to treat guys with no experience.
I wouldn't worry about STDs, they are more afraid to get it than you

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

Still makes sense to try what you can to make it as enjoyable as possible. Especially since I'm not wealthy enough to just keep doing it all the time.

There are escorts that are specialized in certain things, certain services. Depending on how you reach them (irl, website, ...) you can talk about what you want directly with them tbh

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

Here where I life they are very nice and really know how to treat guys with no experience.

Any clue what to look for to get someone like that? I'm thinking no younger ones, otherwise not sure though.

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

There are escorts that are specialized in certain things, certain services. Depending on how you reach them (irl, website, ...) you can talk about what you want directly with them tbh

My city is kind of a shit hole by bigger city standards, not sure if I find anything special around here. Also not sure if I will be willing to start off with my status as a virgin on the phone, in person sounds easier.

 

[Zat]

Title says it all pretty much. Things I'm wondering about are:

1) Taking some boner pills. Have read quite a few guys on here couldn't get or stay hard during their first escort visit. I have never had any issues with that but I can imagine the situation being extremly uncomfortable and awkward and maybe it would be smart to have had a small amount of as insurance. Also makes it more likely I get to finish multiple times and use all my time in the session.

2) Should I jerk off before? To me it always seemed like I had more powerful orgasms but took longer to get hard again after periods of nofap. Would be worried about coming fast after not fapping for a while, then not getting hard again and feeling humiliated. Any general consensus on what's best?

3) Thinking about not going with a hot young foid for the first time, because the pressure and the inexperience might ruin it. Instead taking a more experienced, a bit older woman, who might have some experience dealing with cases like me and be a bit flattered at being chosen as someone's first after her prime. Also cheaper probably.

4) Anyone got a clue how easy/hard it is to get infected with oral herpes? Do you only get infected during an outbreak or is it always a possibility? Would like to kiss her but worried about that.

Any other tips you can think of would be appreciated as well.

Don't really know is an experienced escortcel around here except for @Luzifer, but I don't think I will get any useful advice out of him.

@ADHD_cel is the only other one I know. Would be cool if someone could tag some more.

1 No, even if you take 5 pills you'll still not get a boner if you have some mental block, personal experience, if you don't have it then you'll be fine.

2 No, you'll not stay hard and you'll be even more anxious

3 Good choice, also young escorts are cold as ice, they'll just want to do it and get out of there ASAP

4 Very easy hence why I've never kissed one, just avoid using your mouth at all, plus there's another fuckton of other sicknesses that she maybe has, not worth the risk at all

My advice? I wouldn't recommend Escorts but if you really need one find a HOT one, not a CUTE one, you're there for sex only, might as well enjoy it without losing yourself in her beauty or how cute her face or voice or eyes, etc is, it'll ruin your night.

 

[Béla Tarr - Vol. I]

Any clue what to look for to get someone like that? I'm thinking no younger ones, otherwise not sure though.

depends on your age I suppose, but around 24 to 27 years is good enough, if you like older woman you should go with the 30+.
If you search for it, you can find websites where they give "reviews" for scorts, so you can kinda get the way they work

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

1 No, even if you take 5 pills you'll still not get a boner if you have some mental block, personal experience, if you don't have it then you'll be fine.

2 No, you'll not stay hard and you'll be even more anxious

3 Good choice, also young escorts are cold as ice, they'll just want to do it and get out of there ASAP

4 Very easy hence why I've never kissed one, just avoid using your mouth at all, plus there's another fuckton of other sicknesses that she maybe has, not worth the risk at all

My advice? I wouldn't recommend Escorts but if you really need one find a HOT one, not a CUTE one, you're there for sex only, might as well enjoy it without losing yourself in her beauty or how cute her face or voice or eyes, etc is, it'll ruin your night.

Thanks, choosing an older one will also make falling for her less likely. Though I do still prefer cute over hot by a long mile.

Not being allowed to use your mouth is kinda sad, you got any factual detailed knowledge about the infection risk or just a general idea

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

depends on your age I suppose, but around 24 to 27 years is good enough, if you like older woman you should go with the 30+.
If you search for it, you can find websites where they give "reviews" for scorts, so you can kinda get the way they work

Good idea, thanks a lot. Anyone know a good german one by chance?

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

5) toilet will reject you because too ugly

Doubt it. Seems like the exception rather than the rule, especially where I am at.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

5) toilet will reject you because too ugly

If you are black mostly

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

If you are black mostly

please don't make this thread about that

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

please don't make this thread about that

Ok

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

Ok

thanks

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

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Thanks for the replies to those that bothered, probably gonna make another thread on this before I actually do it, I enjoy overpreparing and the anticipation that comes with it.

 

[Béla Tarr - Vol. I]

good luck

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

good luck

thanks mate. I'm carefully optimistic, but if life has taught me anything, that is usually the feeling that precedes horrible humiliation and disappointment

 

[IncelusRex]

1) Taking some boner pills.

I would suggest you to not take any, but make sure you got some with you(in case you really need one). Also make sure to book a long session for your first time. With the correct young lady, I bet you won't regret it.

2) Should I jerk off before?

No! On the contrary, I would suggest you to try refraining from ejaculating a day before.

3) Thinking about not going with a hot young foid for the first time, because the pressure and the inexperience might ruin it. Instead taking a more experienced, a bit older woman, who might have some experience dealing with cases like me and be a bit flattered at being chosen as someone's first after her prime. Also cheaper probably.

If you can afford it, I highly advise you to go for a hot young escort. I would argue that the pressure and inexperience would still be there in both cases.

4) Anyone got a clue how easy/hard it is to get infected with oral herpes? Do you only get infected during an outbreak or is it always a possibility? Would like to kiss her but worried about that.

Visually inspect her under sufficient light. Make sure you provide her with proper oral hygiene products, and make sure she uses them properly. Also refer to my advice above and do your best to find a young and hot one.

Any other tips you can think of would be appreciated as well.

The following tips are derived from my own personal experiences with hot young escorts. Tailored for my geographical region, jurisdiction, options and my specific needs and capabilities.

• Find a girl who provides GFE service.
• Call her to your place(not your residence but a safe hotel), never visit!
• Make sure to get her clean(shower/bath, wash her yourself if she provides that service - good opportunity to physically examine her)
• Treat her nice, be a gentlemen. Search the www for gentleman's etiquettes & escort customer etiquettes. It could even be argued to some extend that the service she is providing is a virtue compared to the average foid at her age in this day and age. So unless she is a b(w)itch, be nice to her and control yourself.
• At some point ask her what is off limits on bed, during the small talk when she first arrive.
• Groom yourself. Shave, use body lotion with perfume etc.
• Never send money before she is inside your room. (Only do so if you have a legal contract with her/agency with prior knowledge of their trustworthiness)
• I am not sure whether I can really give any tips on social aspect of the rendezvous or not, since I didn't master it myself, yet.

Those are the first tips that came to my mind. I hope you enjoy it. And one more personal opinion, refrain from fellatio, cunnilingus and anal.(Unless you want to punish the b(w)itch, although you still need to take medical considerations into account if you decide to do so)

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

I would suggest you to not take any, but make sure you got some with you(in case you really need one). Also make sure to book a long sessions for your first time. With the correct young lady, I bet you won't regret it.

No! On the contrary, I would suggest you to try refrain yourself from ejaculating a day before.

If you can afford it, I highly advise you to go for a hot young escort. I would argue that the pressure and inexperience would still be there in both cases.

Visually inspect her under sufficient light. Make sure you provide her with proper oral hygiene products, and make sure she uses them properly. Also refer to my advice above and do your best to find a young and hot one.

The following tips are derived from my own personal experiences with hot young escorts. Tailored for my geographical region, jurisdiction, options and my specific needs and capabilities.

• Find a girl who provides GFE service.
• Call her to your place(not your residence but a safe hotel), never visit!
• Make sure to get her clean(shower/bath, wash her yourself if she provides that service - good opportunity to physically examine her)
• Treat her nice, be a gentlemen. Search the www for gentleman's etiquettes & escort customer etiquettes. It could even be argued to some extend that the service she is providing is a virtue compared to the average foid at her age in this day and age. So unless she is a b(w)itch, be nice to her and control yourself.
• At some point ask her what is off limits on bed, during the small talk when she first arrive.
• Groom yourself. Shave, use body lotion with perfume etc.
• Never send money before she is inside your room. (Only do so if you have a legal contract with her/agency with prior knowledge of their trustworthiness)
• I am not sure whether I can really give any tips on social aspect of the rendezvous or not, since I didn't master it myself, yet.

Those are the first tips that came to my mind. I hope you enjoy it. And one more personal opinion, refrain from fellatio, cunnilingus and anal.(Unless you want to punish the b(w)itch, although you still need to take medical considerations into account if you decide to do so)

Thanks a lot for your input. Showering together sounds like a great idea, I was so worried about myself, I wouldn't have considered what she could be doing wrong. Also asking what's off limit is prob a good idea, she might want to add some things after seeing me jfl

A few questions:

Why the fixation on young foids? Just your personal preferance or any specific reason? I prefer young over old, but not by so much that I couldn't go for an older woman, if that means getting someone more experienced and cooperative.

Why no visits? I looked around in my town and quite a few women here don't travel around and only take customers who visit them. Crime isn't really an issue here, I'm somewhat unconcerned about that aspect if that's what you are worried about.

Any tips on what to look for when I inspect her (in addition to signs of oral herpes)?

Why no Fellation / cunnilingus?

Any idea how best to tell her I'm a virgin? Seems like there is nothing to it but to do it, but maybe you have an idea how to get it over well.

 

[IncelusRex]

Why the fixation on young foids? Just your personal preferance or any specific reason? I prefer young over old, but not by so much that I couldn't go for an older woman, if that means getting someone more experienced and cooperative.

Old escorts are the epitome of roasties. Also on a primal level young escorts give me much more pleasure, incomparable to roastbeefs. But again it really depends on multiple factors. Maybe you have a degenerate fantasy only an old experienced escort can provide, in that case go for it. + I just I boycott them.

Why no visits? I looked around in my town and quite a few women here don't travel around and only take customers who visit them. Crime isn't really an issue here, I'm somewhat unconcerned about that aspect if that's what you are worried about.

I just wouldn't due to potential safety and privacy hazard. Figure it out.

Any tips on what to look for when I inspect her (in addition to signs of oral herpes)?

Google common sexual diseases and go from the list. Use google images. but generally color, appearance and smell. I think in some places you can request a health clearance issued by a physician. If you're really worried about it, you can check that out.

Any idea how best to tell her I'm a virgin? Seems like there is nothing to it but to do it, but maybe you have an idea how to get it over well.

I am not sure whether you should tell that to her or not.

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

Old escorts are the epitome of roasties. Also on a primal level young escorts give me much more pleasure, incomparable to roastbeefs. But again it really depends on multiple factors. Maybe you have a degenerate fantasy only an old experience escort can provide, in that case go for it. + I just I boycott them.

I just want someone who at least tries to take good care of me, and someone who can take the lead.

I just wouldn't due to potential safety and privacy hazard. Figure it out.

Privacy hazard being you taking her to your house, right? That at least I wouldn't do, not like I have much worth stealing but still.

Google common sexual diseases and go from the list. Use google images. but generally color, appearance and smell. I think in some places you can request a health clearance issued by a physician. If you're really worried about it, you can check that out.

Guess I'm gonna look around if someone already did the effort to create a comprehensive list

I am not sure whether you should tell that to her or not.

Think I will, it will be obvious anyways I think. Think it will make me feel better. And it will lower her expectations to the floor, so it's easier to pleasently suprise her, w/e the chance for that are anyways

You by any chance in germany? Next thing I'll do is probably search for review sites featuring the girls in my area, if you're from here you might know some.

Anyways, thank you for your effort .

 

[IncelusRex]

You by any chance in germany?

I am in Swansea, Wales, UK

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

I am in Swansea, Wales, UK

my condolences

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

I am in Swansea, Wales, UK

Wikipedia makes it sound like your city has its best times already behind it, though the 3rd biggest university in wales is kind of cool. How is the escort situation where you're at?

 

[IncelusRex]

How is the escort situation where you're at?

fluctuating

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

I want to be taken care of by a foid

Yeah, especially during my first time. Would be awkward as shit if she just let me take the lead and I had no idea how to smoothly get us into bed without just skipping the "getting to know each other a bit"-part and any&all foreplay.

 

[Carpanesi]

I'm happy to see this topic and I'll help you out! I'm also an escortcel, so let me help you with this.

Just a quick disclaimer, I'm brazilian and escorting here may be very different than in other countries

Title says it all pretty much. Things I'm wondering about are:

1) Taking some boner pills. Have read quite a few guys on here couldn't get or stay hard during their first escort visit. I have never had any issues with that but I can imagine the situation being extremly uncomfortable and awkward and maybe it would be smart to have had a small amount of as insurance. Also makes it more likely I get to finish multiple times and use all my time in the session.

DO NOT. This is probably the worst mistake you may commit if you're inexperienced. It may affect your Heart Rate, which would already be higher due to anxiety. Don't use any drug other than some "social" dose of alcohol - 2 beers, or even 3 beers, tops.

Also since it's your first time you shouldn't think about nutting as much as you can, try to enjoy and learn the ropes of fucking, the blowjob the first time is almost guaranteed to make you cum so don't worry about it either.

2) Should I jerk off before? To me it always seemed like I had more powerful orgasms but took longer to get hard again after periods of nofap. Would be worried about coming fast after not fapping for a while, then not getting hard again and feeling humiliated. Any general consensus on what's best?

Also no - You'll spend energy and make the sex longer, more draining and less pleasurable. Also, you won't get humiliated, because escorts fuck a LOT of men and many of them also have the same problems as others - The escort I fuck knows I cum fast and never minded it, in fact she allows it on the mouth. It's no shame to cum fast with an escort.

3) Thinking about not going with a hot young foid for the first time, because the pressure and the inexperience might ruin it. Instead taking a more experienced, a bit older woman, who might have some experience dealing with cases like me and be a bit flattered at being chosen as someone's first after her prime. Also cheaper probably.

Don't fall for that - older hookers may be even more expensive than younger ones. The best bet, by far, is getting an escort that does it part time, same as I did, because they're mostly "cheap" as they do it as a way to earn some cash on the side. They're also less likely to pressure you because they're already somewhat pressured themselves.

They're easy going because they're "normal" women escorting (may even be mothers to toddlers) and not professional hookers who have pimps and etc.

4) Anyone got a clue how easy/hard it is to get infected with oral herpes? Do you only get infected during an outbreak or is it always a possibility? Would like to kiss her but worried about that.

I don't kiss, and since you're worried about STDs, you shouldn't also - won't do jack if you kiss and then get anxious about it.

Any other tips you can think of would be appreciated as well.

Try to talk beforehand and don't be shy to explain you're virgin/inexperienced. I failed this, because I didn't want to be ridiculed, I only told it when we met to fuck the first time. There's no reason to lie/omit that you're virgin, because she will know nonetheless.

Also try to communicate best about the time, see if she charges per time or per orgasm (yeah there is such a thing).

Last but not least - and don't even try to say I'm "worshipping" escorts... but try to be respectful to the escort. Some of them have it rough, having to use their bodies to afford rent. Seriously, don't mistreat them. It's no good for all parts involved, especially if she has a pimp or smt.

Don't really know is an experienced escortcel around here except for @Luzifer, but I don't think I will get any useful advice out of him.

@ADHD_cel is the only other one I know. Would be cool if someone could tag some more.

Always feel free to tag me when talking about escorts escorting is king!

 

[Carpanesi]

Additional points on jerking off:

I suggest you shoot once at morning, preferably after waking up, and go escorting on the night of that day. It will take off some pressure but you'll recover the energy during the day, especially if you rest after lunch.

This would be better than going either "full" or "empty"

 

[RonaldWeasley]

Don't take dick pills

Don't jack off on the day

Don't get an old bitch just get average or hot don't waste ur money

Don't overthink it

Just go there,

confirm all the services u eant b4 giving money

give her the money

Get her to suck ur dick

Lick her pussy if u want

Fuck her pussy and kissing her

Not that hard

 

[RonaldWeasley]

Don't use any drug other than some "social" dose of alcohol - 2 beers, or even 3 beers, tops.

Also to note last time I beermaxxed before I escortmaxxed it affected my erection

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

Don't take dick pills

Don't jack off on the day

Don't get an old bitch just get average or hot don't waste ur money

Don't overthink it

Just go there,

confirm all the services u eant b4 giving money

give her the money

Get her to suck ur dick

Lick her pussy if u want

Fuck her pussy and kissing her

Not that hard

How hard that is depends on the person doing it. My autistic ass will struggle more than most I suspect.

Also to note last time I beermaxxed before I escortmaxxed it affected my erection

Yeah, I think I prefer my first time being completly sober. Maybe 1 beer if she offers and I feel super tense in the moment, but no more.

 

[RonaldWeasley]

Why no visits? I looked around in my town and quite a few women here don't travel around and only take customers who visit them. Crime isn't really an issue here, I'm somewhat unconcerned about that aspect if that's what you are worried about.

Any tips on what to look for when I inspect her (in addition to signs of oral herpes)?

Why no Fellation / cunnilingus?

Any idea how best to tell her I'm a virgin? Seems like there is nothing to it but to do it, but maybe you have an idea how to get it over well.

Yea go and visit. Dont listen to this retard

U can kiss her and lick her pussy. Just use mouthwash after or at least wash ur mouth with water after in her bathroom

She would probably feel honoured to take ur virginity tbh or maybe she will take advantage or idk

 

[future&$]

The first time is going to be..interesting. It may or may not live up to expectations. Don't psyche yourself out. Just focus on the logistics and payment really. It's more of a numbers game as the experience usually improves the more escorts you see. Don't worry about diseases as long as you use a condom. Don't beat yourself up if you cant coom or get hard easily. its not a measure against you as a man as you're body is literally not going to be accustomed to being aroused by a real life human being. Just enjoy the experience for what it is. You will feel a lot better after it though. At least I did.

 

[Carpanesi]

Also to note last time I beermaxxed before I escortmaxxed it affected my erection

Only if you drink too much. Some alcohol won't affect erection and will help soften the mood.

 

[Carpanesi]

How hard that is depends on the person doing it. My autistic ass will struggle more than most I suspect.

Yeah, it's tough. I was lucky to find a girl that was very cool with inexperienced men on first pick

Yeah, I think I prefer my first time being completly sober. Maybe 1 beer if she offers and I feel super tense in the moment, but no more.

As long as you can manage the anxiety, there would be no need for alcohol. But one beer wouldn't do any bad for you.

 

[Carpanesi]

Yea go and visit. Dont listen to this retard

U can kiss her and lick her pussy. Just use mouthwash after or at least wash ur mouth with water after in her bathroom

She would probably feel honoured to take ur virginity tbh or maybe she will take advantage or idk

Dude, it's his first time fucking. It's not supposed to be a porno-style fuck. Let him master the basics first (vaginal intercourse and proper controlling the orgasm).

I'm very against him going down on the escort like that. He's worried about STDs so it would be best to avoid this kind of thing.

 

[CopingForBrutality]

Title says it all pretty much. Things I'm wondering about are:

1) Taking some boner pills. Have read quite a few guys on here couldn't get or stay hard during their first escort visit. I have never had any issues with that but I can imagine the situation being extremly uncomfortable and awkward and maybe it would be smart to have had a small amount of as insurance. Also makes it more likely I get to finish multiple times and use all my time in the session.

I wouldn't do it on the first time, see how you go in that one and depending on that make your decision on whether to bring pills. Some people can easily get erect whereas others would be scared shitless and would need pills, masturbation with a death grip due to loneliness is underestimated to how much sensitivity loss it can have too. Luckily by waiting a few weeks most of the effects can be reversed if you do happen to fall into that situation.

2) Should I jerk off before? To me it always seemed like I had more powerful orgasms but took longer to get hard again after periods of nofap. Would be worried about coming fast after not fapping for a while, then not getting hard again and feeling humiliated. Any general consensus on what's best?

Absolutely do not fap for AT LEAST A WEEK before you go. I thought the same as you, I thought that I'll coom too early so I'll jerk off right before. Nope, what happened was it killed my erection and paired with the natural high inhibition going for the first time I was not able to get hard at all, the foid told me to just relax but it wasn't happening, I haven't returned to a brothel since but that's because of monetary issues, next time I go I'll do what I said. Do not jerk off for a while otherwise you will not get hard and come out of there feeling embarrassed.

3) Thinking about not going with a hot young foid for the first time, because the pressure and the inexperience might ruin it. Instead taking a more experienced, a bit older woman, who might have some experience dealing with cases like me and be a bit flattered at being chosen as someone's first after her prime. Also cheaper probably.

4) Anyone got a clue how easy/hard it is to get infected with oral herpes? Do you only get infected during an outbreak or is it always a possibility? Would like to kiss her but worried about that.

Don't know where you are but if you go to a reputable brothel then its unlikely, they're forced to get regular checkups to the point that you're more likely to get one from fucking a random foid than a hooker. I would avoid kissing though, many don't allow it too and if they do only lips no tongue.

 

[lifefuel]

I'm personally against it

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

I'm personally against it

noted, will be added to the vote tally

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

I wouldn't do it on the first time, see how you go in that one and depending on that make your decision on whether to bring pills. Some people can easily get erect whereas others would be scared shitless and would need pills, masturbation with a death grip due to loneliness is underestimated to how much sensitivity loss it can have too. Luckily by waiting a few weeks most of the effects can be reversed if you do happen to fall into that situation.

Absolutely do not fap for AT LEAST A WEEK before you go. I thought the same as you, I thought that I'll coom too early so I'll jerk off right before. Nope, what happened was it killed my erection and paired with the natural high inhibition going for the first time I was not able to get hard at all, the foid told me to just relax but it wasn't happening, I haven't returned to a brothel since but that's because of monetary issues, next time I go I'll do what I said. Do not jerk off for a while otherwise you will not get hard and come out of there feeling embarrassed.

Don't know where you are but if you go to a reputable brothel then its unlikely, they're forced to get regular checkups to the point that you're more likely to get one from fucking a random foid than a hooker. I would avoid kissing though, many don't allow it too and if they do only lips no tongue.

Thank you for the tips. Might be close to a new nofap record if I manage an entire week

I'm not sure where I will go yet, there is only one borthel around and it seems low quality, there are a bunch of sites online where independent random foids make a bit of extra cash, and there are some more places a bit further away. I'm gonna try looking for some rating sites and get an impression of how trustworthy those seem, then maybe pay the brothel a visit and see how the place seems from the inside / how the girls look up close.

 

[fastnbulbous]

Normie problems

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

Normie problems

It's funny because I might be the least normie-like person on this site after @Intellau_Celistic. You mean anyone trying to overcome their inhibitions can't possibly really be an outsider? What a joke.

 

[Veniamin Pupunin]

Escort for chads only

 

[Veniamin Pupunin]

5) toilet will reject you because too ugly

Based. This

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

not personally an escortcel here's some common sense tips:

- dont expect romantic affection, it's just a transaction of money for sex. your lizard brain may try to trick you here
- have the mentality that you might be robbed. bring nothing expensive with you and only enough cash to pay the foid (maybe 10 euros extra for kebap)
- bring a condom and whatever else u need. dont expect them to have gear tailored to your stats
- smoke some weed or have a bier beforehand, it will help u relax and enjoy it more
- shower before and after, for obvious reasons. dont wanna smell like fesikh do u
- try not to sperg out. play it natural and try to be low inhib, foids can smell weakeness

thank you. yeah, I'm conflicted on going hard on weed but I kind of want my first time to be sober. will have to see.