A few weeks ago I got a UTI (urinary tract infection), so my piss has had a super strong smell which fucks up my room. Well, today my mom noticed the smell when she went into my room and she started bitching at me and saying it must be because I don't clean my room(Despite the fact that I told her about the UTI like 3 times), I tried to explain it to her again but she just acted like I was making excuses. The noise brought my dad over and when I tried to tell him what was going on he basically called me stupid and delusional for thinking I had an infection, despite me having almost all the symptoms. They made me clean up my stuff(though it had no impact on the smell) and now they're still angry at me, so I have developed a plan to strike back
From now on, I'm gonna stop using my bathroom entirely and exclusively piss in their bathroom. I'll occasionally miss the toilet and hit the ground too in order to trap odors in the floor for years to come. I'll also piss in their shower whenever I use it, and I may try to incorporate foods like onion, garlic, and asparagus into my diet to truly maximize the stench
Every time they try to take a shit or brush their teeth they'll be hit with my toxic fumes. They'll either have to admit I was right all along, or suffer my piss for etERnity
From now on, I'm gonna stop using my bathroom entirely and exclusively piss in their bathroom. I'll occasionally miss the toilet and hit the ground too in order to trap odors in the floor for years to come. I'll also piss in their shower whenever I use it, and I may try to incorporate foods like onion, garlic, and asparagus into my diet to truly maximize the stench
Every time they try to take a shit or brush their teeth they'll be hit with my toxic fumes. They'll either have to admit I was right all along, or suffer my piss for etERnity
