Pigeoncel

[fullofchagrin]

There's this one pigeon (maybe it's multiple pigeons, idk) that comes on my balcony every day and makes sex noises, he's been doing this for months yet I've never seen him get laid. It's crazy how we live such different lives yet we are similar in a way, I would vibe with my pigeonbro if he didn't clutter my balcony with poop

 

[Nigger Burger]

how do these sex noises sound like? are you sure he's not just sperging out

 

[fullofchagrin]

how do these sex noises sound like? are you sure he's not just sperging out

He's cooing, pigeons do that when they're in heat, am I wrong?

 

[Obanchito]

@Acorn thoughts?