LifeFuel Petitioning Dignitas to put male inceldom/male depression on their suicideworthy list

[FACEandLMS]

I might make this a kickstarter or whatever if I get time.

Is anyone down to right SENSIBLE emails to Dignitas on why male inceldom and depression should be put on their suicideworthy list? No memeing. No autistic shit. Just honest, heartfelt descriptions on why you don't want to be here and why it is not just a passing phase.

I am unsure of whether we should mention "incel" in our emails to them. Maybe we should call ourselves FA or TFL to avoid stigma.

Spoiler: offtangent

I can't really take much more of life. I feel like a prisoner. I am barely functioning. I literally wake up almost in tears, tired as fuck. Sling myself in the shower. Rush to get dressed and leave for work. Stressed and late I get to work. Can just about focus. Go to the gym. Lift what a 17 yo girl can. Get home tired as fuck and unable to get anything done. Pass out if I drink or unable to sleep if sober. Then it starts over again.

If you think inceldom is bad, workceldom is TORTURE. And what for? So I can die alone and get eaten by maggots? Why can't I die now? If you had my looks and age, you wouldn't be able to hold down a job, you wouldn't bother with the gym, you wouldn't waste time/cope/hope on surgery, you wouldn't bother running a youtube channel, you wouldn't bother running Tinder experiments and documenting it for videos -- cuz I can just about do it. I can barely answer emails I get cuz when I get home, I can't be bothered to do anything anymore. I am tired all day and tired of this life.

I remember when I used to go on Depression websites. I would read: "I'm so depressed. My life is a mess. I have no-one in my life. I even push my boyfriend away...". This website is all I have at the moment.

The Cost of Dying Overseas

The cost of an assisted death in Switzerland is, for many, prohibitively expensive. Based on our calculations it costs anywhere between £6,500 to over £15,000 to have an assisted death in Zurich, where Dignitas is based.

The average cost for those interviewed was approximately £10,000.

Some costs might be surprising. For example, many interviewees booked a return ticket for the dying person, to ensure they knew they had the option to change their minds if they wanted to and to reduce the chance of suspicion by authorities.

The cost of obtaining an assisted death in Switzerland denies the option to the majority of people in the UK.

Oh fuck.

Looks like we're stuck here. It would be cheaper to get a black-market gun.

 

[SATANIST]

what is this thread even about

 

[FortunateMilkman]

JFL at yuropoors. I could drive a few hours to nevada, rent a gun for the range, drive out to the mountains, and blow my brains out before the day ended.

 

[Semicel]

Why the fuck is it so expensive to get yourself killed? And where can I apply to be a professional mercenary?

 

[whogivesafucc]

"I'm so depressed. My life is a mess. I have no-one in my life. I even push my boyfriend away...".

lolz socialanxietyforum in a nutshell, total ragefuel.

also just lol at suicide costing that much

for 10k you can get a couple plastic surgeries

JFL at yuropoors. I could drive a few hours to nevada, rent a gun for the range, drive out to the mountains, and blow my brains out before the day ended.

then do it and stop posting?

i dont get this, if i had such an option you wouldnt see me again

 

[FortunateMilkman]

"I'm so depressed. My life is a mess. I have no-one in my life. I even push my boyfriend away...".

lolz socialanxietyforum in a nutshell, total ragefuel.

also just lol at suicide costing that much

for 10k you can get a couple plastic surgeries



then do it and stop posting?

i dont get this, if i had such an option you wouldnt see me again

I can't drive and I'm giving life until I'm like 25 (unless something seriously terrible happens like homelessness or death of one of my brothers) before I kill myself, which I think is more than enough.

 

[whogivesafucc]

I can't drive and I'm giving life until I'm like 25 (unless something seriously terrible happens like homelessness or death of one of my brothers) before I kill myself, which I think is more than enough.

understandable

wish you luck mate

 

[Miro Chad]

You can soduko in Belgium because of depression I think.

 

[Deleted member 1252]

This is a good idea. In fact being a sub-8 man should be reason enough.

JFL at yuropoors. I could drive a few hours to nevada, rent a gun for the range, drive out to the mountains, and blow my brains out before the day ended.

How the fuck do you americancels not shoot yourselves by the age of 22?

 

[_incelinside]

Post this on braincels and reddit forever alone too to get better numbers

 

[masterwizard]

You are better off just making your own helium gas kit, ordering the parts off amazon for <£50. Asphyxiation is apparently a very euphoric way to go. You feel a pleasant happy inebriated high, then you go unconscious.

But I hope you don't end yourself OP, you are an incel disciple spreading blackpill sermons to the masses.

Also tagging this post as lifefuel is morbid but kekworthy.