Blackpill Peter Crouch - "What would you be if you weren't a professional footballer?"

[Nordicel94]

Legendary English footballer Peter Crouch was asked this in an interview and his reply was: "a virgin". But get this, he's 6'7.

It's over, even for for lankcels.

 

[Lizard King]

 

[PureImagination]

He would be a fakecel if anything

 

[edgelordcel]

Break his legs

 

[KING NOTHING]

This nigger scored bicycle kicks like nobody's business. Actually insane at that height.

 

[Ubermenschvirtues]

Height won’t help you if you look like an orc.