people in hotel room over are having sex

[gstvtrp]

fuck this fucking hell we live in.

 

[PessimisticFailure]

I'm pretty sure I heard two friends of mine that were in a relationship fucking when I was at a sleepover once. It was one of their birthdays, I guess one of the presents was SOMETHING I'M NEVER FUCKING GETTING. Fuck this life.

 

[Weed]

Climb over to them and say "hellooo can I join? :3"

 

[nausea]

what is your level of rage, OP?

 

[Blackpill101]

Even "cute" 13 year old men have a higher chance of fucking than incels.

 

[Prince Of Dankness]

Get your gun

Go ER

 

[A Good Friend]

sorry, we'll keep it down

 

[Melinda]

Knock on their door and ask the woman why she's cheating on you. That should stop them. Maybe they'll even break up.

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Can confirm. Im the man in the next room fucking a femoid. Want us to fuck louder OP?

 

[Abomination]

You should shit and smear it on their door

 

[Deleted member 236]

Call and make a complaint.

 

[Deleted member 2299]

Women will spread their legs for looks, wealth or transportation/accommodation

 

[towncel]

I'm pretty sure I heard two friends of mine that were in a relationship fucking when I was at a sleepover once.  It was one of their birthdays, I guess one of the presents was SOMETHING I'M NEVER FUCKING GETTING.  Fuck this life.

Sounds like all they needed to do is pull out their dicks to get it, no cumming too quickly, no rejection, nothing... just the easiest sex ever because they won the genetic lottery

 

[Deleted member 306]

The girl next door was fucking in the morning. Ugly bitch and noisy too. I need thicker walls.

 

[dr-problematic]

why r u in the hotel anyway

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Go SP on them.

 

[KV3]

Knock on their door and ask the woman why she's cheating on you. That should stop them. Maybe they'll even break up.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This is actually genius

 

[Oodar]

This doesn't bother me unless I see the couple first and the woman is GL. It happened to me in an apartment once and it was torture because the Stacey was a solid 8.

In the few other cases, just background noise because the couple was ugly or didn't see them and assumed ugly.

 

[blackpill_incel]

Climb over to them and say "hellooo can I join? :3"

Ugly people who do this are arrested or beat up

 

[gstvtrp]

Knock on their door and ask the woman why she's cheating on you. That should stop them. Maybe they'll even break up.

Maybe say it to the guy instead.