Venting Parents got me an interview for a finance internship

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My parents got me a interview with a friend who works at a massive NYC (((hedge fund))) for a finance internship but I am a socially isolated Incel and don’t really know how to interview and all the other interviews I had for college or internships I failed terribly and couldn’t answer basic questions
Since my parents are investing with this firm, I will probably get the internship, so any jobcels or financecels have any advice for me?
If I get a job in finance I will try to steal all you goys money

 

[vermilion]

Welcome back. I'm unemployed, but in my point of view the first step in your case is to perform some research on the field you're going to work in so you have what's required to pass the interview, no?

 

[shii410]

Tbh wats the point of getting joblo and shit if your parents spend $10000 for you to go on ski vacation. I would just NEET

 

[faded]

Welcome back. I'm unemployed, but in my point of view the first step in your case is to perform some research on the field you're going to work in so you have what's required to pass the interview, no?

Only know the name of the company and the guy I’ll be working for. I’m an economics major in college.

 

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Tbh wats the point of getting joblo and shit if your parents spend $10000 for you to go on ski vacation. I would just NEET

They are forcing me. Need me to be a productive member of soyciety to show off to their rich Jew friends and relatives

 

[SoloAlex]

Next stock market crash ahead with this retard

 

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Next stock market crash ahead with this retard

 

[bannmull]

If ur econ major you'll prolly be fine, just some finance terms you probably will need to get acquainted with first, do you play in the stockmarket urself? if not then investopedia is a nice resource. Ur prolly just gonna be an analyst doing excel and powerpoints with all ur time, shouldn't be too hard just lots of number crunching and slide making lol, it'd be nice of you to send us some juicy DD so we can piggyback off the fund's plays.

 

[faded]

If ur econ major you'll prolly be fine, just some finance terms you probably will need to get acquainted with first, do you play in the stockmarket urself? if not then investopedia is a nice resource. Ur prolly just gonna be an analyst doing excel and powerpoints with all ur time, shouldn't be too hard just lots of number crunching and slide making lol, it'd be nice of you to send us some juicy DD so we can piggyback off the fund's plays.

No, I am not good with the stock market but excellent with crypto. I am getting 20% APY on my stablecoins right now. I’m good with numbers though and took a few finance classes, but it might not be enough . Maybe I will give good picks, maybe I will send the opposite

 

[bannmull]

lmao if you know how to play crypto and yield farming you are completely set with ur new job, its basically the same shit just traditional setting, your interview should go well you'll def be able to answer anything technical. Send some stock info so i can stop wageslaving pls

 

[faded]

lmao if you know how to play crypto and yield farming you are completely set with ur new job, its basically the same shit just traditional setting, your interview should go well you'll def be able to answer anything technical. Send some stock info so i can stop wageslaving pls

Yeah, I am earning 16k a year from DeFi farming with the Anchor Protocol from money leechmaxxed off my parents. I’m just rusty with the stock market terms. The interview is by phone first so I don’t really know what to expect. If you help me I’ll send good info I hear to you.

 

[bannmull]

can do, anything to moneymax

 

[kaan]

A jew reluctant to work in high finance isn't possible. Just not the way theyre wired. Admit it. You're excited about this new job and this post is a humble brag.

 

[vermilion]

A jew reluctant to work in high finance isn't possible. Just not the way theyre wired. Admit it. You're excited about this new job and this post is a humble brag.

He's fond of the porn industry and the idea of abandoning it for some other career makes him sad.

 

[Bedford Stye]

Welcome back. I'm unemployed, but in my point of view the first step in your case is to perform some research on the field you're going to work in so you have what's required to pass the interview, no?

Best plan is to forget that interview.

Day trade at home

 

[nightbane]

Honestly you should just relax and know that you're getting hooked up since its a family friend. If you over think it you'll get nervous and blank out and sound retarded. My advice is to think how to answer generic questions like Tell me about yourself, what are your strengths or weaknesses, tell me about a time you did x and how you resolved it. Technical/financial questions will be basic and you shouldnt worry too much about it since its just an internship, you can also talk about your personal experiences with investing and crypto. Just dress up nicely and try to sound confident, that's all. You'll get the job man don't worry about it.

 

[Nihilistic Lowlife]

My parents got me a interview with a friend who works at a massive NYC (((hedge fund))) for a finance internship but I am a socially isolated Incel and don’t really know how to interview and all the other interviews I had for college or internships I failed terribly and couldn’t answer basic questions
Since my parents are investing with this firm, I will probably get the internship, so any jobcels or financecels have any advice for me?
If I get a job in finance I will try to steal all you goys money

I dont understand i see a lot of post about you it's seem you rich fuck escort and co why are you on this forum and not on a fkn yatch at Monaco with escort twerking on your subhuman cock ? there is something im missing you cant be incel if you jew (assuming that you are Jewish) or with jew friends you can't lose in life.

 

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I dont understand i see a lot of post about you it's seem you rich fuck escort and co why are you on this forum and not on a fkn yatch at Monaco with escort twerking on your subhuman cock ? there is something im missing you cant be incel if you jew (assuming that you are Jewish) or with jew friends you can't lose in life.

I’m not a billionaire. And I have fucked only 14 escorts. My family only gave me 100k and doesn’t give me any more money . They expect me to job maxx like they did and work in corporate leadership positions as An incel

 

[faded]

Honestly you should just relax and know that you're getting hooked up since its a family friend. If you over think it you'll get nervous and blank out and sound retarded. My advice is to think how to answer generic questions like Tell me about yourself, what are your strengths or weaknesses, tell me about a time you did x and how you resolved it. Technical/financial questions will be basic and you shouldnt worry too much about it since its just an internship, you can also talk about your personal experiences with investing and crypto. Just dress up nicely and try to sound confident, that's all. You'll get the job man don't worry about it.

It’s on the phone first. What is a good strength and weakness, I always mess up those personality bs questions.

 

[nightbane]

It’s on the phone first. What is a good strength and weakness, I always mess up those personality bs questions.

A good strength would be a skill relevant to this job so maybe analytical skills and interpersonal skills, but for a weakness you might want to put it in a way where its not really a weakness like something you overcame and transformed into a strength so maybe something like overanalyzing things which leads to analysis paralysis but you overcome it by taking a step back and using a holistic approach and trusting your instincts and making quicker but smaller choices quickly. Its really up to you what you want to put as a weakness but just sound like you're confident about mitigating it. And if its a phone interview then write a lot of stuff down so you can draw on it if you get stuck. Good luck man.

 

[Deleted member 41587]

Imagine getting flexed on on an incel board.

Most of us are either NEETS or wageslaves so keep it to yourself, Shlomo.

 

[Linesnap99]

you just got the deal of a lifetime, unlimited escort pussy money

 

[ilieknothing]

I work in finance, in interviews you just have to pretend you know things.

I wish I got internships, I had to start in very shit menial positions and work my way up. You are lucky brocel

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

My parents got me a interview with a friend who works at a massive NYC (((hedge fund))) for a finance internship but I am a socially isolated Incel and don’t really know how to interview and all the other interviews I had for college or internships I failed terribly and couldn’t answer basic questions
Since my parents are investing with this firm, I will probably get the internship, so any jobcels or financecels have any advice for me?
If I get a job in finance I will try to steal all you goys money

Nepotism max. There is no advice needed, you already won.