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Serious painless ways to off yourself

PleaseDontWakeMe

PleaseDontWakeMe

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I'm going to try looksmaxing, then trying to integrate socially again. Then I will try escortceling. If that doesn't give me enough cope then I'm pretty sure it will be time to check out. There's not much I want to do besides finish some animes, and travel. But what's the point of travelling when you're not going to be accepted by people. Anyways I had my 2nd failed suicide attempt a few days ago. I tried to OD on meds. It just gave me diarrhoea and a bunch of side efforts like tremors and numb mouth.
 
lostallhope.com
 
buy a gas shower close all the windows, vents, keyholes, any place that the gas can leave and the air enter, take a very long bath, if you start to feel sleepy get out of the shower, leave the shower without closing the register, lay down and take a nap, your last nap.
 
buy a gas shower close all the windows, vents, keyholes, any place that the gas can leave and the air enter, take a very long bath, if you start to feel sleepy get out of the shower, leave the shower without closing the register, lay down and take a nap, your last nap.
Your avatar is beginning to look cute
 
Safe up all your money and go to Belgium or Switzerland for euthanasia
 
If you're serious about killing yourself, please livestream it.
 
buy a gas shower close all the windows, vents, keyholes, any place that the gas can leave and the air enter, take a very long bath, if you start to feel sleepy get out of the shower, leave the shower without closing the register, lay down and take a nap, your last nap.
this tbh
 
Just hang yourself
 
How will you try to looksmax? I suggest surgeries and then traveling to Thailand, you gonna like it.
 
The allmighty rope
 
get a tank of argon and breathe it in until you asphyxiate
any noble gas will work but i'm just going to assume argon is the easiest to find and least expensive
 
jump off a building
 
get a tank of argon and breathe it in until you asphyxiate
any noble gas will work but i'm just going to assume argon is the easiest to find and least expensive
budget suicide
 
That one drug they use in assisted suicide seems relatively painless
 
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Get a cop to shoot you, if you don't have a gun.
 
Get a cop to shoot you, if you don't have a gun.

Would hate to have a failed attempt like this then lose my assginity to a tyrone in prison
 
heroin and/or fentanyl
 
Smoke DMT. You'll come back to life though
 
you need the money to buy tickets to get into heaven
heaven is actually very similar to an amusement park
Only good-looking people get into heaven. Ugly people become gargoyles in hell.
 
Only good-looking people get into heaven. Ugly people become gargoyles in hell.
forget everything i said about saving for an entry ticket, then. buy the most expensive gas available.
 

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