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Alone75

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Now I was called and I might have gonorrhoea and chlamydia. I have to go to a clinic and be retested. Fucking typical! :feelsclown:
 
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DespressedCurryCel1

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At least you will be at peace if you die from it :feelsaww:
 
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sorry mate
can't relate
i only masturbate
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Brutal. You should’ve done it in Germany where prostitution is legal and way more professional than elsewhere, kek
 
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Now I was called and I might have gonorrhoea and chlamydia. I have to go to a clinic and be retested. Fucking typical! :feelsclown:
It's treatable with antibiotics
 
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sorry mate
can't relate
i only masturbate
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I replaced whores with jacking off, the feeling of pleasure is kinda the same with whores
 
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you took acceptable risk to solve a problem not your making . not your fault. dont regret what you could not have known
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Alone75

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you took acceptable risk to solve a problem not your making . not your fault. dont regret what you could not have known
:feelsaww:

It didn't really solve anything and gave me more problems [I paid good money to have sex, couldn't even cum and the experience was shitty - plus I've probably got an STD - awesome! :feelsclown:]
 
IncelKing

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sorry mate
can't relate
i only masturbate
:dab:

This slogan should be repeated continuously until incels get it in their heads that masturbating achieves the same purpose as sex (orgasm), without losing big amounts of money in the long term (due to the high cost of sex). Sex has never provided me with any additional satisfaction to masturbation, it felt the same to me. I don’t desire it that strongly anymore and I think spending money on escorts is a waste of money. I learnt this lesson after spending thousands of dollars on escorts over the course of 100+ sessions throughout the last 2 years (I went weekly on average).

I’d rather have missed out on those sub-par experiences, masturbated for free, and Saved that money so I could’ve bought a decent car. I’ll start saving properly now, but escortcelling made me lose 2 years of my life (in terms of financial progress), which was not worth the “entertainment” I got from escort sessions (which was minimal).
 
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Why didn’t you wear protection?
 
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I mean, if you ask me...


kinda based.
 
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How did the foid that you fucked looked like? How was she dressed?
 
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Sorry bro, i know the pain. It's a miserable experience. Double so because you know it's the best you can get
 
Alone75

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Interesting. We’re you dateless KHHV prior to this?

Yes, though I had 2 failed dates and a drunk kiss years before. But nothing involving sex organs and their fluids.
 
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This slogan should be repeated continuously until incels get it in their heads that masturbating achieves the same purpose as sex (orgasm), without losing big amounts of money in the long term (due to the high cost of sex). Sex has never provided me with any additional satisfaction to masturbation, it felt the same to me. I don’t desire it that strongly anymore and I think spending money on escorts is a waste of money. I learnt this lesson after spending thousands of dollars on escorts over the course of 100+ sessions throughout the last 2 years (I went weekly on average).

I’d rather have missed out on those sub-par experiences, masturbated for free, and Saved that money so I could’ve bought a decent car. I’ll start saving properly now, but escortcelling made me lose 2 years of my life (in terms of financial progress), which was not worth the “entertainment” I got from escort sessions (which was minimal).
When I received handjob from masseuse, it was far more intense and pleasurable than sensation from masturbation.
 
AnotherInsertCel

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First try.
You got great luck.
God has blessed you.

:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
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When I received handjob from masseuse, it was far more intense and pleasurable than sensation from masturbation.

Only in your mind (that extra pleasure you think you experienced was an illusion).

Your body couldn’t tell the difference between her hand and your hand. All that matters is what the body feels, only physical fulfilment is real, mental fulfilment is illusion
 
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It didn't really solve anything and gave me more problems [I paid good money to have sex, couldn't even cum and the experience was shitty - plus I've probably got an STD - awesome! :feelsclown:]
Did you do it without a condom? How'd you get a STD otherwise?
 
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Nah nvm I’m not gonna say that you were probably KHHV dateless for a longer time than me tbh.

It's been 31 years since I've been legal age for sex, so I think you're right.
 
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Only in your mind (that extra pleasure you think you experienced was an illusion).

Your body couldn’t tell the difference between her hand and your hand. All that matters is what the body feels, only physical fulfilment is real, mental fulfilment is illusion
It wasn't an illusion. My body reacted strongly.
 
IncelKing

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It wasn't an illusion. My body reacted strongly.

Orgasm is orgasm dude, whether it comes from your hand or a woman’s body. Same feeling, 2 different sources.
 
IncelKing

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It's been 31 years since I've been legal age for sex, so I think you're right.

No idea how you survived this long as a virgin, why didn’t you lose your virginity soonER? You only have yourself to blame for robbing yourself of experiencing sex for all those years.
 
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i'M 26 KHHV, ugly and short will never lose virginity without paying, my plan to get a gf is before turning 30 but chances are 1 in 100,000 and that's being nice
 
Defetivecuckachu

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Murphy's Law:
Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

O'Sullivan's Law:
Murphy was an optimist.
 
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It's been 31 years since I've been legal age for sex, so I think you're right.
Wow, you must be in the running for Granddad of the forum, especially since @Emba exited and @FrothySolutions is too cool to post here much anymore.

I lost my v to a hooker in my late 20s, I'm glad I did it, it means I'm not wondering what it feels like, or whether I'd be capable of putting it in without exploding all over myself before she's even pulled her knickers down. And I was very lucky to have had a great experience with hookers who seemed to understand the situation and were very good about it. But there are definitely diminishing returns to continuing to do it, after a while it just starts to seem like a complex and very expensive form of masturbation.
 
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This is why you don't pay for it. It's not a real business and never can be.
 
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Fortunately for you, those are very much curable. What I'm afraid of is the herp and HIV.
 
osman27

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I turned 18 2-3 weeks ago
If you look at the person user you’ll realise they where born in 1975 somewhere in middle England. Brutal. He was 18 in 1993 and still couldn’t ascend.
 
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i'M 26 KHHV, ugly and short will never lose virginity without paying, my plan to get a gf is before turning 30 but chances are 1 in 100,000 and that's being nice
I turned 30 yesterday. :blackpill:
 
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@osman27 @Orzmund happy birthday boyos
 
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This slogan should be repeated continuously until incels get it in their heads that masturbating achieves the same purpose as sex (orgasm), without losing big amounts of money in the long term (due to the high cost of sex). Sex has never provided me with any additional satisfaction to masturbation, it felt the same to me. I don’t desire it that strongly anymore and I think spending money on escorts is a waste of money. I learnt this lesson after spending thousands of dollars on escorts over the course of 100+ sessions throughout the last 2 years (I went weekly on average).

I’d rather have missed out on those sub-par experiences, masturbated for free, and Saved that money so I could’ve bought a decent car. I’ll start saving properly now, but escortcelling made me lose 2 years of my life (in terms of financial progress), which was not worth the “entertainment” I got from escort sessions (which was minimal).
Ya but dont you feel validated? I mean atleast you know what sex is like so you can get it out of your system
 
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why would you not use protection with a whore lol
 
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If you look at the person user you’ll realise they where born in 1975 somewhere in middle England. Brutal. He was 18 in 1993 and still couldn’t ascend.
Even sadder is even he’s still 12-14 years younger than @Emba he was around in the 70s still not able to ascend
 

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