Overwatch waifu tier list

[Spooky_Heejin]

S-Tier: Mei, Juno, Brigitte, and DVA are top tier waifu's. They're feminine, not masculine at all, have cute voices, are upbeat, are kind, and pretty. Perfect waifu's without a doubt.

A-Tier: They're good waifu's but not my type.

B Tier: Kiriko would be S-tier if she behaved like her cinematic in game. Ana would be A-Tier if she was younger.

C Tier: Symmetra is autistic but she's probably ok to be around.

D Tier: They're all too masculine and would not make good wives. Sojourn is basically a guy mentally but qualifies as a female based on a technicality because she has a vagina. There's nothing attractive about her except the fact they make her skins show her big butt.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

@BasedGoyslopReviews

 

[minimaltz]

I'd put symmetra on bottom D tier just for the fact that she's a pajeeta, aside from that the tierlist is perfect.

 

[FuckYou]

Sombra annoys the shit out of me.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I'd put symmetra on bottom D tier just for the fact that she's a pajeeta, aside from that the tierlist is perfect.

I have a thing for brown foids for some dumb ass reason so I can look past it.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Sombra annoys the shit out of me.

Her personality or her gameplay?

 

[Kan>Foids]

Seeing Mei in S-tier is perfection. Perfect combo of cute and sexy. Agree that the bottom tier (except Widow) shouldn't even be called waifus they're so fucking hideous.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Seeing Mei in S-tier is perfection. Perfect combo of cute and sexy. Agree that the bottom tier (except Widow) shouldn't even be called waifus they're so fucking hideous.

Once I started thinking about it I think Widow should be in B tier. She's actually really feminine when she isn't doing her deep voice to sound cool. As a waifu I think she's decent.

Agreed the others aren't too attractive.

 

[Kan>Foids]

Once I started thinking about it I think Widow should be in B tier. She's actually really feminine when she isn't doing her deep voice to sound cool. As a waifu I think she's decent.

Agreed the others aren't too attractive.

I don't follow Overwatch but it seems like Blizzard was forced to add more sexy/cute waifus in the game after Marvel: Rivals blew them the fuck out of the water since none of their female characters looked like mutant trannies unlike a few of the OW heroes.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I don't follow Overwatch but it seems like Blizzard was forced to add more sexy/cute waifus in the game after Marvel: Rivals blew them the fuck out of the water since none of their female characters looked like mutant trannies unlike a few of the OW heroes.

That's what they've been doing. I don't trust it yet, they could come out soon and make more ugly freaks like Venture soon.

The new Mei mythic skin that I'm excited for shows off a large amount of her boobs. Domina also has really good boobs too.

 

[FuckYou]

Her personality or her gameplay?

Both.

 

[St3v3Cel]

Both.

Apogandolas useless

 

[Wither]

Widowmaker d tier lol just say ure gay

And u put the literal fucking fridge as top of S

 

[St3v3Cel]

My list:

S-Tier: Tracer and Mercy. Tracer has always been my favourite.

A-Tier: Brigitte.

B-Tier: Sombra.

C-Tier: Widowmaker.

D-Tier: The rest of them. The mass appeal of D.Va and Mei has always dumbfounded me. There is no Overwatch whore I outright hate though.

 

[BeanChud88]

Widow to me has always been the hottest

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Widowmaker d tier lol just say ure gay

And u put the literal fucking fridge as top of S

Hey, fucking dumbass. This has nothing to do with attractiveness but in terms of waifu personality. Don't go around calling people gay on here. In terms of looks, she's A-tier without a doubt.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Apogandolas useless

It always sounded like she says "propaganda is useless" when she ults.

My list:

S-Tier: Tracer and Mercy. Tracer has always been my favourite.

A-Tier: Brigitte.

B-Tier: Sombra.

C-Tier: Widowmaker.

D-Tier: The rest of them. The mass appeal of D.Va and Mei has always dumbfounded me. There is no Overwatch whore I outright hate though.

Understandable list however I disagree with D.Va and Mei being in D tier. They're very kind and feminine which is why I put them in S-tier.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Both.

People who play Sombra deserve to be curbstomped to be honest.

 

[Wither]

Hey, fucking dumbass. This has nothing to do with attractiveness but in terms of waifu personality. Don't go around calling people gay on here. In terms of looks, she's A-tier without a doubt.

so personality matters now? Lmfao

 

[Wither]

Hey, fucking dumbass. This has nothing to do with attractiveness but in terms of waifu personality. Don't go around calling people gay on here. In terms of looks, she's A-tier without a doubt.

Fucking dumbass

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I'm a stupid nigger.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

so personality matters now? Lmfao

Would you rather be with a foid that acts like a man or a cutesy anime foid? Obviously second one doesn't exist but this post is about the male waifu fantasy.

 

[Wither]

Would you rather be with a foid that acts like a man or a cutesy anime foid? Obviously second one doesn't exist but this post is about the male waifu fantasy.

idgaf ill discipline that whore

 

[The Death Devil]

I don't understand why you two are beefing over this. Just admit you're both homosexuals for putting anyone but Mercy in S-tier. I'd go Rape of Berlin on that German ass ten times over.

 

[hunter x atomics]

the idea of making tracer hot always makes her an s tier

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I'm a stupid gay nigger

 

[The Death Devil]

I didn't say that hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I didn't say that hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Stop calling people gay, nigger.

 

[Lonelyus]

Ultimate waifu

 

[St3v3Cel]

Understandable list however I disagree with D.Va and Mei being in D tier. They're very kind and feminine which is why I put them in S-tier.

Not hating on D.Va, Mei or anyone else. My list just reflects my personal taste, not trying to be objective. It would be volcel to pass up on any Overwatch girl, even Zarya JFL. The thing which confuses me about D.Va and Mei being some of the most popular girls, if not the most popular, is that they are asian. It's as if every guy has caught yellow fever when it comes to Overwatch specifically. But maybe it is because they are so feminine, like you say. I've noticed that tallfags generally like D.Va and Mei as well. Men who like height differences just like foids do are also odd to me. Personally I would prefer a foid who is the same height as me.

 

[sewER dwellER]

Mei mogs

 

[St3v3Cel]

Not hating on D.Va, Mei or anyone else. My list just reflects my personal taste, not trying to be objective. It would be volcel to pass up on any Overwatch girl, even Zarya JFL. The thing which confuses me about D.Va and Mei being some of the most popular girls, if not the most popular, is that they are asian. It's as if every guy has caught yellow fever when it comes to Overwatch specifically. But maybe it is because they are so feminine, like you say. I've noticed that tallfags generally like D.Va and Mei as well. Men who like height differences just like foids do are also odd to me. Personally I would prefer a foid who is the same height as me.

@Spooky_Heejin also realising now that there are many female heroes you excluded from your list. Why is that?

 

[Grodd]

DVA, Brig and Mercy most fuckable

 

[VλREN]

I never cared for overwatch

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Not hating on D.Va, Mei or anyone else. My list just reflects my personal taste, not trying to be objective.

Sorry if I came off defensive or rude. If you scroll up you'll see I had people calling me gay just because I didn't agree with them.

@Spooky_Heejin also realising now that there are many female heroes you excluded from your list. Why is that?

Excluded venture because she's some non-binary freak. I don't think it's volcel to refuse to date that thing. The list didn't have the new foid hero's like Anran and Domina. I'd probably put Anran in B or A tier and Domina in C-tier.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I never cared for overwatch

You like Ciri and the girl from Resident Evil. That's understandable.

 

[St3v3Cel]

Sorry if I came off defensive or rude. If you scroll up you'll see I had people calling me gay just because I didn't agree with them.

That is fair. It is absurd that people can be so toxic over waifus. It's supposed to be fun. I didn't take offense to your response, I am realising now that I misunderstood how you ranked the characters on your list. I only took a glance at it, I didn't realise that it was about personalities. If I based mine on personalities it would probably have ended up very similar to yours, you made a good list. The list I made is simply the heroes in order of how much I like them.

Excluded venture because she's some non-binary freak. I don't think it's volcel to refuse to date that thing. The list didn't have the new foid hero's like Anran and Domina. I'd probably put Anran in B or A tier and Domina in C-tier.

That's understandable.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Ultimate waifu

Based.

That is fair. It is absurd that people can be so toxic over waifus. It's supposed to be fun. I didn't take offense to your response, I am realising now that I misunderstood how you ranked the characters on your list. I only took a glance at it, I didn't realise that it was about personalities. If I based mine on personalities it would probably have ended up very similar to yours, you made a good list. The list I made is simply the heroes in order of how much I like them.

Thank you, and I agree that it's supposed to be fun. If it was purely looks Widow would've been in A or S tier and Mei would've been in C or B. I know people say foids personalities don't matter but it does for me since I can't fantasize myself being with a foid that behaves ultra-masculine.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Mei mogs

Agreed.

 

[pls]

Overwatch was goated in 2018

 

[VλREN]

You like Ciri and the girl from Resident Evil. That's understandable.

Nigga wtf is Ciri

 

[xek000000kk]

It looks like 90% of the female characters in Overwatch are male...

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

The mass appeal of D.Va and Mei has always dumbfounded me.

I can explain. They're both male-gaze maxxed.

D.Va: Ambiguously neurodivergent girl who really likes video games and uses gamer lingo. Just about every guy who plays video games (IE the vast majority of young men these days) fantasizes about having a gamer girl gf.

Mei: Cute, slightly chubby girl with glasses. Not a stereotypical stacy, her face is really cute but the extra pudge and glasses makes her look "attainable".

They were very obviously specifically designed for maximum male-gaze appeal.

For what it's worth, If I were a teenager when overwatch came out I would have 100 percent fapped to Mei.

 

[St3v3Cel]

I can explain. They're both male-gaze maxxed.

D.Va: Ambiguously neurodivergent girl who really likes video games and uses gamer lingo. Just about every guy who plays video games (IE the vast majority of young men these days) fantasizes about having a gamer girl gf.

Mei: Cute, slightly chubby girl with glasses. Not a stereotypical stacy, her face is really cute but the extra pudge and glasses makes her look "attainable".

They were very obviously specifically designed for maximum male-gaze appeal.

For what it's worth, If I were a teenager when overwatch came out I would have 100 percent fapped to Mei.

Haha I appreciate the subtle implication that I don't have the "male gaze". You give good reasons though. Gamer girls have never been my thing but you're right that their appeal to most young men is immense. Mei is the type of woman most men would love to have as a wife. She even seems attainable, at least to many like you say. I never saw any woman as attainable but that is a story for another day.

Did you have any waifus growing up?

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Nigga wtf is Ciri

Didn't you have the girl from the Witcher as your AVI for a while?

 

[VλREN]

Didn't you have the girl from the Witcher as your AVI for a while?

Might have been some else. I did have a gif of raven from twisted metal black as a AVI back in April/May of 2025

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

Did you have any waifus growing up?

Aerith from FFVII.

 

[St3v3Cel]

Aerith from FFVII.

Nice .

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Mei: Cute, slightly chubby girl with glasses. Not a stereotypical stacy, her face is really cute but the extra pudge and glasses makes her look "attainable".

True.

 

[Kan>Foids]

That's what they've been doing. I don't trust it yet, they could come out soon and make more ugly freaks like Venture soon.

The new Mei mythic skin that I'm excited for shows off a large amount of her boobs. Domina also has really good boobs too.

Jesus Christ, I just looked up Venture and holy shit dude. I thought Zarya was disgusting but Venture straight up looks it has extra or missing chromosomes.

Domina is pretty hot though and more Mei tits is always good.