LifeFuel Ordered myself a fleshlight

[FinnCel]

I hope I will get it for Valentine's day.
I believe it is much better cope than being drunk.

I will update this topic when I will get it

 

[Darth Cialis]

May it brighten your days.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

I want too see it in use

 

[bakadesu]

Should have weebmaxxed and bought an onahole tbh

 

[Sans]

Hello Cucktears. I'm sure you're mad that one of us may actually experience happiness.
I'm also sure you're mad that one of us is using a flashlight, which is "dehumanizing and sexualizing women" even though it's not a woman, it's simply a fleshlight - not to mention the fact that your incessant use of dildos is perfectly okay to you.
It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming.
On days like these, cucks like you...
Should be burning in hell.

May it brighten your days.

 

[FinnCel]

Hello Cucktears. I'm sure you're mad that one of us may actually experience happiness.
I'm also sure you're mad that one of us is using a flashlight, which is "dehumanizing and sexualizing women" even though it's not a woman, it's simply a fleshlight - not to mention the fact that your incessant use of dildos is perfectly okay to you.
It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming.
On days like these, cucks like you...
Should be burning in hell.

Why would they hate me for using a fleshlight? No woman wants to touch me so I take the second best thing.
Do they really hate us that much?

Should have weebmaxxed and bought an onahole tbh

Emmm. What is that exactly?

 

[Inceldo]

Read this as offered myself as a fleshlight

 

[Sans]

Why would they hate me for using a fleshlight? No woman wants to touch me so I take the second best thing.
Do they really hate us that much?


Emmm. What is that exactly?

I mean, they don't want us to be happy. Also, they think sex toys are degrading to women, even though:
1. they are not women, they are toys
2. their use of dildos, if they followed their own logic, would be reducing men to their penises, but of course that's okay because men are oppressed.

 

[FinnCel]

I mean, they don't want us to be happy. Also, they think sex toys are degrading to women, even though:
1. they are not women, they are toys
2. their use of dildos, if they followed their own logic, would be reducing men to their penises, but of course that's okay because men are oppressed.

Well, if fleshlights are women, then they are better than any human woman can be!
They:
-don't try to cheat on me
-don't make me pay for the date and then never contact me
-won't ever nag me for not being enough
-they will stay loyal to me and me only

 

[Sans]

Well, if fleshlights are women, then they are better than any human woman can be!
They:
-don't try to cheat on me
-don't make me pay for the date and then never contact me
-won't ever nag me for not being enough
-they will stay loyal to me and me only

Fucking genius.

 

[Deleted member 265]

https://incels.is/threads/just-ordered-a-fleshlight.90925/

I want too see it in use

 

[Indari]

which one? I have the go surge it's amazing. Want to get the turbo ignition next

 

[FinnCel]

which one? I have the go surge it's amazing. Want to get the turbo ignition next

Stoya Destroya

I don't watch porn that much, and I don't know much about her. I don't think she's that good looking but the reason I bought Stoya was because it was in number one in many of the top lists.

I hope if I ever meet a real woman, this doesn't affect my ability to enjoy my time with her.
I mean, can w fleshlight make your dick insensitive?

 

[Blacktarpill]

I want too see it in use

Thats a bit gay to be honest.
Are you into solo porn??

 

[FinnCel]

I want too see it in use

If there is enough demand, I will make a video

 

[Deleted member 15752]

If there is enough demand, I will make a video

Enough demand already bro.

Thats a bit gay to be honest.
Are you into solo porn??

Cope.

 

[FinnCel]

Enough demand already bro.

Not from just you, more people = bigger demand

 

[Kakarot]

Which one? I saw they make them modeled by pussies of pornstars.

 

[Templarcel421]

I want too see it in use

50% warning for gay posting

 

[Deleted member 15752]

50% warning for gay posting

Cope. That wouldnt make sense

 

[Sniffles]

Read this as offered myself as a fleshlight

Imagine offering yourself one and then accepting it.

 

[PotatoTomato]

Should have weebmaxxed and bought an onahole tbh

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Enjoy bro! I used to have one

 

[Indari]

Stoya Destroya

I don't watch porn that much, and I don't know much about her. I don't think she's that good looking but the reason I bought Stoya was because it was in number one in many of the top lists.

I hope if I ever meet a real woman, this doesn't affect my ability to enjoy my time with her.
I mean, can w fleshlight make your dick insensitive?

That one is good. I want that one eventually as well. People get fleshlights to avoid deathgrip

I want too see it in use

Go on pornhub

 

[Cleftcel]

Stoya Destroya

wouldn't a fleshlight modelled on a pornstars cunt be really big and loose?

 

[FlamingCel]

Should have weebmaxxed and bought an onahole tbh

 

[FinnCel]

wouldn't a fleshlight modelled on a pornstars cunt be really big and loose?

I'll update how it feels when I get it

 

[2340922]

I'll update how it feels when I get it

I would love to read that

 

[Insomniac]

I always misread this as flashlight.

 

[Indari]

wouldn't a fleshlight modelled on a pornstars cunt be really big and loose?

they have nothing to do with the pornstar it's just marketing

 

[Michael15651]

Good investment.

 

[michaelcerasheadgirth]

I always misread this as flashlight.

lmao, i used to misread it as fleshlite.

 

[Sniffles]

I always misread this as flashlight.

For this same reason when Apple came out with the iPad fleshlight I though it was flashlight at first. Until I watched the preview...

 

[Incellectual]

Why would they hate me for using a fleshlight? No woman wants to touch me so I take the second best thing.
Do they really hate us that much?

Foids get PISSED when men use fleshlights and sex dolls tbh. They hate us but still like when ugly males orbit them. Just look at how they shreek about sex dolls. If you use a pocket pussy they think you are cheating the system. They want us to be sex starved so we worship them. By getting a fleshlight you are making it less likely that you will cater to them.

 

[Futurecel2.0]

I want one but they are expensive. And I hear they are hard to clean

 

[FinnCel]

My fleshlight hasn't come yet.
I'll wait couple of hours. If it hasn't come, I'll go to the local alcohol shop

 

[Cuyen]

Goob bro enjoy it. I wish I could have one tbh. I really need it.

 

[FinnCel]

It isn't as hard to clean as I thought. Also it dries pretty fast.

That white thing is for storage.

I kinda like cleaning this, it's like meditation

 

[LastEvolutionCell]

It isn't as hard to clean as I thought. Also it dries pretty fast.
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That white thing is for storage.

I kinda like cleaning this, it's like meditation

Jesus christ that looks like an alien vagina, I would be affraid to stick my dick in there

 

[FinnCel]

Jesus christ that looks like an alien vagina, I would be affraid to stick my dick in there

It's modeled after a real vagina

 

[Kakarot]

You picked one ugly pussy. Weren't there any prettier ones?

 

[Deleted member 265]

You picked one ugly pussy. Weren't there any prettier ones?

 

[FinnCel]

You picked one ugly pussy. Weren't there any prettier ones?

I chose that because it was a test winner.
It does feel pretty good though.
At first I didn't feel all that much, then I concentrated and felt every little bump. Fucking love it

 

[Deleted member 15737]

I like onaholes the best.