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Ordered my first drink at bar club

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Only guy there, just young foids serving me.

I explained I dont know how to order alchohol and they looked at me like I had 3 heads and were just grinning at the fact Im retarded.

I am now sitting alone while they gossip feeling like a retard
 
Drinking a bottle of piss like a drunkoid
 
Just keep drinking, and you'll feel good soon
 
What do the foids look like?
 
⚠️trucel moment detected⚠️
 
What do the foids look like?
Some more walked in asking for fucking weird mixtures of alchohol, one being called "sex on the beach". They are gossiping and acting whorish god save me
 
how long nigga I hate this im just doomscrolling on my phone on .is
Is this your first time drinking? I'd say after two pints you'll at least feel a bit of a buzz, if so.
 
first time
Cool, yeah get through 2 pints and then wait a bit. It will hit you soon enough. Try not to get to the point were you're so fucked up you can barely stand etc. lol.

Pace yourself.
 
Cool, yeah get through 2 pints and then wait a bit. It will hit you soon enough. Try not to get to the point were you're so fucked up you can barely stand etc. lol.

Pace yourself.
I can see how this will go, just me sitting alone while normies norm
 
Cool, yeah get through 2 pints and then wait a bit. It will hit you soon enough. Try not to get to the point were you're so fucked up you can barely stand etc. lol.

Pace yourself.
how many pints for 2 hours?
 
I'd say 5 or 6, and yeah clubs are for foids and chads at this point jfl. You bothered going there though, so you might aswell get drunk.
its gonna drain my bank account faster than the place drains my will to live
 
I'd say 5 or 6, and yeah clubs are for foids and chads at this point jfl. You bothered going there though, so you might aswell get drunk.
how do you cope with being drunk
 
Only guy there, just young foids serving me.

I explained I dont know how to order alchohol and they looked at me like I had 3 heads and were just grinning at the fact Im retarded.

I am now sitting alone while they gossip feeling like a retard
Why are you even at a club? You do realize that those aren't safe environments for us right? People will always make fun of you for not fitting in or being in such an environment.
 
its gonna drain my bank account faster than the place drains my will to live
£4 isn't too bad for a pint, if you were in London it would be around £7-£10 probably.

When I drink I just buy a bottle of vodka and cope on the computer, cheaper and more enjoyable than going out somewhere.
 
£4 isn't too bad for a pint, if you were in London it would be around £7-£10 probably.

When I drink I just buy a bottle of vodka and cope on the computer, cheaper and more enjoyable than going out somewhere.
the foids here are talking and strutting around with a disgusting amount of unfounded confidence fron fuck knows where
 
Sex on a beach lmao that must awful to hear.
Some more walked in asking for fucking weird mixtures of alchohol, one being called "sex on the beach". They are gossiping and acting whorish god save me
 
the foids here are talking and strutting around with a disgusting amount of unfounded confidence fron fuck knows where
Foids are usually up their own asses sober, so imagine how that gets amplified after a few drinks.
 
Foids are usually up their own asses sober, so imagine how that gets amplified after a few drinks.
I am the only guy in the pub rn.

If I was chad they would have talked to me by now
 
Foids are usually up their own asses sober, so imagine how that gets amplified after a few drinks.
they are playing typical whore songs on the alexa rn
 
this is a godless place
 
I am the only guy in the pub rn.

If I was chad they would have talked to me by now
Doesn't surprise me, the whole going to the club or bar as a sub chad, and trying to chat up some foid to go home with you idea is dead.

Maybe 20 to 25 years ago we'd have had a chance.
 
If it's your fifth time drinking, take it slow, you want to feel a bit drunk, no need to make a fool out of yourself or do something worse. These places are not really incel friendly, but since you are already there, fuck em, who gives a fuck. Try to enjoy it if you can (I personally can't but still try). Also how old are you?
 
i prefer drinking at home
 
dont drink too much. first time drink no more than 1-2 glasses

hes probably throwing up and passed out from too many
 
Are you still out, or did you go home?
 
It's honestly better to just pick up a fifth and to drink alone in your room. Bars scam the hell out of people with their prices.
 

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