Experiment Orbiting an 'Alpha-Stacy'???

[Blancmange]

I have devised a strange theory, one that hasn't really been talked about much....perhaps this theory could apply in rare and special circumstances

We all know that orbiting a foid is a big waste of time and in the long run very demoralizing, however what if that foid was an 'Alpha-Stacy', not just any Stacy, but a very popular girl at the very top of the social hierarchy in which she partakes?

These kinds of Stacys are relatively rare, we see them in movies a lot, but they do exist also in real life

Here's a movie example of one: Fang from 'My Soul to Take'

Look at the confidence and power that emanates from her, her and her friends are popular, however fangs friends are on a lower level than her, she is the Alpha of the group......one might even say that her friends are orbiters.

My theory is that perhaps if a male was to orbit an 'alpha-stacy' (not a popular girl but the most popular 'leader-Stacy' he would in turn receive a massive boost to his social status, he would not be getting any sex of course but the boost to his social status might give him interesting advantages in ways I haven't yet forethought.

The best way to orbit a 'Alpha-Stacy' would obviously be to supply her with something she wants, whether that be humor, alcohol, drugs, help her with her schemes and plots etc...
The danger of being a emotional tampon to an Alpha Stacy would probably be relatively low, these types of girls are in control of everything.

I'm sure people will find holes in this theory as it is a little far-fetched but you never know, perhaps it's worth a try for someone who is in a very cliquey environment...

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Dude why the fuck would an alpha Stacy want to hang out with a beta incel loser? She already gets all her needs met by Chads and Brads.

Also you're basically describing the plot line from the 80s movie Cant Buy Me Love where the beta pays a Stacy to pretend she's dating him for one month to up his social status.

 

[KV-]

She has people more attractive and successful than us orbiting her, why would she want attention from us?
We may as well be a cockroach.

 

[Blancmange]

Dude why the fuck would an alpha Stacy want to hang out with a beta incel loser? She already gets all her needs met by Chads and Brads.

Also you're basically describing the plot line from the 80s movie Cant Buy Me Love where the beta pays a Stacy to pretend she's dating him for one month to up his social status.

I'm describing the plot line to countless 80's movies (and also Superbad from the 2000's).

An Alpha Stacy is above almost all Chads and Brads, she has them twisted around her little finger, she only cares about whoever enables the things she wants to happen - to happen, it don't matter if they are ugly to her.

 

[metal]

orbiting foids is cuckoldrism

 

[EthnicelNL]

orbiting foids is cuckoldrism

 

[Blancmange]

orbiting foids is cuckoldrism

Exactly, so one must approach her very very carefully & try to treat it as a transaction.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

I'm describing the plot line to countless 80's movies (and also Superbad from the 2000's).

An Alpha Stacy is above almost all Chads and Brads, she has them twisted around her little finger, she only cares about whoever enables the things she wants to happen - to happen, it don't matter if they are ugly to her.

Look bud. What you're not getting is your social status is set based on your physical attractiveness and social charisma. You can't cheat it. If you walked into a nightclub and had zero status because everyone there mogs you, then you will likely have low status in high school also. Rare exceptions for being a drug dealer or insanely rich.

The social ladder has alpha Stacy or alpha Chad at the top. They can select from anyone down the ladder to orbit them. But they have most in common with the people right under them.

You know what the problem with hanging out with high SMV people is? You won't relate to anything they have to talk about and even if you had the opportunity you'd realize quickly how absurd it is.

People tend to hang out with people who are similar to them. That's why Chads stick to brads. And stacys to beckies. And omegas to omegas.

There is no reason anything you are asking about will ever happen in real life. Again only exceptions are if you're a drug dealer and the alpha Stacy starts becoming a junkie or you're insanely rich.

Stop fantasizing about fairy tales.

If you're short/ugly/awkward she will be embarrassed to be seen with you and likely won't even want to talk to you. No different than if you could approach a Stacy in a nightclub.

 

[acnescarcel]

this might work if you're in high school still

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

The only way is to be her poison provider tbh. But she need to be addicted to some shit ...

Back in HS, alpha Stacey were merely wannabe top models. One of them spent all her money on creator clothes and suprising outfits. So it was over for drug dealer cels. Being a cloth creator cel would have helped me to hit the Stacey tbh (she was the kind of deppressed Stacey with daddy issues and no bf despite her status lol).

 

[MisterCandy]

I know! You could lick her boots and do her homework!

 

[Blancmange]

The only way is to be her poison provider tbh. But she need to be addicted to some shit ...

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I agree, being a poison provider or something similar is the way, that's kinda what I had in mind when I made the thread.

If you're short/ugly/awkward she will be embarrassed to be seen with you and likely won't even want to talk to you. No different than if you could approach a Stacy in a nightclub.

That is true, & yeah the theory is kinda far fetched as I said earlier.

 

[ADD Sufferer]

Delusional. You're watching too much television.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

You can't orbit an alpha stacy, kek, even chads will end up orbiting her.

Alpha stacies can only be subdued by a 6'5" giga-tyrone with an 8" dick.

 

[Deleted member 1252]

This is PUA bullshit.

JFL @ an incel trying to even talk to an alpha Stacy.

Protoplasmic invertebrate jellies level IQ.

 

[UBERCEL]

Dude why the fuck would an alpha Stacy want to hang out with a beta incel loser? She already gets all her needs met by Chads and Brads.

Also you're basically describing the plot line from the 80s movie Cant Buy Me Love where the beta pays a Stacy to pretend she's dating him for one month to up his social status.

This.
Just lol @ orbiting at all.
What is alpha or beta Stacies they all get chads at the end

 

[YungCell]

Orbiting is ultimate cuckoldry with usually 0 benifits.

 

[guerillahubris]

her orbiters would be minimum normie in looks unless hes gay. no chance

 

[San Salvador]

C U C K

 

[Cerebral hypoxia]

OP is a brainwashed bluepilled beta looking for any reason at all to orbit a foid

 

[xanox]

An alpha Stacy would already have a horde of orbiters, dude. In her eyes you would just be another cuck to add to the pile.

 

[Welcumtotherealworld]

Dude why the fuck would an alpha Stacy want to hang out with a beta incel loser? She already gets all her needs met by Chads and Brads.

Also you're basically describing the plot line from the 80s movie Cant Buy Me Love where the beta pays a Stacy to pretend she's dating him for one month to up his social status.

 

[Blancmange]

OP is a brainwashed bluepilled beta looking for any reason at all to orbit a foid
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I am the least cuckiest person on the forum I assure you, Repliers to the thread should not confuse notions put forward to active endorsement.

In hindsight "orbiting" was a poor choice of word to describe what I was intending. & "mutual transaction" might have been a better phrase, I think some commenters picked up on that while some of the more low IQ commenters didn't.

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

seems like a reverse minimalistic approach, it seems like it could work, because it doesn't seem too popular to do so now.

now i digress...

nowadays you'd even be considered "lucky," if she gives you a chance to orbit her. just seeing how rampant women standards are nowadays.

 

[WarriorSkull]

In the end, all this amounts to is "build a life of value that will attract higher value people in spite of your looks". Being a drug dealer, being rich, having some form of connection to something people want, but they can't get. If you're seeking a raise in your own social value by having an alpha-stacy interact with you in any way at all, you're better off paying for high end escorts who offer gf experiences and then bringing them as dates to big social functions where everyone can be impressed by your date.

 

[Blancmange]

I might have done it when I was in high school, but it was with 3 popular Stacy's, not a giga-stacy/alpha stacy, here's the tl;dr story:

When I was 16 my dad moved to another country so I had to live with my mom, my mom lived in another town to my high school so I had to get my driving licence and a car as soon as I could..

I ended up being one of the few people my age in high school with a car...coincidentally or not coincidentally one of the popular girls started sitting near me in my accounting class because I used to sit behind 2 of her friends...anyway we started talking, I may have been a skinny, rat faced, half-ethnic/half-white cel back then but at least I wasn't too uncomfortable talking with girls, it was actually really easy because most of our communication was from sharing notes with sarcastic drawings on them, she would mock me by drawing pics of me having sex with landwhales or grandmas, & I'd do the same to her, she even wrote "I am gay" in my English textbook without me knowing and I ended up getting a 'talk' after class about how good it was I was starting to become open about my sexuality from my English teacher, (of course I'm not gay at all) when the Stacy found out what she had done to me, she was really amused.
...anyway she started taking advantage of my mode of transport and would ask me to ditch classes with her and another friend of hers so she could go into town etc.
To cut a long story short she started inviting me to parties and other places, she would even buy me food and get me alcohol, she wasn't ashamed to be around me even though I wasn't even on her radar of physical attration, perhaps things were much different in the 90's then they are today.

The cynical part of me has sometimes questioned if she was using me for my car, but in hindsight I suppose I'm glad it happened as I got to go out a lot for 2 years in the time I was in high school.

I also question if I was orbiting her, I don't think I was, I didn't put her on a pedestal or anything like that. Of course I was blue pilled back then though. I don't regret anything, but I certainly don't condone being an orbiter in general, particularly today.

 

[armis]

An Alpha Stacy is above almost all Chads

No foid is above Chad.

 

[notfresco1]

Being a drug dealer is the only way to get near an alpha Stacy.

 

[uninstall]

Dude why the fuck would an alpha Stacy want to hang out with a beta incel loser? She already gets all her needs met by Chads and Brads.

Also you're basically describing the plot line from the 80s movie Cant Buy Me Love where the beta pays a Stacy to pretend she's dating him for one month to up his social status.