Only incels carry condoms

[BlackOpsIIcel]

Normal people have their condoms at home. Incels keep them in their wallet, just in case.

 

[Deleted member 60]

lol wut

 

[Maeror]

What?

 

[KillingJoke]

Ha, I don't even own a condom! Why waste money on condoms? I'll just buy some more booze.

 

[Allblueeeee]

Muh you are incel if you cant fuck the wife of the president backstage tbh tbh ngl ngl

everything u fuck sub 9.5 doesnt count as sex ngl ngl tbh tbh tbhtbhtbhtbnglnglngl tbhtbhtbhgnglnglgnlntbh


tbh

 

[Evil Genius]

Still remember getting free condoms in freshers week at Uni and thinking I would use them...

 

[Ritalincel]

High IQ thread.

 

[Sadist]

I carried a condom on me for like a month in uni and then stopped cause I realized it was pointless kek, what self deluded idiot seriously carries one 24/7 especially after being blackpilled lol

 

[TheOnlyWei]

Still remember getting free condoms in freshers week at Uni and thinking I would use them...

I remember being that optimistic

 

[TheLivingFailure]

I have never purchased or received a condom in my life.

 

[KillingJoke]

I carried a condom on me for like a month in uni and then stopped cause I realized it was pointless kek, what self deluded idiot seriously carries one 24/7 especially after being blackpilled lol

Step 1. Go get a bunch of free condoms
Step 2. Relabel them as premium all natural condoms
Step 3. Go to a club
Step 4. Approach all the guys entering
Step 5. Offer the condom for a high price
mfw neetbux are made

 

[VST]

I never even purchased a condom.

 

[Mainländer]

High IQ thread.

 

[Deleted member 60]

Still remember getting free condoms in freshers week at Uni and thinking I would use them...

I just tossed them on the floor. Everyone stared at me awkwardly and some Chad asked if I was gay. Good times

 

[Fontaine]

Chad is allowed to go bare after a blood test or even without a blood test, so yes indeed.

 

[Deleted member 3385]

never even bought a condom, when is an incel ever going to be in a situation to have a hookup

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

Trucels know they wont have sex,why would we carry a condom?

 

[Deleted member 6501]

 

[newcel997]

hs boys carry condoms, if youre incel you know you will never get game

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

lmfao who the fuck buys condoms when they dont get pussyhahahhaha

 

[Indari]

I carried a condom on me for like a month in uni and then stopped cause I realized it was pointless kek, what self deluded idiot seriously carries one 24/7 especially after being blackpilled lol

in case you feel likr going for a rape, wouldnt want to catch anything

 

[ghostcell]

my mom bought me condoms at like 15 "just in case" lol theyre still all there in the package

 

[Sadist]

Step 1. Go get a bunch of free condoms
Step 2. Relabel them as premium all natural condoms
Step 3. Go to a club
Step 4. Approach all the guys entering
Step 5. Offer the condom for a high price
mfw neetbux are made

thats a good idea, but I'm pretty sure most people going to clubs carry one

 

[Inceltard]

Step 1. Go get a bunch of free condoms
Step 2. Relabel them as premium all natural condoms
Step 3. Go to a club
Step 4. Approach all the guys entering
Step 5. Offer the condom for a high price
mfw neetbux are made

I'm so paranoid that I would have thought that condom is punctured. Also you're fakecel if you could enter the club through face control.

 

[Enigmatic93]

Trucels know they wont have sex,why would we carry a condom?

 

[Profligate]

I've never carried a condom on me though I used to shave my pubes just in case I get an unexpected blowjob in the mall or something. Little did I know lol.

 

[zerozerozero]

in case you feel likr going for a rape, wouldnt want to catch anything