Oneitiscel trait: When you wake up in the morning, you daydream about your oneitis sleeping next to you.
You start picturing the details of what it would be like to have her in your life. You imagine her laughing at your jokes, having conversations with you over breakfast, and all that lovey dovey couple stuff.
The scenes playing in your mind feel so real and vivid that your subconscious mind starts to believe it's all real, and causes you to smile involuntarily.
But then you snap back to reality. Your daydream fades away like a puff of smoke.
You're then reminded that your oneitis is in bed with her Chad BF, who gets to experience in reality whatever you just daydreamed about a few moments ago. On a daily basis. With your oneitis.
And finally, you wake up fully feeling like a bag of horseshit and prepare yourself to face yet another day of loneliness and inceldom.
You start picturing the details of what it would be like to have her in your life. You imagine her laughing at your jokes, having conversations with you over breakfast, and all that lovey dovey couple stuff.
The scenes playing in your mind feel so real and vivid that your subconscious mind starts to believe it's all real, and causes you to smile involuntarily.
But then you snap back to reality. Your daydream fades away like a puff of smoke.
You're then reminded that your oneitis is in bed with her Chad BF, who gets to experience in reality whatever you just daydreamed about a few moments ago. On a daily basis. With your oneitis.
And finally, you wake up fully feeling like a bag of horseshit and prepare yourself to face yet another day of loneliness and inceldom.
