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Theory One will protect you and the other will try to kill you

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Who would you choose to protect you (and the other one who you don’t choose is on a mission to kill you with all the resources available to them)

Edit: Keep in mind that this isn’t a straight up 1v1 fistfight, it’s like both of them just spawn in irl and can use elaborate tactics and conspiracy to try to kill/protect you
 
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What a dumb thread
 
I thought I had to choose between two anime girls
 
at least be creative with your shitposting
 
Cope
Highest IQ post of this year
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Are firearms allowed? Wtf?
 
Chad is deadlier, but I'd have no reason to have a chad on my side against an incel.

Always got the incel's back.
 
Probably meant for Lounge.

But the x-ray vision person can't protect you. What good is seeing what you can't defend against?
 
Are firearms allowed? Wtf?
Im thinking this isn’t just a 1v1 “arena fight”. Its like both of them spawn in to the world irl and its like Death Note where they’re using elaborate conspiracy to try to kill you. Like they could hire hitmen etc
 
The chad likely has an superiority complex and is a meathead/normie brain that never had to scheme his way out of a situation. The vegan incel and crypto speculator likely has critical thinking skills and more willingness to cooperate plus has a superpower.

Jock or not, he'd be fucked.
 
The chad likely has an superiority complex and is a meathead/normie brain that never had to scheme his way out of a situation. The vegan incel and crypto speculator likely has critical thinking skills and more willingness to cooperate plus has a superpower.

Jock or not, he'd be fucked.
High IQ analysis, I’m kind of thinking the same thing rn
 
Self-explanatory.
 
The chad likely has an superiority complex and is a meathead/normie brain that never had to scheme his way out of a situation. The vegan incel and crypto speculator likely has critical thinking skills and more willingness to cooperate plus has a superpower.

Jock or not, he'd be fucked.
I guess being able to punch through walls (superhuman strength) isn’t a superpower then :lul:
 
Its like both of them spawn in to the world irl and its like Death Note where they’re using advanced tactics to try to kill you.
Hmm.
I've never seen a smart person picking a carnivore diet. Also, punching through walls, seriously? That sounds like a metaphor for being too blunt.
Vegans are annoying too, but at least the incel is also into crypto, so maybe he has that tech bro mindset going for him.

I'd go with the incel, ask him to buy guns and maybe even some black market shit (if he's tapped into that). Next, I'd track down the Chad (he's probably on Instagram geotagging himself every minute, it should be easy) and ambush him.
 
Who would you choose to protect you (and the other one who you don’t choose is on a mission to kill you with all the resources available to them)

Edit: Keep in mind that this isn’t a straight up 1v1 fistfight, it’s like both of them just spawn in irl and can use elaborate tactics and conspiracy to try to kill/protect you
what tools do they have?
 
The vegan cryptocel is pretty much guaranteed to be a libcuck and a redditor so I want him dead either way

If you voted the first option you’re a faggot

How?

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I feel like actually coming up with a plan to outsmart the crypto vegancel and defeat/kill him if he was your enemy would be much more difficult though. He could be like a Jojo villain where he sends a shit ton of guys after you while he himself remains elusive and you have to track him down. And that might be difficult with the carnivore Chad as your partner

I also think he might be more reliable and easier to work with than the Chad
 
The vegan cryptocel is pretty much guaranteed to be a libcuck and a redditor so I want him dead either way
Liberals hate crypto and incels, cope
 
I guess being able to punch through walls (superhuman strength) isn’t a superpower then :lul:
Just tap into veg's crypto funds, hire a giga stacy escort and have her cold approach chad and seduce him into a honey trap, then have the veg use wallhacks, set up the auto-mg booby trap and turn chad into swiss cheese while he gets it on
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what tools do they have?
basically anything that a meathead Chad or a cryptocel would logically be able to acquire. just anything you can reasonably imagine them having
 
I feel like actually coming up with a plan to outsmart the crypto vegancel and defeat/kill him if he was your enemy would be much more difficult though. He could be like a Jojo villain where he sends a shit ton of guys after you while he himself remains elusive and you have to track him down. And that might be difficult with the carnivore Chad as your partner
He probably wouldn’t jfl he’s a redditor. After he finds out you’re an evil inkler he would refuse to help you. If anything, the chad would be the one with connections and other reliable gymmaxxed niggas to back you up
I also think he might be more reliable and easier to work with than the Chad
lmao no he wouldn’t. Subhumans hate other subhumans. You should know better than anyone
Just tap into veg's crypto funds, hire a giga stacy escort and have her cold approach chad and seduce him into a honey trap, then have the veg use wallhacks, set up the auto-mg booby trap and turn chad into swiss cheese while he gets it on
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Ok that’s actually kinda high IQ negl :whatfeels:

This man out here playing 4D chess while everyone else is playing checkers :what:
 
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Since when were libcucks against crypto? I thought they were generally for it
1. It's bad for the environment
2. NFTs are so retarded that hating crypto just became mainstream
 
Jfl as if most libcucks and redditfags actually give a fuck

Just because people dislike NFTs doesn’t mean they hate crypto as a whole

It’s not just the left that hates them either
He’s definitely right tbh if u go on twitter or whatever u see a lot of memes and stuff from foids and sjw normies about how they hate bitcoin and crypto

it’s mostly just a social trend to hate crypto (which is propagated by how it’s bad for the environment and NFTs are retarded). its not like feminist teen foids actually know anything about its asset value and shit or care about it at all:lul:

crypto having a cultural association with misogynist men is also something they’re forcing really hard now and libs just hate it because of that
 
Im thinking this isn’t just a 1v1 “arena fight”. Its like both of them spawn in to the world irl and its like Death Note where they’re using elaborate conspiracy to try to kill you. Like they could hire hitmen etc
Well, L knew he was about to die. Seeing Light smile at his end probably made him more sad, but he was already sad well before that. L was just standing outside in the pouring rain lost in thought, that seems like the epitome of a sad person to me, or atleast close to it. When he walked back inside with Light, and was rubbing his feet to help him dry, he told him that they would soon part. He already knew he was about to die soon. I think it was being portrayed that L KNEW Light was Kira, but he didnt have hard evidence to drive it home and imprison him again. It was mentioned a couple of times in prior episodes, L doesnt like to say something is absolute without having hard evidence. This is also the reason why he wanted to investigate on his own during the Yotsuba Kira arc, because even if they were talking about killing people in their meetings, they had no visual proof that any of them were Kira, nor did they know how Kira killed.

In this episode, L was standing outside in the rain because he felt defeated. He didnt know what to do with his hunches/theories that Light could still be Kira, because he didnt have enough information. He told Light that they would part soon because he knew he had been defeated, and he didnt know how to win in the way that he likes to win himself, with hard evidence. The scene where he was drying lights feet and massaging them, it showed a still of Light sitting on the upper step while L was below him with his head down as the camera tilted upwards. I think this was done on purpose for people to perceive Light as the superior or victor of their long battle. Put another way, L bowing down to Kira.

L might not have been accepting his defeat, because he was still trying to solve the case, but Im pretty sure he was atleast mentally preparing for it by his actions and previous things he has said. So, when L was dying as Light held him in his arms, yes I do believe he was sad, but I dont think Light smiling was the sole reason for his sadness. Honestly I dont even think L was surprised, he always knew or had a really good feeling that Light was Kira, seeing the smile was confirmation for him, his "hard evidence". Light was nearly flawless in their battle, and him smiling right there was the only "hint" he gave L that he was Kira, everything else was pretty much speculation considering L never saw Light actually kill people. R.I.P L, and lucky for him he didnt try to write a name in the Death Note because then he probably wouldnt be resting anywhere near peace.

Oh and I hate to be that guy, but TECHNICALLY Light didnt kill L. And is it REALLY betraying if you were enemies before you were "friends"? Just food for thought
 
Vegan incel crypt:bluepill::soy::feelshaha:
 

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